Sightings

Taylor Momsen Almost Looks Normal and Other News

By: Photo Boy / June 20, 2011
Posted by Photo Boy - Amy Winehouse's week in rehab might not have been long enough. No kidding? [Huffington Post] - Remember last week when I said Lady Gaga almost killed Clarence Clemons? About that... [Dlisted] - Prince Harry is 'bout to bust… More »

Heidi Montag in a Bikini is Back

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2011
It's been over nine months since the Play-Doh Factory creation known as "Heidi Montag" has posed for a set of bikini photos, so here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend because she's broke and ankle scoops don't grow on trees. Sure, her friends say there's nothing… More »

Selena Gomez: ‘I Made Mistakes’

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2011
For those of you playing the home game, here's what Selena Gomez has admitted to in the past week that I'm not supposed to think are signs Justin Bieber immaculately put a baby in her: Friday: Nausea. Monday: Blood pressure issues. Tuesday: Low iron. Thursday: Junk food cravings. And… More »

Britney Spears Needs to Stop Touring

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2011
"Yup, she's smuggling bacon again. Sonofabitch." Britney Spears launched her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento last night, and I seriously don't get how the state allows her parents to shove her onstage like this. How is this legal, but I can't have a diner staffed entirely by people with Down's Syndrome? (You bet your… More »

Selena Gomez is Craving Junk Food Now

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2011
I'm 11. Because announcing she's suffering from nausea and low iron before motherly touching your belly during a public performance wasn't enough, Selena Gomez is copping to junk food cravings and that her mom is by her side 24/7 now. People reports: But referring to her "Supermom," Gomez… More »

Joss Stone Almost Stabbed in Backseat of Fiat, ‘Prom Night All Over Again,’ Quips Sexy Blogger

By: The Superficial / June 15, 2011
For those of you just joining the Internet, Joss Stone was targeted in an insane kidnap/murder plot because apparently British celebrity news is out to make America's look like bloody wankers this week. The Sun reports: Cops found swords, rope and a body bag when they swooped on the… More »

Natalie Portman Birthed This Guy’s Son

By: The Superficial / June 14, 2011
"Bonjour, bitches!" To the anguish of nerds the world over, Natalie Portman has given birth to Benjamin Millepied's son, according to People. And exactly as you'd expect from a Jewish vegan actress and French ballet divo, they've chosen not to reveal the name of their progeny, so just assume… More »

Selena Gomez is Okay! And Constantly Touching Her Stomach. Oh, Good.

By: The Superficial / June 14, 2011
"He just had to have those eyes and the power to levitate..." Following a weekend of several trips to the hospital after collapsing from nausea, an apparently recovered Selena Gomez performed at the Santa Monica Mall yesterday and chalked up her illness to "low iron" which should have just made… More »

Anthony’s Weiner: A Tale of Two Dicks

By: The Superficial / June 7, 2011
For those of you gleefully unaware of politics in general, New York congressman Anthony Weiner essentially admitted in a surprisingly "frank" - *adjusts bowtie* - press conference to sending several women who are "coming" out of the "wood"work - A thank you, thank you. - photos of his penis via e-mail, Twitter, Facebook and… More »

Christina Hendricks’ Shirt Might Not Make it and Other News

By: Photo Boy / June 7, 2011
Posted by Photo Boy - Judge Judy to Katie Couric: Bring it, bitch. [Popeater] - Emma Watson stopped going to Brown because the guys wouldn't bang her. That's how I read this. [Huffington Post] - Dennis Rodman is cross-dressing again. [… More »

Paris Hilton Still Sucks Huge Ones

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2011
Just in case anyone was wondering whether Paris Hilton is still a self-absorbed, over-entitled bag of herpes with absolutely zero redeeming qualities, the answer is yes. Yes, she is. And apparently she decided to make that abundantly clear to the staff of The View after Barbara Walters called her on her shit, according to… More »

Michael Lohan and The Situation’s Dad Found Each Other

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2011
"Let me tell you how much I love this guy. If he was a vagina, I'd kick him." When The Situation's dad Frank Sorrentino Mafia-punched his way into our hearts with hilarious YouTube videos about how shittily he raised his son because apparently Italians think the mob is the Invincible Hand… More »

Shia LaBeouf: ‘Megan Fox Wasn’t Ready For Michael Bay’s Genius’

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2011
"My, it seems there's a slight breeze. Whoops..." (How I like to believe that happened.) In a new interview with the LA Times, Transformers: Dark of the Moon star Shia LaBeouf offers some candid insight into what led Megan Fox to walk from the third film and be replaced by Victoria'… More »

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