Steve-O is The Voice of Reason?

The Superficial / June 21, 2011

As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situatio… More »

Paris Hilton Got Dumped Again

The Superficial / June 21, 2011

And now for some feel good news.
Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton to the curb, according to Us Magazine:
“They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy but they really hit… More »

Cameron Diaz Will Eat Your Children and Other News

Photo Boy / June 21, 2011

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- Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. [Videogum]
- James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]
- Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagina. [Dlisted]
- Jon Hamm is humble even while dressed like Crockett. [Lainey Gossip]
- LucyMore »

Bam Margera is a Little Bitch

The Superficial / June 21, 2011

Here’s what we know about Ryan Dunn’s death:

1. He was drinking. Heavily.
2. He got behind the wheel of a Porsche with a passenger in the car.
3. He drove at speeds believed to be around 100 mph down a rural Pennsylvania road.
4. He has a history of… More »

Maple Christ’s Son Will Not Go Hungry,
He Checked

The Superficial / June 21, 2011

In the midst of all the bikinis, drunk drivers, merkins and areolae yesterday, I completely missed Justin Bieber staring directly into Selena Gomez’s cleavage at the Much Music Awards Sunday night and making a face that clearly says, “Golly wilikers, those sure got big!” So, go ahead and add this to the list of signsMore »

Game of Bimbos: A Clash of Gold-Diggers

The Superficial / June 20, 2011

Crystal Harris was supposed to marry Hugh Hefner on Saturday, yet broke off the wedding earlier in the week to make a quick buck, so of course, she immediately used her new “celebrity” status as Hugh’s runaway bride to help Heidi Montag host a pool party on the day she cost her wedding guests thousand… More »

Lady Gaga Wears a Blue Merkin Now, Of Course

The Superficial / June 20, 2011

And now back to the important news.
Lady Gaga performed at the Much Music Awards last night and demonstrated her keen, almost genius attention to detail by making sure the massive pubic wig sticking out of her pants matched her hair color. Had it been red, I’d think we can all agree this would’ve bee… More »

Taylor Momsen Almost Looks Normal and Other News

Photo Boy / June 20, 2011

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- Amy Winehouse’s week in rehab might not have been long enough. No kidding? [Huffington Post]
– Remember last week when I said Lady Gaga almost killed Clarence Clemons? About that… [Dlisted]
- Prince Harry is ’bout to bust a cap up in this bitch. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus’ underboo… More »

Heidi Montag in a Bikini is Back

The Superficial / June 20, 2011

It’s been over nine months since the Play-Doh Factory creation known as “Heidi Montag” has posed for a set of bikini photos, so here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend because she’s broke and ankle scoops don’t grow on trees. Sure, her friends say there’s nothing wrong with them,… More »

Selena Gomez: ‘I Made Mistakes’

The Superficial / June 17, 2011

For those of you playing the home game, here’s what Selena Gomez has admitted to in the past week that I’m not supposed to think are signs Justin Bieber immaculately put a baby in her:
Friday: Nausea.
Monday: Blood pressure issues.
Tuesday: Low iron.
Thursday: Junk food cravings.
And now today? Making mistakes and keeping… More »

Britney Spears Needs to Stop Touring

The Superficial / June 17, 2011

“Yup, she’s smuggling bacon again. Sonofabitch.”
Britney Spears launched her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento last night, and I seriously don’t get how the state allows her parents to shove her onstage like this. How is this legal, but I can’t have a diner staffed entirely by people with Down’s Syndrome? (You bet your a… More »

Selena Gomez is Craving Junk Food Now

The Superficial / June 16, 2011

I’m 11.
Because announcing she’s suffering from nausea and low iron before motherly touching your belly during a public performance wasn’t enough, Selena Gomez is copping to junk food cravings and that her mom is by her side 24/7 now. People reports:
But referring to her “Supermom,” Gomez says she’s getting help doing what’s better… More »

Joss Stone Almost Stabbed in Backseat of Fiat, ‘Prom Night All Over Again,’ Quips Sexy Blogger

The Superficial / June 15, 2011

For those of you just joining the Internet, Joss Stone was targeted in an insane kidnap/murder plot because apparently British celebrity news is out to make America’s look like bloody wankers this week. The Sun reports:
Cops found swords, rope and a body bag when they swooped on the pair at around 10am yesterday near… More »

Natalie Portman Birthed This Guy’s Son

The Superficial / June 14, 2011

“Bonjour, bitches!”
To the anguish of nerds the world over, Natalie Portman has given birth to Benjamin Millepied’s son, according to People. And exactly as you’d expect from a Jewish vegan actress and French ballet divo, they’ve chosen not to reveal the name of their progeny, so just assume it’s something really pretentious like Hiram… More »

Selena Gomez is Okay! And Constantly Touching Her Stomach. Oh, Good.

The Superficial / June 14, 2011

“He just had to have those eyes and the power to levitate…”
Following a weekend of several trips to the hospital after collapsing from nausea, an apparently recovered Selena Gomez performed at the Santa Monica Mall yesterday and chalked up her illness to “low iron” which should have just made any women whose had a… More »

Anthony’s Weiner: A Tale of Two Dicks

The Superficial / June 7, 2011

For those of you gleefully unaware of politics in general, New York congressman Anthony Weiner essentially admitted in a surprisingly “frank” – *adjusts bowtie* – press conference to sending several women who are “coming” out of the “wood”work – A thank you, thank you. – photos of his penis via e-mail, Twitter, Facebook and pretty… More »

Christina Hendricks’ Shirt Might Not Make it and Other News

Photo Boy / June 7, 2011

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- Judge Judy to Katie Couric: Bring it, bitch. [Popeater]
- Emma Watson stopped going to Brown because the guys wouldn’t bang her. That’s how I read this. [Huffington Post]
- Dennis Rodman is cross-dressing again. [Dlisted]
– And yet, he looks less gay than Chris Evans does here. [Lainey Gossip]… More »

Paris Hilton Still Sucks Huge Ones

The Superficial / June 6, 2011

Just in case anyone was wondering whether Paris Hilton is still a self-absorbed, over-entitled bag of herpes with absolutely zero redeeming qualities, the answer is yes. Yes, she is. And apparently she decided to make that abundantly clear to the staff of The View after Barbara Walters called her on her shit, according to PageMore »

Michael Lohan and The Situation’s Dad Found Each Other

The Superficial / June 3, 2011

“Let me tell you how much I love this guy. If he was a vagina, I’d kick him.”
When The Situation’s dad Frank Sorrentino Mafia-punched his way into our hearts with hilarious YouTube videos about how shittily he raised his son because apparently Italians think the mob is the Invincible Hand of parenting, a bunch… More »

Shia LaBeouf: ‘Megan Fox Wasn’t Ready For Michael Bay’s Genius’

The Superficial / June 3, 2011

“My, it seems there’s a slight breeze. Whoops…” (How I like to believe that happened.)
In a new interview with the LA Times, Transformers: Dark of the Moon star Shia LaBeouf offers some candid insight into what led Megan Fox to walk from the third film and be replaced by Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:… More »

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