superficial

  1. udunome

    i prefer vinny’s body over all the others, hes also hotter

    • chelsea

      Vinny is chubby. I’m not a big fan of the beefcake look of the steroid-shooting iron pumpers, but I’d take someone who’s in shape over someone whose belly giggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy any day.

    • chelsea

      Just because I prefer guys with tone means I’m chubby? Got it. Drew, it sounds to me like YOU’RE chubby. And angry. You owe me money now, because I’m far from chubby. Kickboxing 4x a week will do that for you!

      And RebelMinion, when have you ever known a female to have erectile dysfunction? Anatomy/physiology, good class, invest in it.

    • Dave Smythe

      Give me a break people.. Vinny is chubby. ‘Take off those rosy colored glasses. Who is the stud in the pic?

      • p00ndawg

        lol thats not you, what a crappy ass photoshop fat bitch.

      • p00ndawg

        either way thanks for the pic, sending it to all your friends now.

        http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108&ref=search

      • chelsea

        Good going p00ndawg, you can say it’s not me all day but it won’t change the fact that it is. I didn’t touch it in photoshop other than to rotate it. My friends already know i’m hot, they won’t care about the picture.

        You must be much, much chubbier than Vinny to be so angry at me. What a shame. :(

      • chelsea

        P.S. Maybe you wouldn’t be so angry if you spent less time stalking people on the internet and more time working out or doing something productive. I find it both creepy and slightly amusing that you were able to find me on Facebook. You’re such an angry little man!

      • chelsea

        Yup, that’s my myspace, and my friend’s myspace, and yes, I had an eating disorder. I have been in recovery for over a year and haven’t struggled with it for a long time. I’m going to a CC to get my gen-ed classes out of the way for less money before transferring to a university (saving money = smart).

        I’m feeling sorry for you, p00ndawg, why are you so obsessed with me?! Get a life of your own, obviously you’re enraged because I called Vinny chubby and because I’m not chubby, I’m actually rather hot. Keep it up, though, I’m having fun guessing what you’re going to dig up next!!

      • derrick "big D"

        lol poondawg your making yourself look like an idiot she is obviously hot and your just pissed you cant get a girl like that and stalking her isnt going to help

      • Mama Maria

        go chelsea!! that shut him up! lol and i like your blog your a good writer!

  2. browny

    I’m with Chelsea here. For all you guys out there with the tummy fat going on: lose it or at least put it away. (see above).

    Pilsbury Doughboy look is nasty.

  3. sarah

    love a bit of belly.. is that weird… ?

    i wouldn’t say no to RAAAAHNIE either though

    hell i just love the cock

  4. Nancy Pelosi

    I, for one, like the muffin top man.

    Why when girls admit they don’t like fat guys it’s just a matter of preference, but when guys say they don’t like fat broads they are being shallow?

    We’ll lose the guts ladies when you stop strapping the cheeseburgers to your asses.

    • chelsea

      I don’t see any problem with guys preferring toned girls to overweight girls. Fat is just not attractive in general (though some people actually do prefer it), to me it sends a message that a person is lazy and doesn’t take care of themselves.

  5. Angel

    i dont like fat people. it isnt a gender thing.

    fat is disgusting. fat people are jealous of lean people and i have experienced this forever!

    68% of Americans are FAT ASSES

    no control, weak, and blame us “in shape” people for their eating?
    wtf.

    stay fat, i dont give a fck but enough with the jealous shit, be happy for people that do the hard work it takes to be in shape.

    jackasses.

