Jessica Simpson in New York City. (January 7, 2014) -Photo: Splash News
She’s got ALL the hide the butt & waistline tricks up her voluminous furry sleeves.
Hope that’s fake fur Jess….the alternative may get you splattered by the NY NY fur fashion terrorists.
I don’t think the paint-splattering “fur fashion terrorists” of NYC have actually been a thing for the last 20 years. I mean, they didn’t do any more than throw flour at Kim Kardashian, and that was in L.A. Or did that turn out to be a hoax? I don’t remember now.
No problems as 10,000 Amazonian tarantulas were killed in the process , each individually making up that hideous outfit . Does that count?
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