Sightings - Page 9

Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again

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Before the Internet collectively shat itself over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, there was fleeting hope that Christian Bale was going to return for a Justice League movie until he effectively shot that shit down. But now, to the gnashing teeth of nerds everywhere who already decided to… More »


Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

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Lindsay Lohan’s starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she’s of course already talking about how successful her career’s about to be. Via Radar Online:
“Lindsay is doing better… More »


Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Their Own Reality Show

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Because the world is a giant stockpot of diarrhea and reality television is the spoon that stirs it, it’s only right that Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg get to make their own deposit. When reached for comment, the couple dropped this verbal nugget and yes I’m going to just… More »


Maitland Ward Meets Stan Lee And Other News

- Here’s what Eva Mendes looks like after squeezing out a Baby Goose baby. [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Swift pulled all of her songs off Spotify. [Dlisted]

- The Ever-Elusive Downblouse [theCHIVE]

- Will Smith basically stalks his wife. [Fishwrapper]

- Kate Upton will start your Election… More »


Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

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You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff’s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like… More »


JLo & Iggy Azalea’s Butts Won’t Depress You

Thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we’ve stared deep into the abyss of human depravity and the blobs of codependency that willingly toss children into it. So for a change of scenery, let’s stare deep into Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea’s buttholes which is a transition the New York Times wishes it had the… More »


Shia LaBeouf’s A Metamodernist Christian Now

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If you’re wondering what the fuck that headline means, let me get the answer right out of the way. Nothing. It means absolutely nothing other than it’s one of the rambling, navel-gazing responses Shia LaBeouf mouth-farted to Interview Magazine during what felt like an endless diatribe on art, life,… More »


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