    • chelsea

      Amen, thank you for having sense

      • steven

        FAT AGGRESSION Much you fat motherf*****’s.. lol Stop hatin on a girl cuz she dont quote “fat people need luv too”.. And to the lame moron who called her picture ‘fake’, Ive had the same accusation before, and iT IS like you stuck your foot in your mouth,..hell my stupid ass girl was so dumb, she said Im either a fake pic, OR if Im real, Im on steroids. lol, okay, the bitch needs glasses, I may be ‘cut N toned’,…BUT ONLY 148 Lbs.., it’s OBVIOUS in my pictures, I DO NOT Juice.. if I did, Id be a ‘Ronny’, if built anywhere NEAr one of the Oompa Loompa shore people, it would have to be ‘Mike’, Minus the ‘Old Man Face’.., an to be honest, def. NOT as defined, just more so than any of you’z fat bastards.. lol

  6. Lindsey

    Vinny is a total cutie, and he’s NOT chubby. Just bc he doesn’t have a 6 pack doesn’t mean he is big. He doesn’t look big at all. He looks just fine. You saw the way his mother cooks for him all the time, there’s no way I would be able to stay thin either. lol.

  7. Haha

    Angel,
    do you hate your mom and dad? cuz they’re FAT! lol

  8. Mansk

    Proof right there of beefed up dudes compensation. Look at the skinny guy, doesnt need huge muscles bc hes packing.

  9. Nic

    Looks like a before and after

  10. Kate

    It is funny at how many people think that having no fat on your body is hot.. um well you do need fat to survive and vinny isnt fat trust me if you put him up to someone who is much bigger that has to wear a xxxl shirt he will look tiny and not very guy is going to be riped because it depends on body mass. Vinny is at a healthy size.

    • chelsea

      Having no fat is gross. There is something called “healthy fat” and Vinny has crossed the line, not by an obscene amount but by enough that I think he’s unattractive. It’s not that he’s “fat” but he has no tone, it’s not cute.

  11. Mike

    “Before and After” !

    Sometimes the simplest lines work so well. That was hilarious. Good Job Nic.

  12. Mike

    Also… Same goes for “fucktard”. I guess I’m easy to please.

  13. Joshua

    Basically, what you’re saying is Chelsea. You’re shallow.

    • chelsea

      Are you joking me? Look at the site we’re on, it’s called The Superficial for a reason. I’m honestly not that shallow, I’ve dated people with bodies worse than Vinny’s, but I PREFER somebody who’s toned. Is that a crime? I can’t really judge Vinny on his personality because I don’t watch Jersey Shore, so what am I supposed to comment on besides his obvious lack of tone? Maybe he’s got a great personality, I don’t know, but that doesn’t make his stomach any flatter.

  14. Tenah

    You all are cracking me up!!! No Im not fat not skinny either! Just exactally right!!!! With a little work anyone can look good!!! LOL But I Love Vinny he is so sweet!!!

  15. Roflcake

    Lol what a load of shite.

    Look at that dude, ugly as fuck, and because he has a large cock girls suddenly dont care about his ugly ass mug?

    Jesus, Ive never laughed so hard. 90% of women dont give a fuck about dicksize, as long as its large enough to make em come. What woman wants a ugly ass fatass with a big ugly dick? Lmao, dont make me laugh. You bitches are as shallow as us men. We dont NEED big boobs, but it would be nice. But not at the cost of a nice face/ass/rest of the body. Just like women dont NEED huge cocks, it would just be nice if it came with the package. I mean, you can just buy a huge dildo for that, easy…

  16. nicki

    WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIM BEING CHUBBY? HE IS FINE AS HELL! NOW IF HE WAS A LITTLE CHUBBIER IT WOULDNT BE OK BUT HEY YOU GIVE AND YOU GET. ITS SO HARD TO FIND A DECENT LOOKING MAN WITH A DECENT SIZE COCK THESE DAYS ITS REDICULOUS. AND YES SIZE DOES MATTER..YEAH YEAH BLAH BLAH MOTION OCEAN BOATS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK EVER. ITS NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING PARTIALLY FILLED. ALL YOU HATERS SEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND HE IS NOT UGLY SO GET OVER IT HES JUST COMFORTABLE WITH HIS BODY THATS ALL.
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