A public servie announcement to all those readers that have not had kids yet: This is not reality. Your wife (if you are a man), or you (if you a woman) will not look like this after the baby is born. More likely you will have vericose veins and a big ol’ jelly belly. It’s ok. Nor will you be so happy. More likely you will be full of slow simmering anger and making passive aggressive snipes at each other. You’re welcome.
Sounds about right.
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Tamara Ecclestone and her husband Lord Eatadick in Morocco. (May 1, 2014)