So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

Nicolas Cage's son Weston in 2008.
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  1. Anon

    CHOCOLATE MILK IS BRUUTTTAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!

    Jun 13, 2011 at 1:49 pm /  Reply /10
  2. McFeely Smackup

    I wonder how long he had to practice the “rolling eyes so only whites show” to get it down pat. He can’t use a mirror so I imagine it going like:
    Westin: Ok, look now…am I doing it? am I doing IT???
    Goth buddy: yeah, you’re totally doing it!!
    Westin: Did it look cool?
    Goth buddy: it looked sweet Westin!! You gotta get a picture of that up on facebook!
    Westin: totally!! …and I told you to call me Darkseed.

    Jun 13, 2011 at 2:06 pm /  Reply /10
  3. Hannam

    I’m still laughing about that Metalocoalypse photo you used before. Cannot be unseen.

    Jun 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Ace of Spades

    People call it goth. I call it “Can’t live without Hair Metal.”

    Jun 13, 2011 at 2:35 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Little Richard

    Halloweiner.

    Jun 13, 2011 at 5:06 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Meh

    Douche. Bag.

    Jun 14, 2011 at 5:45 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Dirtyjo

    lol what a poser

    Jul 18, 2011 at 7:19 pm /  Reply /00

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