While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in the colonies. Which is we don’t. We don’t do anything. One of them even killed a kid and we… More »
“Damn, I’mma need a bigger door for this one. There a van around here?”
Yesterday, Chris Brown illegally parked his car, yet managed to talk his way out of a ticket because punishing celebrities in LA is apparently against the law. But before the officer showed up, Chris accused the paparazzi of calling… More »
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- Courtney Love must be broke again. [Huffington Post]
- Pink is apparently more comfortable with European tabloids. [Dlisted]
- Ashlee Simpson is banging Lucky Luciano from Boardwalk Empire. [Lainey Gossip]
- Holly Madison’s spray-tanned cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]
– The Miss… More »
I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t. So, here she is in St. Tropez yesterday where I’m almost positive she lured this boat in with a song… More »
Despite reports to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan actually is subject to alcohol tests while on house arrest because she just failed one which is really the only plausible ending to her telling Life & Style there’s no booze in her house. So, of course, she’s due back in court today to face threats of jail,… More »
A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book,… More »
As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situation… More »
And now for some feel good news.
Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton to the curb, according to Us Magazine:
“They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy… More »
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- Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. [Videogum]
- James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]
- Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagina. [Dlisted]
- Jon Hamm is humble even… More »
Here’s what we know about Ryan Dunn’s death:
1. He was drinking. Heavily.
2. He got behind the wheel of a Porsche with a passenger in the car.
3. He drove at speeds believed to be around 100 mph down a rural Pennsylvania road.
4. He has a history of… More »
And now back to the important news.
Lady Gaga performed at the Much Music Awards last night and demonstrated her keen, almost genius attention to detail by making sure the massive pubic wig sticking out of her pants matched her hair color. Had it been red, I’d think we can all agree this… More »
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- Amy Winehouse’s week in rehab might not have been long enough. No kidding? [Huffington Post]
– Remember last week when I said Lady Gaga almost killed Clarence Clemons? About that… [Dlisted]
- Prince Harry is ’bout to bust a cap up in this bitch. More »
It’s been over nine months since the Play-Doh Factory creation known as “Heidi Montag” has posed for a set of bikini photos, so here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend because she’s broke and ankle scoops don’t grow on trees. Sure, her friends say there’s nothing wrong with them,… More »
“Yup, she’s smuggling bacon again. Sonofabitch.”
Britney Spears launched her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento last night, and I seriously don’t get how the state allows her parents to shove her onstage like this. How is this legal, but I can’t have a diner staffed entirely by people with Down’s Syndrome? (You bet… More »
Because announcing she’s suffering from nausea and low iron before motherly touching your belly during a public performance wasn’t enough, Selena Gomez is copping to junk food cravings and that her mom is by her side 24/7 now. People reports:
But referring to her “Supermom,” Gomez says she’s getting… More »
For those of you just joining the Internet, Joss Stone was targeted in an insane kidnap/murder plot because apparently British celebrity news is out to make America’s look like bloody wankers this week. The Sun reports:
Cops found swords, rope and a body bag when they swooped on the pair at around 10am… More »