After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan’s standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance to make him show… More »
Can we stop pretending he isn’t Haley Joel Osmont yet? No? Oh, alright… *kicks can*
Apparently there’ve been some complaints about the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking too skinny because people don’t understand that everyone in LA does absolutely nothing but workout and think of new ways to make jeans… More »
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- Anna Paquin is cool with her husband Stephen Moyer biting fans’ tits which proves marriage can work after all. [Celebslam]
- Ben Affleck is directing himself again. [Huffington Post]
- Jake Gyllenhaall was seen talking to Olivia Wilde. Conclusion: They’re banging. [Dlisted]
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In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or whatever the hell I just learned Kim Kardashian probably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their gigantic asses the natural way. So, here’s to you, Christina Aguilera, for daring to be an individual and ironically wearing yoga pants. You’re a true inspiration. More »
DAD: Alright, kids, everyone in the car. It’s time for milkshakes named after a bald woman Kanye West used to have sex with. Probably in the anus!
KIDS: Oh, boy!
(I will never understand this place.)
Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN … More »
If you were expecting some sort of wacky legal scenario that prevents Lindsay Lohan from leaving the comfort of her house arrest after failing an alcohol test, you’re going to love this post. Turns out Lindsay really wasn’t required to take one after all, just drug tests [Ed. Not even those.], which makes me wonder… More »
While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in the colonies. Which is we don’t. We don’t do anything. One of them even killed a kid and we… More »
“Damn, I’mma need a bigger door for this one. There a van around here?”
Yesterday, Chris Brown illegally parked his car, yet managed to talk his way out of a ticket because punishing celebrities in LA is apparently against the law. But before the officer showed up, Chris accused the paparazzi of calling… More »
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- Courtney Love must be broke again. [Huffington Post]
- Pink is apparently more comfortable with European tabloids. [Dlisted]
- Ashlee Simpson is banging Lucky Luciano from Boardwalk Empire. [Lainey Gossip]
- Holly Madison’s spray-tanned cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]
– The Miss… More »
I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t. So, here she is in St. Tropez yesterday where I’m almost positive she lured this boat in with a song… More »
Despite reports to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan actually is subject to alcohol tests while on house arrest because she just failed one which is really the only plausible ending to her telling Life & Style there’s no booze in her house. So, of course, she’s due back in court today to face threats of jail,… More »
A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book,… More »
As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situation… More »
And now for some feel good news.
Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton to the curb, according to Us Magazine:
“They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy… More »
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- Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. [Videogum]
- James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]
- Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagina. [Dlisted]
- Jon Hamm is humble even… More »
Here’s what we know about Ryan Dunn’s death:
1. He was drinking. Heavily.
2. He got behind the wheel of a Porsche with a passenger in the car.
3. He drove at speeds believed to be around 100 mph down a rural Pennsylvania road.
4. He has a history of… More »