Sightings - Page 4

Call In Sick: Miley Cyrus Is Reinventing Herself Again

Miley just figured out that someone who performs naked while covered in milk doesn’t get taken seriously by the middle-American audience she needs to buy her album. More »


Mariah Carey’s Ex-Boytoy Won’t Go Away

“Ugh this guy won’t stop texting me…”

*Looks out window to see Bryan standing in the yard doing the chest pound from Fear* More »


Martin Shkreli Is Acting Like A Penis Again

Yes, I just called him a penis… He deserves it. More »


Neat! Jaden Smith Brought His Hair!

I have a decent explanation for why he did this, but I’m more interested in how long until someone on the Met Gala clean up crew puts one he dropped on Ebay. More »


Aliens, Peyote, And Broken Copy Machines – Stuff From The Met Gala Afterparty

Randy breaks down his Met Gala faves and flops!

 

*Disclaimer: Just because I referred to myself in the 3rd person there, doesn’t mean I know jack shit about fashion- so I’m wingin’ this one.* More »


Jessica Alba’s Birthday Party Was Vamp AF!

No, I wasn’t there- but these pictures of people leaving are making me draw ridiculous conclusions. Do you think they hired a guy to do vape-smoke tricks? More »


Bella Hadid Is Pretending to Be Bummed Fyre Fest Didn’t Work Out

She clearly smelt this shit storm from miles away. More »


Nabilla Benattia Attempts Spearfishing With A Water Bottle

A bikini model with survival skills? Sign me up! More »


Anastasia Kvitko AKA The Russian Kim Kardashian “Must Break You”

I really wanted to find a gallery of her being pumped up with Russian steroids and running on a treadmill with scientists all around her… This’ll have to do. More »


Kara Del Toro Doing The Exposed-Shoulder Thing And More Link-Beef

The jacket off the shoulder thing has been around since the 50’s, everybody chill out and eat this link-beef… More »


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