Sightings - Page 16

Jennifer Lopez Has a ‘Post-Split’ Interview In Vanity Fair Already

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced their split just two weeks ago, and ever since it’s been a carefully, calculated PR battle on her end to paint herself as the victim of a “controlling” anorexic Latino who, at best, weighs 90 pounds soaking wet with delicious salsa. So, of course, Jennifer Lopez somehow already gave… More »

Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

While most of us woke up and went to work this morning, Rihanna got up, slid into this a pile of ruby fishnets and started downing rum out of a cup she found lying next to a chicken coop. From there, it was only another a matter of more rum until she thought simulating doggyMore »

Why Doesn’t Selena Gomez Look More Pregnantish?

Last month, I spent what some might call an “unhealthy, if not pathological” amount of time trying to prove Justin Bieber put a baby in Selena Gomez. And others might say I obsessively made charts and graphs and graphs of charts before delivering babies in the San Fernando Valley for an entire week under an… More »

Enrique Iglesias: ‘I Have The Smallest Penis in The World’

“¿Cómo se dice, ‘Pics or GTFO,’ en Espanól?”

While performing in Sydney on Tuesday, Enrique Iglesias brought a bunch of random dudes onstage and basically decided to let everyone know that Anna Kournikova isn’t with him for the sex. Which is strange because that would mean she’s a Russian woman who enters into… More »

Denise Richards Had a Lesbian Experience With Another Celebrity

Continuing the promotional tour for her new book, Denise Richards has clearly reached index card #4, “Lesbian stuff,” in the stack her publicist gave her because here she is on Stern yesterday talking about the time she lady-banged a mystery female celebrity. Via The Huffington Post:

While an obviously piqued Stern attempts to… More »

The Orbit Gum Chick Seems Shy

You ever find yourself watching those Orbit gum commercials and thinking, “Gee, I wonder what that blonde British chick telling me I have a dirty mouth (Real name: Vanessa Branch, by the way.) would look like in a bunch of saucy outfits?”

I can enter your thoughts.

NOTE: I’ve been informed… More »

Crystal Harris Had Sex With Hugh Hefner Once, It Lasted Two Seconds

Despite the fact it’s clear Crystal Harris was a prostitute hired to leave Hugh Hefner for a reality show special, she was a guest on Stern yesterday where she complained about sex with Hugh even though it sounds as tender and beautiful as it is with me. Via People:

Harris, 24, said Tuesday… More »

I See You, Blake Lively’s Bikini…

That headline wasn’t creepy.

Presumably to make up for Green Lantern shitting directly into our eyes and ears before raping our mothers and sisters – Not gonna lie, Warner Bros. paid me to water that down. – Blake Lively’s character in the Savages will wear a bunch of skimpy outfits accentuating the boob… More »

Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue Isn’t Creepy At All

A freakishly lifelike wax statue of Brad Pitt was unveiled in Paris today at the Musee Grevin which I’ll assume is French for “Jennifer Aniston, please heist our shit.” And I use the phrase freakishly lifelike not so much as a compliment to the artist, but as a testament to how much Angelina Jolie and… More »

Kim Kardashian Wants Attention For Her Psoriasis Now

Every once in a while, the tabloid world likes to get lazy and pretend things that happen on reality shows are newsworthy events happening right before our very eyes. Which explains why you couldn’t look anywhere this morning without seeing a blaring headline about Kim Kardashian revealing she has psoriasis even though I just assume… More »

Minka Kelly’s Got a Gun On a Horse Now

Yesterday, we posted a tight-panted Minka Kelly firing a gun from the back of a truck which is really about as American it gets, so here she is still wearing those stretchy pants, only this time on a horse because apparently the new Charlie’s Angels is going to be a titty-bouncing tour-de-force of ridiculous chase… More »

Being Judd Apatow’s Wife Doesn’t Look Awkward At All

“No, really. He said, ‘Jason, stare directly into my wife’s camel toe,’ and, well, he’s the director…”

Here’s Jason Segel and Leslie Mann, Judd Apatow’s wife for those of you wondering why she’s in all his movies, filming This is 40, the sequel to Knocked Up featuring the married couple who bitched at… More »

Marc Anthony Cheated on Jennifer Lopez With a Stewardess

“I know it was you, Salsa Fredo.”

For those of you just tuning in, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony called it quits just before the weekend and an epic battle to make each other look like even bigger dickheads has already engulfed the media with Us Weekly clearly behind Team Lopez after being… More »

Lady Gaga Porn Parody Somehow Less Offensive Than The Real Thing

See? Now that’s tasteful. You can’t even see the boner.

Here are promotional stills for Hustler’s upcoming Lady Gaga porn parody This Ain’t Lady GaGa XXX which is a pretty unoriginal title considering the details in these costumes, but I digress. What’s impressive is that there’s finally a porno you can watch with… More »

What’s Up, Candice Swanepoel? And Other News

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- Gwyneth Paltrow graces Judaism with the offering of her children’s eternal souls. [Huffington Post]

- Ben Affleck told JLo to kick Marc Anthony to the curb. [Dlisted]

- Victoria Beckham inadvertently provides the reason why humans have failed as a species. [Lainey Gossip]
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Chris Brown is Starring in Romantic Comedies Now. Of Course.

“You had me at ‘hello.’ Which is why I’m touching my dick.”

Because love sometimes means bashing your girlfriend’s head into a door then biting her ear and neck, Chris Brown will star in the new romantic comedy Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, according to The Fab Life:

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Harrison Ford Rode a Horse Through Manhattan With David Letterman

“I’m tellin’ ya, she’s that thin, Dave. Won’t even smell food. I have to cook in the basement.”

Sometimes I just like to post pics that make me laugh for reasons I don’t even know, so here’s Harrison Ford riding a horse through Manhattan with David Letterman, and more importantly, making this face,… More »

Lindsay Lohan: ‘How Dare They Not Cast Me in Black Swan!’

Remember when Lindsay Lohan spent an entire weekend flashing the paparazzi her hooch from the top of a building? That was a photo shoot for Plum Magazine which Lindsay was supposed to give an exclusive interview to in exchange for them flying her and her family out to Miami and paying every single expense. Instead,… More »

Weston Cage Did Karate Outside of a Restaurant

Taking a page from Mel Gibson’s Guide to Crazy Fighting – “Remember, your opponent might be invisible, and that’s where they hide the blowjobs.” – Weston Cage and his freshly shaven-head put on a karate show for the paparazzi last night because he really needs people to believe he’s a skilled martial artist who can… More »

It’s Victoria’s Secret Angels in Spandex

Alright, who showed them my penis?

After a long day of delicately exploring such controversial topics as race riots, chloroforming your kid to death, Down babies and naming your son after your ex because Orlando Bloom is a wee little vagina-man, I thought it’d be nice to post something we all can agree… More »

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