Here’s Bradley Cooper As The Elephant Man

The Superficial / July 31, 2012

Because I’m a firm believer that the Internet should have pictures of literally everything on it, here’s a shirtless Bradley Cooper sitting in an old-timey bathtub looking like he had a stroke in case anyone wanted to look at that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it was a riveting performance that laid bare a… More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Being Difficult About Nudity Again

The Superficial / July 31, 2012

At least once a month, Lindsay Lohan gets practically naked in a room at Chateau Marmont and lets Terry Richardson take a bunch of pictures of her and publish them on a worldwide communication system accessed by billions of people, but why should that stop her from being a pain in the ass on the… More »

Madonna Bails After 45 Minute Concert, French Call Her A ‘Slut’

The Superficial / July 27, 2012

Yesterday, Madonna was spotted with an “anti-aging device” which some of you pointed out is very similar to oxygen machines used in nursing homes. Which probably explains why she only performed for 45 minutes in Paris later that night causing the French to revolt and call her a slut because apparently that’s what it take… More »

So No One’s Gonna Say Anything About Madonna Using A Gun To Make People Watch Her Strip?

The Superficial / July 18, 2012

“Relax, I’ve shot apples from way farther away than this. Now to adjust for my cataracts…”
Here’s Madonna pointing a gun at a London audience last night before taking off her clothes as everyone stood paralyzed with fear. Which in my book is the very definition of sexual assault, but of course, everyone’s going to… More »

Here’s Lady Gaga’s Naked Ad For Her Stupid Perfume That Doesn’t Smell Like She Promised

The Superficial / July 17, 2012

A year and a half ago, Lady GaGa promised the world a revolutionary fragrance that would smell like blood and semen giving it the signature scent of a hooker. I preordered 50 bottles of it, assuming it operated on the same principle as hunters covering themselves in deer piss. Instead, according to her Twitter, we’re… More »

Courtney Love Sued For Acting Like Courtney Love

Photo Boy / July 11, 2012

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When we last heard from Courtney Love, she was holding an art show of her work that included a wedding gown embroidered with the phrase “fuck me.” So it probably won’t come as a shock to anyone that she’s now being sued by her former assistant for the closest possible unlawful… More »

Ron Perlman Is A Badass

The Superficial / July 9, 2012

Hollywood is 99.9% full of selfish little pricks with their heads so far up their asses they can’t even tell when they’re running over babies, so every once in a while it’s nice to post about a celebrity who isn’t a thunder-douche. Here’s Ron Perlman helping out the Make-A-Wish foundation in full, film-ready makeup a… More »

It’s DJ Paris Hilton

The Superficial / June 25, 2012

Warning: Valtrex may cause short-term memory loss.
After overcoming adversity by going against the very fiber of her being and having sex with a black guy to learn the art of DJing, here’s Paris Hilton making her debut at the Sao Paolo Music Festival last night which you’ll be surprised to learn involved her looking… More »

Carrie Underwood Supporting Gay Marriage Is Really Going Over Well

The Superficial / June 18, 2012

Last week Carrie Underwood shocked the shit out of people by going against the grain of her Christian persona and country roots and openly supporting gay marriage. So you’ll be surprised to learn this didn’t sit well with some of her fans who began praying for Jesus to kill her in a car accident. Via… More »

Madonna And The Case Of The Hypocritical Nipple

The Superficial / June 12, 2012

“It wants to come out, I can’t control it! EVERYBODY OUT!”
While Turkey and all of the Internet saw Madonna whip out her nipple over the weekend, here’s what she said back in January about the latest trend in celebrities flashing their boob nozzles. Via Starpulse:
The Material Girl told one TV reporter she wa… More »

Green Lantern is Gay (In A Separate, Alternate Universe Though Just To Be Safe)

The Superficial / June 1, 2012

Also, he’s flaming. Literally. Subtle, DC. Very subtle…
A huge amount of online ink was spread today covering the supposedly groundbreaking news that DC Comics made Green Lantern gay which is surprising considering it’s not even Hal Jordon the well-known, mainstream version, but instead a rebooted version of the first Green Lantern, Alan Scott, who… More »

Madonna Performed In Israel. Oh, Good.

The Superficial / June 1, 2012

“And the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, displaying himself as being God. … Then that lawless one will be revealed whom the Lord will slay with theMore »

Katy Perry Makes It Up To The Marines For Her ‘Part Of Me’ Video

The Superficial / May 29, 2012

Granted she’s no Coco, Katy Perry spent Memorial Day performing for Marines in Brooklyn to kick off Fleet Week most likely to apologize for making a music video depicting the corps as a place to run away and cry next to tank because your boyfriend cheated on you. On that note, I’ll just assume the… More »

Jenna Jameson Got A DUI

The Superficial / May 25, 2012

Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I’ll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole.
According to… More »

Brooke Hogan Joins The Family Business (Wait, No Mustache?) And Other News

The Superficial / May 25, 2012

- Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it’s hot, say women. [Lainey Gossip]
– Are there awards for dentistry? Give this woman all of them. ALL OF THEM. [theCHIVE]
- Lindsay Lohan found the perfect Dick. [Dlisted]
– Stole somebody’s iPhone? Probably not a good idea to document your life, job and girlfriend via… More »

Johnny Depp ‘Adopted’ By Comanche Nation

The Superficial / May 22, 2012

“Wait. For real? Like the baking powder?”
While Johnny Depp may or may not have based part of his Tonto performance on Marilyn Manson, he definitely based it off a painting by an artist who literally just makes up his own Indian outfits because his historical research stops around, “Eh, they probably liked birds.” But… More »

Bristol Palin Criticizes Obama On Gay Marriage, Says Kids Need Mom And A Dad. Let That Sink In.

Yesterday, President Obama fully endorsed same-sex marriage rights which, whether it was a contrived political calculation or not, still marks an historical moment when an American president has come out in support of an extremely controversial topic that of course was immediately spun as a war on Christianity and marriage, but none of that’s a… More »

Adam Yauch a.k.a. MCA of The Beastie Boys Died (1964-2012)

Photo Boy / May 4, 2012

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Adam Yauch was a founding member of the Beastie Boys and pioneer in not only the genre of rap, but music in general. In 2009 he publicly announced that he was being treated for cancer and it’s likely contributed to his death at age 47. I’ve been a huge fan of… More »

Gabriel Aubry is Suing Halle Berry For Child Support And Lawyer’s Fees

Photo Boy / May 4, 2012

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Since Halle Berry wants to move their child to France to punish Gabriel Aubry for slinging racial slurs at her (he didn’t) and assaulting a nanny (he didn’t), he’s now suing her for a tremendous amount in lawyer’s fees and child support. Via TMZ:
Gabriel Aubry is asking the judge i… More »

Courtney Love Had a Batsh*t Art Show, Will No Longer Profit From Kurt Cobain

Photo Boy / May 4, 2012

Posted by Photo Boy
It’s probably no great feat for a 19-year-old to outwit their insane, drug addict mother (heroin-crumb trail into a cage works everytime), but Frances Bean Cobain did exactly that by getting Courtney Love to release control of Kurt Cobain’s publishing rights in exchange for a 2.75 million dollar loan. Via PageMore »

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