Sightings

Okay, So Lady Gaga Might Have a Penis

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2011
Lady Gaga gave an impromptu performance at Arq in Sydney, Australia last night which I think might be a gay bar. Too early to tell. Anyway, she's definitely packing something in her pants which makes me remember all those countless hours I you, definitely you, spent wondering if she really is a… More »

The Duke and Duchess Grace America With Their Graceness

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2011
"We recolonize them at dawn. I'll ready the churros." After their royal wedding distracted the world from America shooting Osama bin Laden in the face, the newly-named Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate Middleton, brought their North American visit to Los Angeles over the weekend where… More »

Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Shave His Beard

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2011
When she wasn't talking about Brad Pitt again - that's how you know she has a movie coming out - Jennifer Aniston apparently found time to make Justin Theroux shave his beard off because the first rule of Ice Vagina Club is don't talk about… More »

Taylor Momsen is Still Doing That Lesbian Orgy Thing

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2011
Hey, guys, we just experienced some technical issues both on the site and my Internet connection because Comcast is a dick-fart, so while we fan out the flames, here's Taylor Momsen performing in Barcelona last night where she's still making out with chicks in underwear because she communes with the devil… More »

Lady Gaga is Dying

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2011
Ian Halperin is promoting his new tell-all book about Lady Gaga that reveals absolutely nothing we didn't already know about her eating disorder and being a crazy drug addict. Except it does explain why she wears 800 elaborate costumes a day, and surprisingly it's not for attention or because of all… More »

Casey Anthony Got Away With Murder

By: The Superficial / July 5, 2011
For those of you hiding under a rock, or purposefully avoiding the Casey Anthony circus like I've been, she's just been cleared of all murder charges, but found guilty of giving false information to police officers which she's already being credited for time served. Apparently, it's a great time to kill… More »

Todd Phillips Really is Banging Paris Hilton

By: The Superficial / July 5, 2011
When I first heard the rumors that Paris Hilton was hooking up with The Hangover director Todd Phillips, I just assumed it was her people trying to drum up publicity (Pregnancy rumors, anyone?) for her reality show that no one wants to watch. So,… More »

Weston Cage’s Wife Kicked His Ass Now

By: The Superficial / July 5, 2011
On Sunday night, Weston Cage claimed that the 13 punches to the face he took from his babysitter only happened because he was one drink short of death and took a cheap shot to the balls, according to TMZ: He says that if he had a… More »

Kim Kardashian is Wearing Adult Diapers

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2011
I've already made my guess known, but because it's the Friday before a holiday weekend, and I should've remembered I had this feature for Rosie vs. Megan Fox post (Megan won by a landslide by the way.), here's a little democracy so we can narrow down just what in the hell is happening to… More »

Lindsay Lohan is a Victim of Weird Shoes and Husband Jumping

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2011
"BLARRRFF! ... It was the shoes!" Hours after being released from the day spa the California legal system calls "house arrest," Lindsay Lohan was spotted stumbling out of the Lexington Social House, so naturally it was only a matter of time until the bullshit parade started. Like clockwork, she posted a… More »

Cameron Diaz Should Stop Making Faces, Any Face, and Other News

By: Photo Boy / July 1, 2011
Posted By Photo Boy - Blake Lively wore Jennifer Love Hewitt's dress first. Who looked bett- BAHAHA! [TooFab] - Shia LaBeouf tries to stifle the wrath of the Maple Christ. [Just Jared] - While Megan Fox tries to get David Silver off his ass. [Dlisted] - SPOILER ALERT! More »

Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2011
Someone better scoop out that Maple Fetus and make room for THE BEEF. Despite literally risking life and limb for a ride on the Christ Coaster, Selena Gomez apparently goes goo-goo eyed for Shia LaBeouf and doesn't care who knows it as evidenced by a… More »

Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2011
"You can't even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?" In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she "hates" every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I've seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So,… More »

Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News

By: Photo Boy / June 30, 2011
Posted by Photo Boy - Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. [Huffington Post] - But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she's wearing this. [TooFab] - RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: "Seriously, you aren't even gonna try… More »

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Attempted Suicide

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2011
"I was merely attempting palaver with the dead. Leave me to my dark arts!" Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers apparently attempted suicide Tuesday night, according to The Sun: Paramedics answering a 999 call found him slumped on the floor. But they had to call police after he refused treatment at… More »

Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2011
"Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth." Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she's afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-ball… More »

JWoww is a Beautiful Athlete

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2011
I was about to say, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it looks like someone already tried. Adding... there's really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there? Later, JWoww probably had sex using a condom then dumped the contents into her vagina afterward because it's fun to… More »

Jennifer Lopez Thinks ‘American Idol’ Won’t Replace Her (They Are)

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2011
Even before this season of American Idol ended, Jennifer Lopez has been saying she's not sure if she's coming back which pretty much everyone recognizes is a giant cash grab. And it probably would've worked had she not pulled similar bullshit last year while Idol producers were plucking her out of a career nose-dive,… More »

Charlie Sheen Took Steroids While Filming ‘Major League’

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2011
You'd assume a story about Charlie Sheen admitting to using any type of drug would be the exact opposite of news by now, but then again we're two days out from a holiday weekend, so of course his new interview with Sports Illustarted is the second biggest story on the Internet behind… More »

Tracy Morgan Joked About Retards Now, We Should Lynch Him

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2011
After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan's standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance… More »

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