Jessica Simpson dressed in a Mummy costume to announce her pregnancy on her website www.jessicasimpson.com. (November 1, 2011)
That thundering sound that rocked us all just now was Earth’s entire population yelling “Duhhhhh!”
There’s still that very sultry “come hither” look in her eye. Must be a tray of cheeseburgers just off camera.
The embalmers must have hooked her brain out through her nose years ago in preparation.
I’m going out on a limb and predicting that after childbirth she won’t lose the 3 pounds of pregnancy weight she’s gained.
her boobs are not growing. tragedy.
Did I read that right: ‘dressed in a Mummy costume to announce her pregnancy’ ?
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