Sightings - Page 18

Tracy Morgan Joked About Retards Now, We Should Lynch Him

After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan’s standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance to make him show… More »

Mac Gained 50 Lbs. For ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Just to Be Funny

Can we stop pretending he isn’t Haley Joel Osmont yet? No? Oh, alright… *kicks can*

Apparently there’ve been some complaints about the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking too skinny because people don’t understand that everyone in LA does absolutely nothing but workout and think of new ways to make jeans… More »

Pat Robertson: ‘Gay Marriage Will Lead to Angel Rape’

…. Okay, maybe.

When we last left Pat Robertson he was a pot-smoking hippie calling for the legalization of marijuana. Six months of adjusting his medication later, he’s back to the old Pat we all know and love. This time around he’s seeing David Tyree’s anarchy talk and raising him angel rape. Via… More »

Leopards Are Extinct Now and Other News

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- Anna Paquin is cool with her husband Stephen Moyer biting fans’ tits which proves marriage can work after all. [Celebslam]

- Ben Affleck is directing himself again. [Huffington Post]

- Jake Gyllenhaall was seen talking to Olivia Wilde. Conclusion: They’re banging. [Dlisted]

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Christina Aguilera’s Butt is All Natural

In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or whatever the hell I just learned Kim Kardashian probably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their gigantic asses the natural way. So, here’s to you, Christina Aguilera, for daring to be an individual and ironically wearing yoga pants. You’re a true inspiration. More »

Amber Rose’s Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The.. Milkshakes

DAD: Alright, kids, everyone in the car. It’s time for milkshakes named after a bald woman Kanye West used to have sex with. Probably in the anus!
KIDS: Oh, boy!

(I will never understand this place.)

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENNMore »

Lindsay Lohan Dodges Jail, Failed Alcohol Test She Didn’t Have To Take? WTF?

If you were expecting some sort of wacky legal scenario that prevents Lindsay Lohan from leaving the comfort of her house arrest after failing an alcohol test, you’re going to love this post. Turns out Lindsay really wasn’t required to take one after all, just drug tests [Ed. Not even those.], which makes me wonder… More »

Pippa Middleton’s ‘Butt’ Will Tide You Over

While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in the colonies. Which is we don’t. We don’t do anything. One of them even killed a kid and we… More »

Chris Brown Loves The Gays

“Damn, I’mma need a bigger door for this one. There a van around here?”

Yesterday, Chris Brown illegally parked his car, yet managed to talk his way out of a ticket because punishing celebrities in LA is apparently against the law. But before the officer showed up, Chris accused the paparazzi of calling… More »

Amber Rose is.. Sporty? and Other News

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- Courtney Love must be broke again. [Huffington Post]

- Pink is apparently more comfortable with European tabloids. [Dlisted]

- Ashlee Simpson is banging Lucky Luciano from Boardwalk Empire. [Lainey Gossip]

- Holly Madison’s spray-tanned cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]

– The MissMore »

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini

I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t. So, here she is in St. Tropez yesterday where I’m almost positive she lured this boat in with a song… More »

Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test, Goes Diva on Matt Lauer

Despite reports to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan actually is subject to alcohol tests while on house arrest because she just failed one which is really the only plausible ending to her telling Life & Style there’s no booze in her house. So, of course, she’s due back in court today to face threats of jail,… More »

I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book,More »

Lindsay Lohan is Giving Exclusive Interviews During Her House Arrest

In between parties, shooting commercials, trying to escape and making bikini movies, Lindsay Lohan somehow found time to indulge Life & Style with an interview about how really, really hard house arrest is, and that it’s taught her a lesson. For real this 18th time.

On the sacrifices:
“I was really upset… More »

Steve-O is The Voice of Reason?

As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situation… More »

Paris Hilton Got Dumped Again

And now for some feel good news.

Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton to the curb, according to Us Magazine:

“They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy… More »

Cameron Diaz Will Eat Your Children and Other News

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- Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. [Videogum]

- James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]

- Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagina. [Dlisted]

- Jon Hamm is humble even… More »

Bam Margera is a Little Bitch

Here’s what we know about Ryan Dunn’s death:

1. He was drinking. Heavily.
2. He got behind the wheel of a Porsche with a passenger in the car.
3. He drove at speeds believed to be around 100 mph down a rural Pennsylvania road.
4. He has a history of… More »

Maple Christ’s Son Will Not Go Hungry,
He Checked

In the midst of all the bikinis, drunk drivers, merkins and areolae yesterday, I completely missed Justin Bieber staring directly into Selena Gomez’s cleavage at the Much Music Awards Sunday night and making a face that clearly says, “Golly wilikers, those sure got big!” So, go ahead and add this to the list of signsMore »

Game of Bimbos: A Clash of Gold-Diggers

Crystal Harris was supposed to marry Hugh Hefner on Saturday, yet broke off the wedding earlier in the week to make a quick buck, so of course, she immediately used her new “celebrity” status as Hugh’s runaway bride to help Heidi Montag host a pool party on the day she cost her wedding guests thousands… More »

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