1. Don’t worry kid, my brain hurts too.

  2. That was the look on my face too, kid.

  3. That *clunk* noise you just heard was my penis crawling up into my abdomen and slamming the door behind it.

  4. Hey hon, which tummy fold has the car keys and which has the cash? I lose track, and I wanna go to the snack bar for a pop.

  5. The roofie Tara gave this kid is wearing off. Wait ’till he figures out what he did.

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