Snooki appears on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Is it just a coincidence that she happens to wake up in garbage cans, and that Oscar the Grouch has a penis that resembles a pickle? I think not. Tomorrow we shall all read of the death of the beloved muppet, bled to death after Snookie crunched his Vlasic, then eaten to death by the crabs she left behind.
She wakes up in trashcans because her dates are just taking out the garbage at the end of the night.
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