Madonna And The Case Of The Hypocritical Nipple

The Superficial | June 12, 2012 - 12:24 pm

“It wants to come out, I can’t control it! EVERYBODY OUT!”

While Turkey and all of the Internet saw Madonna whip out her nipple over the weekend, here’s what she said back in January about the latest trend in celebrities flashing their boob nozzles. Via Starpulse:

The Material Girl told one… More »

Green Lantern is Gay (In A Separate, Alternate Universe Though Just To Be Safe)

The Superficial | June 1, 2012 - 2:45 pm

Also, he’s flaming. Literally. Subtle, DC. Very subtle…

A huge amount of online ink was spread today covering the supposedly groundbreaking news that DC Comics made Green Lantern gay which is surprising considering it’s not even Hal Jordon the well-known, mainstream version, but instead a rebooted version of the first Green Lantern, AlanMore »

Madonna Performed In Israel. Oh, Good.

The Superficial | June 1, 2012 - 11:45 am

“And the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, displaying himself as being God. … Then that lawless one will be revealed whom the Lord will slay with theMore »

Katy Perry Makes It Up To The Marines For Her ‘Part Of Me’ Video

The Superficial | May 29, 2012 - 3:45 pm

Granted she’s no Coco, Katy Perry spent Memorial Day performing for Marines in Brooklyn to kick off Fleet Week most likely to apologize for making a music video depicting the corps as a place to run away and cry next to tank because your boyfriend cheated on you. On that note, I’ll just assume the… More »

Jenna Jameson Got A DUI

The Superficial | May 25, 2012 - 9:46 am

Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I’ll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole. More »

Brooke Hogan Joins The Family Business (Wait, No Mustache?) And Other News

The Superficial | May 25, 2012 - 9:02 am

- Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it’s hot, say women. [Lainey Gossip]

– Are there awards for dentistry? Give this woman all of them. ALL OF THEM. [theCHIVE]

- Lindsay Lohan found the perfect Dick. [Dlisted]

– Stole somebody’s iPhone? Probably not a good idea to document… More »

Johnny Depp ‘Adopted’ By Comanche Nation

The Superficial | May 22, 2012 - 2:05 pm

“Wait. For real? Like the baking powder?”

While Johnny Depp may or may not have based part of his Tonto performance on Marilyn Manson, he definitely based it off a painting by an artist who literally just makes up his own Indian outfits because his historical research stops around, “Eh, they probably liked… More »

Bristol Palin Criticizes Obama On Gay Marriage, Says Kids Need Mom And A Dad. Let That Sink In.

The Superficial | May 10, 2012 - 2:54 pm

Yesterday, President Obama fully endorsed same-sex marriage rights which, whether it was a contrived political calculation or not, still marks an historical moment when an American president has come out in support of an extremely controversial topic that of course was immediately spun as a war on Christianity and marriage, but none of that’s as… More »

Adam Yauch a.k.a. MCA of The Beastie Boys Died (1964-2012)

Photo Boy | May 4, 2012 - 2:03 pm

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Adam Yauch was a founding member of the Beastie Boys and pioneer in not only the genre of rap, but music in general. In 2009 he publicly announced that he was being treated for cancer and it’s likely contributed to his death at age 47. I’ve been a huge… More »

Gabriel Aubry is Suing Halle Berry For Child Support And Lawyer’s Fees

Photo Boy | May 4, 2012 - 1:30 pm

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Since Halle Berry wants to move their child to France to punish Gabriel Aubry for slinging racial slurs at her (he didn’t) and assaulting a nanny (he didn’t), he’s now suing her for a tremendous amount in lawyer’s fees and child support. Via TMZ:
Gabriel Aubry is asking… More »

Courtney Love Had a Batsh*t Art Show, Will No Longer Profit From Kurt Cobain

Photo Boy | May 4, 2012 - 10:30 am

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It’s probably no great feat for a 19-year-old to outwit their insane, drug addict mother (heroin-crumb trail into a cage works everytime), but Frances Bean Cobain did exactly that by getting Courtney Love to release control of Kurt Cobain’s publishing rights in exchange for a 2.75 million dollar loan. More »

Jane Fonda’s Sex Life Sounds Better Than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. Wait, What?

Photo Boy | May 2, 2012 - 3:00 pm

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Recently the Lifetime network started airing The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet. I’ll pause here for a second while most of you quietly file out the door. Anyway, the show claims that it will “tackle a wide variety of topics universal to all females, including sexuality, body image, career… More »

I’m Buying What Dita Von Teese is Selling

Photo Boy | May 2, 2012 - 1:29 pm

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I’ll be honest with you, I posted these photos for one reason only. Perfume. I’m a man who happens to love fragrance. I especially love when two fragrances are smashed together into a beautiful bouquet that practically knocks you in the face. Sometimes I’ll just press my face close… More »

Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini, And Other News

Photo Boy | May 2, 2012 - 9:00 am

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- Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos respond to Kate Upton’s Cat Daddy video. [theCHIVE]

- Drew Barrymore’s pregnancy photo shoot was done at Juniper Creek apparently. [Lainey Gossip]

– The supercut of Val Kilmer taking off his glasses is way more entertaining than it has… More »

Kate Upton Dancing in a String Bikini (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 5.1.12)

Photo Boy | May 1, 2012 - 4:00 pm

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While I’m under no delusion that any of the words I’m typing here will ever be read, I felt that it was important to acknowledge the dark magic that Terry Richardson wields. I’m not sure there’s another man on Earth with the ability to say “Nice tiny flimsy bikini. More »

Chris Brown’s Selling Pit Bulls Online Now

The Superficial | April 27, 2012 - 10:42 am

I’ll be frank, I don’t know a lot about dogs or puppy mills or the SPCA, but I do know a lot about Chris Brown being a fucking idiot which brings us to his latest online venture: Selling pit bulls online for $1,000 a pop which just made Michael Vick go, “People are going to… More »

Octomom Makes Her Own Money To Spend On Haircuts, The Welfare Is Just For The Kids. What?

The Superficial | April 26, 2012 - 1:25 pm

“See? We even have an England room. Everything’s fine, just fine. AHAHAHA- Octo-squad, attack!

Octomom managed to piss off the entire Internet, and California taxpayers even moreso, yesterday when TMZ ran photos from the inside of her house along with claims that she’s dropping $500 on haircuts while on welfare and won’t fix… More »

And Welcome To The Exact Moment Johnny Depp Told Native Americans To Eat A Dick

The Superficial | April 20, 2012 - 10:03 am

There’s no way we don’t have to give them an entire state now. Just.. goddammit, Johnny Depp.

Photo: PeopleMore »

Axl Rose Turns Down Induction Into Hall of Fame, Still Really Hates Original Guns N’ Roses

The Superficial | April 12, 2012 - 12:46 pm

I was going to start this post with some sort of clever quip about how getting laid immediately fills a man with a certain bravado that 100% of the time leads to him making horrible fucking decisions. But then I remembered Axl Rose has been crazy for a really long time and already hinted he… More »

This Is The Last Time You’ll See Jessica Simpson Looking ‘Fat,’ According To Jessica Simpson

The Superficial | April 10, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Last month, we saw a pregnant Jessica Simpson posing nude for the April issue of Elle which apparently hit newsstands because here she is pimping the issue on Twitter while making the most ridiculous statement she’ll ever make in her life. And, yes, that’s counting the time she asked if the baby can see the… More »

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