Our fur looks better than your Hair, which is the watch and which is the bracelet…both look ugly and those finger nails, at least we get our claws clipped. And is that a diaper bag for your Depends you wear ?

And it looks like you are staggering out of that vehicle, and are you going to your Attorney or Immigration by that sign, to get your Visa renewed, or a new picture for your passport ?

Inquiring minds want to know, and when do you plan to be on Jerry Springer ? See all of the attention you are getting…does any one pet you ? What does your husband look like ?