'Tan Mom' Patricia Krentcil at Her Attorney's Office in New Jersey
Patricia Krentcil in New Jersey. (May 11, 2012)
'Tan Mom' Patricia Krentcil at Her Attorney's Office in New Jersey
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Patricia Krentcil in New Jersey. (May 11, 2012)
Who can turn the world off with her tan?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem too brown?
Well it’s you girl, and you should know it
With each tan and every little burn you show it
Sun is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a tan, why don’t you take it
You’re gonna tan it after all
You’re gonna tan it after all
She’s repulsive. Can we stop taking pictures of her now, please?
Was it Coffee she just swallowed or Suntan Lotion