Sightings - Page 8

Remember Lauren Stoner From Reality TV’s Dark Ages? Me Neither…

Crack yourself a Zima and meet me at Blockbuster, this one’s a bLaSt FrOm ThE pAsT!  (She’s showing off her grundle in Miami, if you need it spelled out) More »


Kendall Jenner Brought Her Nips To Cannes!? No way!

I take back everything I said about Cannes being a classy placeMore »


Katy Perry Made A Song About Beating T. Swift At Basketball Or Something

Katy Perry is clearly dissing Taylor Swift because she’s from California and the Warriors are in the playoffs and Taylor Swift is from a couple hundred miles from Cleveland so it’s OBVIOUS that somebody’s about to get stabbed.” -Idiots who read into Katy Perry lyrics More »


Natasha Oakley, Olivia Culpo, Cannes-Folk and More…

I don’t think a real-life pirate could even understand what Johnny Depp was saying on Ellen, the new Todd Haynes movie is crushing it, some asshole drove his car into a crowd in NYC, and more… More »


The Red Carpet At Cannes Makes The Oscars Look Like A Backyard BBQ

Jesus, these people look good. This is what a red carpet looks like when guests don’t show up covered in meat or arrive with an entourage full of gimps in latex. More »


Go Home, Jennifer Lawrence! You’re Drunk!

There’s “white-girl wasted”… Then there’s “J-Law-in-Austria-on-a-stripper-pole wasted”. More »


Scott Disick Has Hit Rock-Hard Bottom

Scott’s sex addiction is so out of control, that if you’re a 19-year-old model named Ella, Bella, or… anything that ends in -lla, he’s going to crush you up and snort you with his peehole. More »


Playmate Ana Braga Taking Boob Selfies And More

ABC has greenlit a new Dancing With The Stars with only children because we can’t have nice things, Bill Cosby says racism made him do it, and Katy Perry told Ellen that she is going to be an American Idol judge… and that she can pee standing up. … More »


Kelly Rohrbach And Priyanka Chopra Being Babes And Friday’s Link-Beef

Can Kelly Rohrbach in a swimsuit be enough to salvage the knuckle-draggingly stupid looking Baywatch remake? Also James Woods is being a dick on Twitter, Melissa McCarthy is taking Spicey for a ride, and more… … More »


Taylor Armstrong In A Fireman Outfit Or Something

Not pictured: guy smoking crack and burning trash in the alleyway, rambling to himself about how he discovered cold fusion. More »


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