superficial

  1. Nobody

    That thundering sound that rocked us all just now was Earth’s entire population yelling “Duhhhhh!”

  2. christipants

    There’s still that very sultry “come hither” look in her eye. Must be a tray of cheeseburgers just off camera.

  3. Throjo

    The embalmers must have hooked her brain out through her nose years ago in preparation.

  4. sooooooosuperficial

    I’m going out on a limb and predicting that after childbirth she won’t lose the 3 pounds of pregnancy weight she’s gained.

  5. adolf hitler

    her boobs are not growing. tragedy.

  6. Willie Dixon

    Ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

  7. malc0mn

    Did I read that right: ‘dressed in a Mummy costume to announce her pregnancy’ ?

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