So Jessica Simpson Did Not Eat An Entire Cracker Barrel

Jessica Simpson dressed in a Mummy costume to announce her pregnancy on her website www.jessicasimpson.com. (November 1, 2011)
7 Comments
  1. Nobody

    That thundering sound that rocked us all just now was Earth’s entire population yelling “Duhhhhh!”

    Nov 1, 2011 at 9:23 am /  Reply /00
  2. christipants

    There’s still that very sultry “come hither” look in her eye. Must be a tray of cheeseburgers just off camera.

    Nov 1, 2011 at 9:55 am /  Reply /00
  3. Throjo

    The embalmers must have hooked her brain out through her nose years ago in preparation.

    Nov 1, 2011 at 10:08 am /  Reply /00
  4. sooooooosuperficial

    I’m going out on a limb and predicting that after childbirth she won’t lose the 3 pounds of pregnancy weight she’s gained.

    Nov 1, 2011 at 11:32 am /  Reply /00
  5. adolf hitler

    her boobs are not growing. tragedy.

    Nov 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Willie Dixon

    Ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

    Nov 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm /  Reply /00
  7. malc0mn

    Did I read that right: ‘dressed in a Mummy costume to announce her pregnancy’ ?

    Nov 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm /  Reply /00

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