Sightings - Page 7

Here’s What People In ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Might Look Like And/Or Punch

Makes you wonder how much faster her sisters could’ve killed Heath Ledger with all that power, doesn’t it? I know.

When you own an entire network like Disney does, you can use it whenever you want to shamelessly pimp your products however and whenever you want. Which is exactly what Disney did last… More »

Our Long National Lena Dunham Naked Nightmare Might Be Over

“Wait. Did a bounty hunter just pull a thermal detonator on someone who wouldn’t pay 50,000 for a Wookiee? If so, I’m gonna queef.”

Because sometimes it’s fun to dress The Penquin in fancy dresses and take his picture, Lena Dunham is the cover interview for the April issue of Glamour where she… More »

Vadgity Chipmunk’s Hee-Haw Hootenanny!

Because it apparently takes 24 hours to edit Miley Cyrus twerking on a horse, here’s her MTV Unplugged performance with Madonna that aired last night. And if anyone wants to start throwing around the word “demonic,” maybe start here because as soon as I finished watching this, a faceless baby floated in front of me… More »

Aw, Shit, Here Comes The Hardest Motherf*cker On The Planet

When you hire a lawyer like Roy Black who famously helped William Kennedy Smith duck rape charges in 1991, so I have no idea why Justin Bieber would have his number on hand, none at all, you should probably be very concerned if he doesn’t tell you to roll down your fucking sleeves and stop… More »

Miley Cyrus Is Going To Stick To This Vagina Thing, See Where It Goes

In case you were wondering how Miley Cyrus is going to change things up in 2014, she’s not unless you count seeing how far up her vulva she can wedge her leotard without splitting herself into two. Which, now that I think about it, is why Justin Bieber exists, so forget I spoke. Anyway, I… More »

Tila Tequila Has A New Sex Tape Coming Out, Is A Marketing Genius

Up until last week it seemed like Tila Tequila had fallen off the face of the earth if not returned to Smurf Village where Papa Smurf had to answer some tough questions about his time in Nam. But then she claimed the Jews killed Paul Walker with their Illuminati powers and suddenly she was the… More »

Katy Perry Almost Committed Suicide Because of Russell Brand Divorce

In a new interview with Billboard, Katy Perry admits she contemplated suicide after her divorce from Russell Brand. And if you’re wondering if she could seriously be that stupid, in the next paragraph she calls John Mayer a genius, so yes. Yes, she could.

Elsewhere, Perry pointedly confronts her turbulent recent history. The… More »

Sydney Leathers Giving Myla Sinanaj A Lapdance Is Now Part Of Your Consciousness Forever

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While Fish is off exploring the new maps (That’s a thing I’ve heard people who play games excitedly talk about, so I chose to reference it in an attempt to seem savvy.) in Grand Theft Auto V, I decided to destroy a piece of, if not your entire soul… More »

Ben Affleck’s Getting A Divorce

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So not only is Ben Affleck goddamn Batman now, he’s also just been cast opposite Emily Ratajkowski in the adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s novel ‘Gone Girl.’ E! News reports:
Ratajkowski will play Andie, a beautiful college student who Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) has an affair with before choosing… More »

Courtney Stodden Got Evicted From ‘Celebrity Big Brother,’ God Save The Queen

Courtney Stodden got evicted from Celebrity Big Brother last night. And since I don’t know what any of that means or if matters to a single person, I posted pics of her big fake breasts anyway and will simply assume this is all some sort of British Parliamentary procedure where Baby Prince George Alexander Chrysanthemum… More »

There Are Demi Lovato Nude Photos. Yay?

Someone is reportedly trying to sell over 20 nude photos of Demi Lovato in “compromising positions,” according to Radar who apparently talks like Downtown Abbey now:

Radar has been unable to verify the breast-baring images are authentic, however the woman in the images has some tell-tale signs suggesting it is indeed the ex-Sonny… More »

If I Could Ask God One Question, It’s Why The Hell Did You Let Justin Bieber Have Sex With This?

Here’s Selena Gomez performing in Vancouver last night where apparently she added sexy rope shit to her show just in case everyone wasn’t sure how awesome her body is and that Justin Bieber had absolutely no fucking business going near it. Except, wait, hold on. I’ve just been handed new information that makes me regret… More »

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