Police officer: Stop! It is a felony to come within 10 feet of a cop who pissed himself.
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, let me turn around and present my exhibit A. Prosecution rests.
(Because she’s a lawyer. It’s ok if you didn’t know that)
“Hey, can you toss me that rag? I seem to have spontaneously came in my pants.”
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