1. Double D

    He doesn’t deserve to be KILLED for wearing those shoes. Just seriously molested.

  2. Weber

    Great Scott! Justin could conceivably encounter her future self! The consequences of that could be disastrous!

  3. Sunny

    Seems apropos that he looks like a little lesbian and his perfume looks like multiple vaginas unfolding.

  4. oolahlah

    “Someday my prince will come,” Snow White sang in the forest, right before she was mugged by the King of Tweens, who made off with her pretty rose-red boots, rose-red watch, and mutant rose-capped chamber pot.

  5. sexyman48

    “Do or do not there is no try.”

  6. debbie

    he doesn’t know how to tie his velcro shoe.

  7. The Critical Crassness

    You think the shoes are bad…his probably underwear matches them. Canada should be very proud of their native son or is it “daughter”?

  8. lentista

    HEY JUSTIN …MARTY MCFLY CALLED AND HE WANTS HIS SHOES BACK……

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