Goddammit, Rolling Stone

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2013
Because apparently Jann Wenner's kid is picking the covers now, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is on the cover of Rolling Stone's August issue which, if you haven't heard by now, has caused some shit. And understandably so because what the goddamn fuck?! I get that there's an exhaustively researched piece in the … More »

Jennifer Lopez Has Made $10 Million Performing For Dictators And Despots

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2013
"Betcha never seen a 'gas chamber' quite like mine. Now, c'mon, North Korea, make some NOOOOOIIISEE!" Turns out that time Jennifer Lopez sang Happy Birthday to Turkmenistan dictator wasn't a one-time thing because she's been quietly collecting somewhere in the ballpark of $10 million by performing for some of the worst dictators and despots … More »

I Made This Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction Happen With My Mind

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2013
Yesterday, I joked about trying to make Selena Gomez have a wardrobe malfunction, and apparently she actually had one. Granted, it's slightly lower than where I was aiming, my magic is as imperfect as it is beautiful. More importantly, if you look hard enough, you can still see Justin Bieber's tear stains … More »

Paula Deen’s Publisher Cancelled Her Already #1 Best-Selling Cookbook

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2013
"Oh, how rude of me, sugah. Y'all probably never seen one of these in your village. This is a book. El book-o." Because America is a shitty place, pre-orders of Paula Deen's upcoming cookbook "Paula Deen's New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up" shot to #1 on Amazon as a direct result of … More »

Stretch That Arm Just A Little Bit Higher, Selena Gomez, And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2013
- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is actually happening. [Lainey Gossip] - Reports of the Canadian Apocalypse have been greatly exaggerated. It was just a rehearsal. [Dlisted] - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE] - Channing Tatum describing his daughter's birth will Skarsgard a baby in you. More »

And Now Jared Leto In Drag Because Your Ability To Sleep At Night Offends Me

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013
Would you fuck Jared Leto? Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto. Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto so hard...   What? Fruit wouldn't hang this low if it wasn't asking for it. Photo: Terry's Diary … More »

BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Wants You To See Her Butt

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013
Here's Miley Cyrus performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night just hours before being brutally beaten by Chris Brown in a Lamborghini then left for dead on the side of the- what's that? Not until next Tuesday? *rereads memo from Miley's publicist* Goddammit... Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, … More »

Paris Jackson Hates Justin Bieber Now

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2013
Justin Bieber was granted unprecedented access to the Jackson family presumably per Michael's last dying words. "Make sure my ghost.. cough cough shamone! ... can look at his penis..." Except now Paris Jackson hates the man Justin Bieber's become and not just because her father died from spending his whole life trying … More »

Marilyn Manson Isn’t Helping

By: The Superficial / June 7, 2013
Yesterday, word got out that Paris Jackson attempted suicide after she was told she couldn't go a Marilyn Manson concert. A scenario that Alice Cooper handled deftly to Extra while Marilyn Manson told TMZ yesterday that Paris has VIP treatment anytime she wants to come his shows: After learning … More »

There’s A Naked Statue of Kim Kardashian Pregnant

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2013
After attempting to blight the eyes of God with such creations as The Underage Armadillo Gang-Bang Will Be Televised and Hey, Remember Looney Tunes? I Turned Them Into Justin Bieber's Dick, here's Daniel Edwards' latest artistic endeavor which is, at last, his true golden calf, and I'm specifically saying that because it's … More »

Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2013
A little background: Last week, Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher was really hoping to find some clues to the Boston Marathon Bombing that would ideally show the Tsarnaev brothers were Obama's illegitimate sons (You know black guys...) or at the very least, smuggled into the country with his Kenyan Muslim magic. So Rohrabacher enlisted … More »

Justin Bieber’s Driving Like A Shithead Again

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2013
Justin Bieber's already been in trouble once this year for racing his Ferrari through his gated neighborhood then spitting in the face of neighbors telling him to slow down. (It's all about Christ's love, y'all.) So it really shouldn't come as a surprise that he's being investigated again, this time for almost plowing … More »

Alice Eve’s Breasts Are In This Post

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2013
While The Pope just nullified Pascal's wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn't have spectacular breasts so I don't even know why I brought it up. But Alice Eve does, so here she is on Conan where she ironically … More »

Jann Wenner Made His 22-Year-Old Son The Head of

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2013
Nepotism is a tricky move to pull off because it's almost always a sure-fire way to immediately lose the trust and respect of your employees even though they'll go to extreme lengths to hide that fact from you while secretly getting their resume ready before you can replace them with your cousin. My point is … More »

Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2013
- Tom Cruise showed up to the premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness to tell J.J. Abrams the true story about the events of Star Wars: Episode VII. "Not a lot of people know this but L. Ron Hubbard invented the Force..." [Lainey Gossip] - Brooke Mueller doesn't want to lose custody of … More »

Surprise! You Were Never Going To Be Kim Kardashian: An Open Letter To Farrah Abraham

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2013
Hey, Farrah, how you doing? By now your sex tape has been out for an entire business week, and you probably feel pretty awesome because everyone's talking about you and doing interviews with you and totally believing all your horseshit. Except they're not, and welcome to your last remaining bits of Internet. You … More »

Mariah Carey Let Nick Cannon Watch The Kids So She Can Bang This Motorcycle

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2013
Here's the video for Mariah Carey's new single "#Beautiful" which proves how young and sexy she is by it's use of a hashtag and Miquel wanting to watch her strip in barn as today's youth are so fond of. When asked for his reaction to the video, Nick Cannon said, "Massa don't … More »

Gerard Butler Doesn’t Want You To See This Photo of Him Flirting With Miranda Kerr

By: The Superficial / May 9, 2013
For a man who openly and unabashedly bangs Real Housewives and random women at Coachella in chemical toilets, Gerard Butler still has impressive game because he spent not one, but two red carpet events flirting with a willing, and married, Miranda Kerr. On top of that, he's apparently capable of a … More »

Jenny McCarthy’s House Is Full Of Tween Boners

By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2013
Posted by Photo Boy Earlier today a Twitter feud erupted between Jenny McCarthy and Amanda Bynes that started and ended too quickly for me to care about more than the time Jenny talked about her son's friends' erections and compared her vagina to deli meat. HuffPost Celebrity: His friends … More »

Miley Cyrus Is A Totally Mature Artist, You Guys

By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2013
Oops, almost forgot dang ol'. Her dang ol' boobies are out, too. Posted by Photo Boy In case your radar somehow missed her barely covered squirrel pelt yesterday, Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine's Summer 2013 issue. Her interview, alongside Pharrell Williams who's … More »

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