Hello Jerome Bettis.

OInk!!
oink oink oink oink oink

SQUEEEEEAAALLL!

Oink.

this bitch is gross, short anf fat….EEW.

just to let you guys know i burned myself afterward.

jabba the hut?

Oink Oink,
She shure iz haught… If my sister wuzn’t better lukin than Souie? That is her name itn’t Souie litlle pig Souie? Man I’d luv to snuggle up to tha pig trough
wif her but she wood problee nudge me outa the way…

When, oh when, are this little, dumpy troll’s 15 minutes of fame going to be over, already? I just do not understand for the life of me why she and her pack of greasy cohorts from “Jersey Shore” are even famous. The other ones don’t bother me as much as Snooki does, though. She looks like an Oompa Loompa, and has an obviously delusional, over-inflated opinion of herself. She claims that she wears one piece bathing suits because they make guys “want to see more of her”? Seriously? Why not just be honest, Snooki, and admit that you’re a chubby, little piggy with rolls of greasy, orange fat that you’re trying to conceal, and THAT’S why you wear one piece bathing suits? It’s not like the rest of us are blind, and haven’t noticed your weight problem. Believe me, NO ONE “wants to see more” of you. At all. In fact, I think I can speak for pretty much everyone in the free world when I say that we’re totally ready for you to crawl back under the rock you came from, never to be heard from, and (hopefully) never seen again.

Yes, she is fat, but only by TV standards. If she were in person, not flattened by the camera TV lens, she would just be chubby. The “attractive” TV women look sickly in person…

Judge her because she is ridiculous and trashy, not because she looks like the average beer swilling college kid, you are all so superfi…oh, never mind ;)

Snooki, don’t listen to these clowns, babe. Your fat ass is HOT. These hateful trolls are just crying because they haven’t had their face sat on by you recently enough.