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    Holy shit, Chelsea Clinton was there, too?

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    A buddy and I once developed a tool for ranking attractive older women – I’ll retroactively call it the cougar scale – that involved taking a 1-10 ‘hotness’ rating and multiplying it by a woman’s age. At the time, I believe Elizabeth Hurley and Jennifer Aniston were the top end of it.

    Stephanie Seymour absolutely fucking wrecks it.

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