Despite reports to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan actually is subject to alcohol tests while on house arrest because she just failed one which is really the only plausible ending to her telling Life & Style there’s no booze in her house. So, of course, she’s due back in court today to face threats of jail,… More »
A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book,… More »
As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situation… More »
And now for some feel good news.
Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton to the curb, according to Us Magazine:
“They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy but they really hit… More »
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- Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. [Videogum]
- James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]
- Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagina. [Dlisted]
- Jon Hamm is humble even while dressed like Crockett. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lucy… More »
Here’s what we know about Ryan Dunn’s death:
1. He was drinking. Heavily.
2. He got behind the wheel of a Porsche with a passenger in the car.
3. He drove at speeds believed to be around 100 mph down a rural Pennsylvania road.
4. He has a history of… More »
And now back to the important news.
Lady Gaga performed at the Much Music Awards last night and demonstrated her keen, almost genius attention to detail by making sure the massive pubic wig sticking out of her pants matched her hair color. Had it been red, I’d think we can all agree this would’ve been… More »
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- Amy Winehouse’s week in rehab might not have been long enough. No kidding? [Huffington Post]
– Remember last week when I said Lady Gaga almost killed Clarence Clemons? About that… [Dlisted]
- Prince Harry is ’bout to bust a cap up in this bitch. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus’ underboob… More »
It’s been over nine months since the Play-Doh Factory creation known as “Heidi Montag” has posed for a set of bikini photos, so here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend because she’s broke and ankle scoops don’t grow on trees. Sure, her friends say there’s nothing wrong with them,… More »
“Yup, she’s smuggling bacon again. Sonofabitch.”
Britney Spears launched her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento last night, and I seriously don’t get how the state allows her parents to shove her onstage like this. How is this legal, but I can’t have a diner staffed entirely by people with Down’s Syndrome? (You bet your ass… More »
Because announcing she’s suffering from nausea and low iron before motherly touching your belly during a public performance wasn’t enough, Selena Gomez is copping to junk food cravings and that her mom is by her side 24/7 now. People reports:
But referring to her “Supermom,” Gomez says she’s getting help doing what’s better… More »
For those of you just joining the Internet, Joss Stone was targeted in an insane kidnap/murder plot because apparently British celebrity news is out to make America’s look like bloody wankers this week. The Sun reports:
Cops found swords, rope and a body bag when they swooped on the pair at around 10am yesterday near… More »
To the anguish of nerds the world over, Natalie Portman has given birth to Benjamin Millepied’s son, according to People. And exactly as you’d expect from a Jewish vegan actress and French ballet divo, they’ve chosen not to reveal the name of their progeny, so just assume it’s something really pretentious like Hiram… More »
For those of you gleefully unaware of politics in general, New York congressman Anthony Weiner essentially admitted in a surprisingly “frank” – *adjusts bowtie* – press conference to sending several women who are “coming” out of the “wood”work – A thank you, thank you. – photos of his penis via e-mail, Twitter, Facebook and pretty… More »
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- Judge Judy to Katie Couric: Bring it, bitch. [Popeater]
- Emma Watson stopped going to Brown because the guys wouldn’t bang her. That’s how I read this. [Huffington Post]
- Dennis Rodman is cross-dressing again. [Dlisted]
– And yet, he looks less gay than Chris Evans does here. [Lainey Gossip]… More »