Sightings

Miley Cyrus Wore Bondage Gear During The ‘Christmas Creampies’ Concert. These Are Facts.

Photo Boy | December 10, 2012 - 12:00 pm

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I’m going to start by setting aside the fact that there exists such a thing as a ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert that somehow doesn’t star Kim Kardashian and an entire NFL offensive line *snaps off latex gloves*. That said, here’s Miley Cyrus still committing to that atrocity of a haircut… More »


Rihanna is Already Fighting With Chris Brown, May Have Tattooed ‘Breezy’ on Her Neck

Photo Boy | December 10, 2012 - 10:30 am

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It’s an age-old love story. Boy meets girl. Girl peeps phone. Boy tries to murder girl. Girl resumes butt-sexing boy a few years later. I’m almost positive this is the plot of Gone With The Wind. Anyway, just 11 short days ago, Rihanna made it clear that she’s ready… More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Stalking Max George Again

The Superficial | December 6, 2012 - 12:51 pm

Last week, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for “allegedly” punching a psychic who dared to talk to Lindsay’s boyfriend, Max George of The Wanted, if boyfriend means some dude who fucks other people while you drunkenly stalk him. So naturally she just showed up backstage at last night’s Jingle Ball in Philly (above) and was allowed… More »



Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back?

The Superficial | December 4, 2012 - 10:59 am

“Umm.. front? No, that can’t be right. Dammit.” – Every gynecologist looking at this

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It’s The ‘Man Of Steel’ Poster And Other News

The Superficial | December 4, 2012 - 9:31 am

- Yoga Pants as far as the eye can see… [theCHIVE]

- Megan Fox already looks fantastic, has a “pretend face.” [Lainey Gossip]

– The other day I posted a link about Adam Levine being a whiny primadonna. This almost made me feel bad about that. Almost. [Dlisted]

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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Duchess of Cambridge’s Royal Uterus Has Been Sperminated!

The Superficial | December 3, 2012 - 12:09 pm

“You’ve done it now, William, there’s no saving the bloodline after this. Why could you not have a girl, mother?!”

After all that naked stuff happened to them back in September, Kate Middleton and Prince Charles needed something to distract from the Royal Brillo Pad of Pelvicton Lane and while racism seemed like… More »



Paris Hilton Still Thinks She’s A DJ And Other News

The Superficial | December 3, 2012 - 9:48 am

- Katie Holmes can actually act without a stomach full of Xenu pills. Who knew? [Lainey Gossip]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are here to help you through your Monday. [theCHIVE]

– The time Florida wouldn’t let Christian Slater vote, a tale for the ages. [Dlisted]

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Lindsay Lohan Got In Drunk Bar Fight Over Max George of The Wanted

The Superficial | November 29, 2012 - 3:15 pm

Apparently the drunken punch that landed Lindsay Lohan in cuffs this morning was all over Max George of The Wanted (above) not being in the mood to bang a freckled slopbox of fail even though he has a penis and was also drunk which really says a lot about what it’s like to look at… More »


NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting

The Superficial | November 20, 2012 - 1:35 pm

Because one post about a hand up a butt deserves another – *updates mission statement* – here’s Ke$ha performing on TODAY this morning where NBC wisely decided to hide her fishnet-covered ass cheeks while not-so-wisely neglecting to make sure her stage show doesn’t involve getting fisted by Rufio and the Golden Triangle Brigade. Which should… More »



Jessica Simpson Wore Skinny Jeans

The Superficial | November 19, 2012 - 3:41 pm

“And once again, this isn’t a Fuddrucker’s. Every time…

Here’s Jessica Simpson wearing what people with vaginas tell me are “skinny jeans” which after tuning said vagina talkers out, I assume means they make your legs look thinner while doing absolutely nothing for your upper body. In fact, I’d go so far to… More »


Ke$ha’s Vulva Performed At The AMAs

The Superficial | November 19, 2012 - 10:35 am

Here’s Ke$ha performing at the AMAs last night because it’s time we had a talk with God about his handiwork, so here goes: Dude, you see this? Don’t ever do that again unless you’re going to give it a penis or strangle it when it crawls out of the womb. Now what’s going on with… More »


Sheldon Stephens Is Elmo’s Accuser

The Superficial | November 15, 2012 - 11:18 am

Because sometimes, but not too often or else it’ll get ideas, the Internet does more than just fill our eyes with delicious porn and babies dressed like Iron Man (No one suggest combining those two. I know you’re thinking about it.), The Smoking Gun has discovered the identity of Kevin Clash’s accuser: 24-year-old Sheldon Stephens,… More »



Snooki’s New Teeth Look Fantastic

Photo Boy | November 14, 2012 - 1:30 pm

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While MTV’s Jersey Shore is finally uttering its death rattle after this season, The Little Ewok That Could spawn super-AIDS is apparently thriving. Not only is she launching another product tailor-made for that sweet 15 year old prostitute demographic, but she’s also achieved the type of middling wealth that… More »


Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)

The Superficial | November 2, 2012 - 10:18 am

After attempting to paint himself as a walking rehab clinic/management team that helped Britney Spears kick a fictional meth habit, Sam Lutfi saw his lawsuit against Bertney and her parents completely thrown out yesterday which is usually what happens when you’re completely full of shit. TMZ reports:

Lutfi had filed a lawsuit –… More »


Kate Gosselin Just Got Fired From Coupon Cabin

The Superficial | October 16, 2012 - 2:55 pm

“Are coupons little Asian children that suck the life out of you? Because I know about those. And stuffing them into a cabin.”

Probably because her first post right out of the gate wasn’t about coupons but instead denying those pesky plastic surgery rumors that, well, you’d have to be famous like her… More »



The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Was Leaked By Bubba’s ‘Disgruntled Former Employee.’ Sure, It Was.

The Superficial | October 11, 2012 - 12:14 pm

“So she’s going wild on my Hulkamania, and that’s when I notice these beautiful artisan pickles on the armoire. Just perfectly hand-crafted.”

According to TMZ, at the very end of the Hulk Hogan sex tape he had no idea was secretly being filmed, Hulk’s best friend Bubba the Love Sponge turns to his… More »


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA! And Other News

The Superficial | October 11, 2012 - 9:07 am

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- Ben Affleck’s interview in The Hollywood Reporter is apparently great, so just assume it includes a detailed account and pictures of him banging Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]

– Redheads Breasts – Self-Esteem = Thursdays at [theCHIVE]

- Leona Lewis may have misunderstood the spanking… More »


Madonna Calls Obama A Black Muslim, Threatens To Strip If He’s Re-Elected. NOT HELPING.

The Superficial | September 25, 2012 - 1:21 pm

Because she’s an idiot, Madonna genuinely believed she could influence the outcome of the presidential election in Obama’s favor by calling him America’s first black Muslim president and then promising to strip if he’s re-elected. So if someone could patch me through to Mitt Romney, I’d like to congratulate him on his win. Good race. More »



Rihanna Tweeted Prayers And Support For Chris Brown’s Probation Hearing, Isn’t Wearing Pants

The Superficial | September 25, 2012 - 10:06 am

Chris Brown is still on probation for beating the ever-living shit out of Rihanna, but thanks to Stockholm Syndrome of the fists, they’re more than likely fucking again already so she tweeted the following yesterday before his hearing:

– Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with you today! Remember that whatever… More »


This Post Is About Taylor Swift’s Crazy Prominent Cameltoe And How I Never Noticed It Before

The Superficial | September 24, 2012 - 2:00 pm

My that’s a crazy prominent cameltoe. I’ve never noticed it before. (Toldja.)

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