Sightings - Page 18

Thank You, Ralph McQuarrie (1929 – 2012)

Ralph McQuarrie, the legendary science-fiction concept artist who gave George Lucas’ original Star Wars trilogy its iconic, timeless look, died Saturday at 82. And for those of you who haven’t spent 98% of your life obsessed with Star Wars like I still am (Did you know they made McQuarrie concept figures?! I need to quit… More »

Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner Were Going To Do A CNN Show Together. Come Again?

If this thing wasn’t going to be called “CrossStream,” we’re truly lost as a nation.

Just so a certain segment of The Superficial’s audience believes this, here’s a report from FOX Nation: The Network Jesus Would Watch that says Andrew Breitbart and Anthony Weiner, the Democratic congressman he brought down by accurately reporting… More »

Good Morning, Kate Upton and Other News

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- Alex Rodriguez has a Latina option now. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Hamm tells AMC executives to eat a dick. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Aniston says she doesn’t need kids to be happy, which you’re supposed to interpret as ‘I’m still in love with Brad.’ [Dlisted]… More »

Chris Brown’s Mom Is Tired Of His Bullsh*t

In the immediate aftermath of his attack on Rihanna, Chris Brown’s mom Joyce Hawkins, herself a victim of domestic abuse, basically held his hand through the whole ordeal and told everyone how he’s such a good kid so go easy on him. Surprisingly, this turned Chris into an even bigger spoiled brat with a complete… More »

Alexander Skarsgard Went To Toy Fair. Why Not?

“If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your… More »

Adele Looks Different

Here’s Adele on the March cover of Vogue where you’ll be surprised to learn she’s a svelte, thin-faced, large-breasted model unlike whoever the hell this impostor is at the Grammys. Nice try, pregnant Gillian Anderson.

Photos: Vogue, INFdaily, Getty, WENNMore »

Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis

And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that?

I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant cock costumes for her amusement. So basically she’s a really,… More »

Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News

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- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t want you to forget Valentine’s Day. [theCHIVE]

Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke knows that Sparkledick > Terrible Plot. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Aniston is so annoyed by the Brangelina feud rumors that she brought them up again in an interview. [Dlisted]… More »

M.I.A. Has A Middle Finger. Oh, And Something About Madonna, It’s Not Really Important

In case you haven’t heard by now, America once again found its delicate sensibilities in a bunch when M.I.A. flipped off the camera for all of .005 seconds (after the jump) during last night’s Super Bowl halftime show which I’m only acknowledging for the simple fact that absolutely no one is talking about Madonna who… More »

Madonna On Lady GaGa: ‘She’s No Britney Spears’

“I guess if GaGa were to have kids, I’d probably devour them or convert them to a life of serving my dark arts, but can we talk about me now? I’m kind of great.”

Apparently Madonna’s giving 800 interviews these days – Presumably to lay waste to Gwyneth Paltrow’s measly one. “Ha! Harper’sMore »

I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay

In the March issue of Glamour, Amanda Seyfried sets the record straight that she did NOT bang Justin Timberlake and then takes it one step further by basically outing him which is the only way to read this:

Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to… More »

Bar Refaeli Does Italian TV and Other News

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- Thigh-High Socks that if you’re looking at, you’re missing the show. [theCHIVE]

- Chronicle is this generation’s The Blair Witch Project. [Huffington Post]

- Fran Drescher represented our species to aliens. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Rooney Mara stole Blake Lively’s job. [LaineyMore »

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