Sightings - Page 18

Chris Brown Tweets Support For Trayvon Martin. Oh, Goddammit…

Spike Lee being a fucking idiot aside, things were starting to turn around in the Trayvon Martin case. ABC News obtained footage that showed a clearly non-injured George Zimmerman despite conveniently leaked police reports claiming he was punched repeatedly and his skull bashed against the curb. From there, Rush Limbaugh decided to follow-up SlutGate by… More »


Octomom Finally Did Porn To Keep Her House

When Octomom fired 14 children out of her vagina, she just assume the TV money would come rolling in and she could simply pay an army of nannies to raise her uterus droppings army she only squeezed out to get all that TV money. Except Octomom failed to factor in America’s amazing capacity to not… More »


George Clooney Got Arrested

George Clooney was arrested in Washington, DC today for protesting outside the Sudanese embassy, except none of that’s even scandalous at all because he wanted to get arrested to bring exposure to his cause and was smiling the whole time. But what is important is that I’ve discovered George Clooney testifying to a senate hearing… More »


Peter Dinklage Is The Best At What He Does, But What He Does Isn’t Very Nice

I want to eff the Internet so hard right now…

[Ed. Note: Quick bit of site news that none of you will read because why the hell would you ever stop looking at the top pic. (No, really, what are you doing down here?) I’m without a Photo Boy this week, yet asMore »


JUSTIN BIEBER IS CHEATING ON SELENA GOMEZ WITH TAYLOR SWIFT!! OMGZ!!!!

There are two simple rules to the gossip racket:

1. If a woman retains more than .5 oz of water, she’s pregnant.
2. If two famous people stand next to each other, they fucked.

So with that in mind and armed with the information that reports of his $10.8 millionMore »


Jessica Simpson Posed Nude For ‘Elle.’ Pregnant.

Here’s a pregnant Jessica Simpson posing nude (Full shot here.) for the April issue of Elle if posing nude means they de-jowled her head and slapped it on Demi Moore’s body because it was cheaper than airbrushing out nacho cheese burns. Regardless, Jessica confirms she’s having a girl, but more importantly reveals I was right… More »


And Here’s The Snooki’s Pregnant Cover

Like clockwork here’s the Us Weekly cover confirming Snooki’s pregnancy and engagement even though she basically already did that by walking around with a giant rock on her finger Monday night. At any rate, here’s how Snooki plans to shat out her fur-baby and spend its first moments of life. Via Hollywood Life:

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Paula Deen Wanted To Dress Up ‘N-ggers’ And Make Them Tap Dance Like Shirley Temple. Allegedly.

“Is that a negro? Bring it here. I desire jazz hands.”

Paula Deen and her brother Bubba Hiers (This story’s great already, I know.) are currently being sued for sexual harrasment by Lisa Jackson the former general manager of their jointly-owned restaurant Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House. Along with claims that Bubba openly watched… More »


Thank You, Ralph McQuarrie (1929 – 2012)

Ralph McQuarrie, the legendary science-fiction concept artist who gave George Lucas’ original Star Wars trilogy its iconic, timeless look, died Saturday at 82. And for those of you who haven’t spent 98% of your life obsessed with Star Wars like I still am (Did you know they made McQuarrie concept figures?! I need to quit… More »


Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner Were Going To Do A CNN Show Together. Come Again?

If this thing wasn’t going to be called “CrossStream,” we’re truly lost as a nation.

Just so a certain segment of The Superficial’s audience believes this, here’s a report from FOX Nation: The Network Jesus Would Watch that says Andrew Breitbart and Anthony Weiner, the Democratic congressman he brought down by accurately reporting… More »


Good Morning, Kate Upton and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy

- Alex Rodriguez has a Latina option now. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Hamm tells AMC executives to eat a dick. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Aniston says she doesn’t need kids to be happy, which you’re supposed to interpret as ‘I’m still in love with Brad.’ [Dlisted]… More »


Chris Brown’s Mom Is Tired Of His Bullsh*t

In the immediate aftermath of his attack on Rihanna, Chris Brown’s mom Joyce Hawkins, herself a victim of domestic abuse, basically held his hand through the whole ordeal and told everyone how he’s such a good kid so go easy on him. Surprisingly, this turned Chris into an even bigger spoiled brat with a complete… More »


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