Three words, Snooki: cigarettes, coffee, and blueberries. Seriously, stain those f’ed up teef closer to the color of your leathery hide so they don’t call so much attention to themselves.
Body language translation: “Look! He actually thinks he’s the father! Hahahaha!”
The baby summed up our collective feelings
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Snooki with her son Lorenzo and fiance Jionni LaValle in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 29, 2013) -Photo: Pacific Coast News