Sightings

Gerard Butler Doesn’t Want You To See This Photo of Him Flirting With Miranda Kerr

By: The Superficial / May 9, 2013

For a man who openly and unabashedly bangs Real Housewives and random women at Coachella in chemical toilets, Gerard Butler still has impressive game because he spent not one, but two red carpet events flirting with a willing, and married, Miranda Kerr. On top of that, he’s apparently capable of a “bro-hug” that’s like getting… More »


Jenny McCarthy’s House Is Full Of Tween Boners

By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2013

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Earlier today a Twitter feud erupted between Jenny McCarthy and Amanda Bynes that started and ended too quickly for me to care about more than the time Jenny talked about her son’s friends’ erections and compared her vagina to deli meat. HuffPost Celebrity:
His friends come over and… More »


Miley Cyrus Is A Totally Mature Artist, You Guys

By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2013

Oops, almost forgot dang ol’. Her dang ol’ boobies are out, too.

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In case your radar somehow missed her barely covered squirrel pelt yesterday, Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine‘s Summer 2013 issue. Her interview, alongside Pharrell Williams who’s producing her new record, i… More »


!!SPOILER ALERT!! The New Spider-Man’s Going To Have Even More Gay Sex

By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

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While I think comic books are cool and have spawned some decent flicks, I don’t really know much about them. I have no clue what it means for something to be “cannon,” or whether anything happening in these photos is some amazing reference to an issue where the author… More »


Joel Schumacher Works For Beyonce Now

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2013

I’m sorry. Did you have a better explanation for this?

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Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Was A Belieber

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Before this weekend, if you had asked me what’s the worst thing Justin Bieber‘s ever done to a woman, I would’ve said raped Mariah Yeater then used his power and influence to destroy her in the press by making it look like the resulting baby was her drug addict ex-boyfriend’s. Except that was then and… More »


Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

- Tom Cruise believes he’s descended from Irish knights now, so I’ll just assume he forgot the word Jedi because he’s dyslexic. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan won’t go to rehab now because they won’t let her take Adderall, so this should end well. [Dlisted]

- Legs For Days, and no,… More »


WEEKEND NERDIOR: ‘Man of Steel’ Edition

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2013

It may be a beautiful spring Sunday outside, but fresh air is the enemy and I’ll be goddamned if I’m about to let its invigorating aroma stop me from talking about Superman on the Internet. Also, there might be bees. Anyway, let’s jump right into this week’s edition of Weekend Nerdior where apparently it’s DC… More »


Amanda Bynes Threatens To Sue Anyone Who Reports The Story I’m About To Report

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2013

[Ed. Note: Amanda Bynes has requested the media only use photos of her she’s posted to Twitter. Done. – SW]

Earlier today, Page Six ran the following report alleging Amanda Bynes was kicked out of her gymnastics class for acting like Amanda Bynes:

One witness told us Bynes first turned u… More »


WEEKEND NERDIOR: Marvel Phase Two Edition

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2013

And now for the part of the week where I snuff out what tiny chance this site gives me of getting laid by rambling on about comics, video games and/or my deep concern about who’s wearing green booty shorts next to Batman. I probably should’ve named this column “Dust Penis,” but after months staring at… More »


How Lindsay Lohan Ended Up With Her Shitty Lawyer

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2013

It’s just been assumed that Lindsay Lohan hired Mark Heller as her attorney because he works for blowjobs instead of real money, but apparently that’s only 75-90% of it. Turns out Lindsay works with Heller’s son Mike who arranges for celebrities to “party” with wealthy guests in the Hamptons which also explains how Dina find… More »


Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2013

“I love you, Tiger.”
“And I love you, Malin Aker- Lindsey, Lindsey.”

Apparently someone told Tiger Woods that perhaps relating to the common man might improve his golf game because here he is posing with Lindsey Vonn for a Facebook photo album announcing their committed, non-marital sex to the world despite the… More »


Brandi Glanville’s Book Might Land Her A Movie Deal Please God Scorch The Earth

By: Photo Boy / February 28, 2013

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Brandi Glanville landed a book deal because we’re a country full of dumbfuck she was willing to exploit the fact that she’s a crazy drunk who was lucky enough to have her marginally famous husband cheat on her with a richer, crazier drunk. Naturally this classic love story lend… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Hangs Upside Down In Cocoons

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2013

If there’s one thing I love most about Gwyneth Paltrow, it’s her everyday solutions to diet and exercise. Solutions like staving off death by dangling from the ceiling of your friends’ hammock studio/cocoon menagerie like a goddamn moth. Via Jezebel:

Speaking about her experience, 40-year-old Gwyneth wrote: ‘We spent an afternoon in Richard… More »


‘Thanks For The Giant Boobs, Katy Perry. Here’s The Shittiest Ring You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life.’

By: The Superficial / February 20, 2013

Here’s the ring John Mayer gave Katy Perry on Valentine’s Day that many have speculated is an engagement ring because he’s a douche and only a douche would propose with the Care Bears submarine. If you twist the top it probably plays “Your Body is A Wonderland” while Jennifer Love Hewitt cries alone in the… More »


Rihanna & Chris Brown Aren’t Engaged. Yet.

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2013

After Rihanna was spotted with a diamond ring on her finger during the Grammys, rumors quickly started that she’s engaged to Chris Brown because she was stupid enough to get back together with him, so why the hell wouldn’t this happen? Turns out the ring was simply a loan from a jeweler, according to GossipMore »


Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With Rihanna? This Kid? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2013

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Life & Style reports:

Though Justin and Selena, who have been dating since late 2010, have been off and on in recent months as work kept them apart, this devastating piece of information caused her to break things off for good, says the friend. Now,… More »


Beyonce’s Publicist Tried To Edit The Internet, It Didn’t Work

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2013

Like every entertainment site on the Internet, Buzzfeed posted pics from Beyonce‘s Super Bowl halftime show which obviously included shots were she’s making weird faces because that’s what happens when you’re dancing your goddamn ass off. A fact that apparently escaped Beyonce’s publicist who you’d just assume would be used to seeing her client look… More »


Didn’t Watch The Game? Here Are All The Trailers

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2013

We’ve reached peak black microphone.

If you’re like me, you abstain from all religions including ones tied with the Catholic Church for Most Rapes, so for your work-neglecting pleasure, here are the trailers for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Oz: The Great And Powerful and Fast & FuriousMore »


Kim Kardashian Will Tweet Baby Photos For Free Because Kanye West ‘Changed’ Her?

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2013

If Teen Mom has taught me anything about pregnancy, it’s that having a child does absolutely nothing to help women make smarter decisions, and in some cases, actually makes them stupider, so get ready for this horseshit: Against Kris Jenner‘s pimp-wishes, Kim Kardashian actually wants to tweet photos of her baby for free because KanyeMore »


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