Turkey’s done!
Turkey’s done!

Most girls seek the help of a surgeon to correct lopsided titty syndrome. Oh Tara, you’re such a trend setter!!

Oh, I like this one… One nip goes one way, the other nip goes the other way, and this chic’s sayin’, “Whadda ya want from me?’ Chic’s got a nice head of white hair, it’s beautiful.

I hope that this is the “before” picture for an upcoming appearance on HSN with Rhonda Shear to promote the “Ahhh Bra”. If not, Tara, go buy a bra, those things are hanging way too low.

OMG!!!