Sightings

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Maitland Ward Meets Stan Lee And Other News

- Here’s what Eva Mendes looks like after squeezing out a Baby Goose baby. [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Swift pulled all of her songs off Spotify. [Dlisted]

- The Ever-Elusive Downblouse [theCHIVE]

- Will Smith basically stalks his wife. [Fishwrapper]

- Kate Upton will start your Election… More »


Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

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You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff’s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like… More »


JLo & Iggy Azalea’s Butts Won’t Depress You

Thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we’ve stared deep into the abyss of human depravity and the blobs of codependency that willingly toss children into it. So for a change of scenery, let’s stare deep into Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea’s buttholes which is a transition the New York Times wishes it had the… More »



Shia LaBeouf’s A Metamodernist Christian Now

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If you’re wondering what the fuck that headline means, let me get the answer right out of the way. Nothing. It means absolutely nothing other than it’s one of the rambling, navel-gazing responses Shia LaBeouf mouth-farted to Interview Magazine during what felt like an endless diatribe on art, life,… More »


Beyonce’s Dad: ‘The Divorce Rumors Were A Hoax To Sell Tickets’

So one of two things are happening here: 1. Matthew Knowles reads the Internet and saw of all your conspiracy theories about Beyonce and Jay Z’s divorce. 2. You’re all fucking detectives who probably solve murders in Hawaii without even inviting me. Goddammit. Page Six reports:

Sometimes rumors “ignite” tours, he explained. “The… More »


Good Morning, Katy Perry, And Other News

- Justin Theroux’s Penis: A discussion. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need kids to be valued as a woman. Which is true. It’s about breast size. [Dlisted]

- Redheads travel in packs? Perfect… [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes is a rapist. Her words, not mine. [Fishwrapper]

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Kim Kardashian Destroyed Mariah Carey’s Marriage

Scientists have long since theorized that the gravity around Kim Kardashian’s ass is capable of destroying matter if not converting it into dark matter which is kind of redundant. (Smartest, if not slightly racist, penis joke you’ll ever read in your life.) So what that in mind, it really shouldn’t be a surprise that marriages… More »


Lana Del Rey F*cked ‘A Lot’ of Industry People To Get A Record Deal, It Didn’t Work

Over the past few months, Lana Del Rey has given a series of exhausting interviews that you haven’t seen on this site because I’m pretty sure I just said they were exhausting. Pay attention. And now she’s given a new one to Complex that has everybody all a tizzy because there is jackshit happening thanks… More »


Thor’s A Woman And Captain America’s Probably Black #ThanksObama

In the same week that saw Archie gunned down in a mall shooting saving his gay best friend from a right-wing nut, Marvel announced on The View yesterday that Thor’s a woman now. And according to writer Jason Aaron, “she’s not She-Thor or Lady Thor. She’s not Thorika. She is Thor. This is the new… More »



Aubrey O’Day Is A Talented Performer

Wait. Talented means having really large breasts that overshadow crazy eyes, an almost stunning lack of agility in a situation that routinely requires it, and basically everything else on a person’s entire body? Because I feel like I’m using that right. There’s just something in my gut. Or Aubrey O’Day’s, whatever. I’m not a doctor. More »


Holy Crap, It’s Superman! In The Same Exact Costume As The Other Movie

Following Batfleck and the constant barrage of casting news because they’re shoving 800 superheroes in this thing (Blue Beetle, anyone?), it’s been way too easy to forget about Henry Cavill despite his character’s name being one of the 20 words in the title. So to fix all that, Warner Bros. released the first official imageMore »


Beyonce’s Changing Song Lyrics To Make It Sound Like Jay Z Cheated On Her Now

It sounds like Beyonce could really use that yoga weekend with Gwyneth Paltrow – I’m joking. That’s Nazi shit. – because apparently she’s changing song lyrics to make it sound like Jay Z definitely cheated on her. And did I mention she’s doing this while she’s on tour with him? She’s doing this while she’s… More »



Even Jennifer Lopez Has To Do Miley Cyrus Shit Now

My last post had to do with things like war, compassion, human decency, but that’s not why most of you come here, and that poop can go fornicate itself as far you’re concerned. So here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party because what you do come here for is to look… More »


Justin Bieber Turned Selena Gomez To The Dark Side (Get It? Because He’s Black)

On Monday night, Selena Gomez was spotted clubbing with Justin Bieber after spending the entire day with him in Malibu. And now last night, she had the cops called to her house after throwing a “rager” which is a term I didn’t think anyone born after 1982 actually uses, and yet here we are. TMZ… More »


Casper Smart Wishes This Butt Came With A Wiener (WINNER: Classiest Headline 2014)

If you’ve somehow missed it over the past few days, The Dirty has been posting messages allegedly between Jennifer Lopez’s driver Casper Smart and transsexual model Sofie Vissa. And while the evidence looks pretty fucking damning – and not at all surprising – it seems way too good to be true. Except now People is… More »



Kevin Smith: ‘Ben Affleck’s Batsuit Is Blue & Grey’

If you’re like me, you’ve been spending a lot of time thinking about Ben Affleck’s batsuit and whether or not it possess the ability to make anyone but Zack Snyder direct Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (Yup, that’s the title now.) because Man of Steel was a CGI shitshow. Or you’ve just been wondering… More »


Your Feel Good Post Of The Day: Chris Brown’s Still In Jail & Donald Sterling Has Cancer

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It looks like Donald Sterling’s lifetime ban from the NBA might end sooner than expected with the news that he’s battling prostate cancer. I’ll pause while everyone decides to react with “Well, that is terrible, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone,” instead of what really initially popped into all… More »


Justin Bieber Made Rob Ford Relapse

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When Justin Bieber decides to be a colossal shithead, he really doesn’t pull punches, and it seems there was no exception when he decided to taunt Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for his hilarious and not-at-all tragic to an entire city of anguished citizens drug habit.
Not long after,… More »



George Clooney Got Engaged

“Mr. Clooney, you’re aware that marriage means no new vagina, correct?
“I’m sorry, you said what now?”

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I guess today is going to just be crazy old white guys be crazy day with the news that George Clooney got engaged to Amal Alamuddin. Here’s as close… More »


Katy Perry Did Jewface

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If you’re like me, and you’ve always wondered what would happen if the creators of Jackass got drunk, had unprotected sex with the creators of Punk’d, then decided to abort the hellspawn they produced, then you’re in luck, because Katy Perry’s new video for her song ‘Birthday’ is that… More »


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