That thundering sound that rocked us all just now was Earth’s entire population yelling “Duhhhhh!”
There’s still that very sultry “come hither” look in her eye. Must be a tray of cheeseburgers just off camera.
The embalmers must have hooked her brain out through her nose years ago in preparation.
I’m going out on a limb and predicting that after childbirth she won’t lose the 3 pounds of pregnancy weight she’s gained.
her boobs are not growing. tragedy.
Did I read that right: ‘dressed in a Mummy costume to announce her pregnancy’ ?
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Jessica Simpson dressed in a Mummy costume to announce her pregnancy on her website www.jessicasimpson.com. (November 1, 2011)