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  1. Dox

    This needs to be said…
    Justin. You make millions of dollars. You have (god help us) fame, and fortune. If you are going to pay for sex, for the love of god, stop picking up the chick that looks like she’s a post op out of the Riker’s gang unit, that’s taking a five minute break in between 2 dollar blow jobs behind the Wendy’s dumpster.

    I mean for the love of god, you went from Selena Gomez to this? I mean really, Don doesn’t even think she’s hot. (Don’t make me a liar Don.)

    Just… step away from the nasty coochie. Put it down man… it’s not worth it.

    • Don has been known to change his mind when bribed with enough Best Buy gift cards.

      • Dox

        I like Don way too much to let him make a life altering mistake like that. Seriously… no Game every released is worth a case of herpes and crabs at the same time.

        And that’s not even taking into account the fact that the creepy bitch is going to film you sleeping afterwards…. like some serial killer in a bad slasher flick.

        HOLY SHIT. I just remembered where I saw this girl…

        Sleepaway Camp.

      • You misunderstand – I meant you could bribe him to come to his senses and back you up in declaring her “not hot”, not that you should try to dangle a new Wii game in front of him so that he’d agree to tap that!

        Don, you magnificent bastard, you’re really gonna clear up this year!

      • Christmas is looking good this year.

    • I have seen her nude pics and she has a decent body. Definitely a drop off from Selena, but she’s not awful looking. Justin had no business being with Selena in the first place. This woman seems to be more on his level.

  2. Tom Jones

    Separated from her husband!? Or maybe she is the husband post-op? Either way whatever sex a Tati is, its gross.

    “She had man hands…the hands of a man. It’s like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast” – Jerry Seinfeld

  3. God, she is rancid. I could buy a hell of a hooker with Bieber’s money.

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