Sightings - Page 16

Jennifer Lopez Has Made $10 Million Performing For Dictators And Despots

“Betcha never seen a ‘gas chamber’ quite like mine. Now, c’mon, North Korea, make some NOOOOOIIISEE!”

Turns out that time Jennifer Lopez sang Happy Birthday to Turkmenistan dictator wasn’t a one-time thing because she’s been quietly collecting somewhere in the ballpark of $10 million by performing for some of the worst dictators and… More »


I Made This Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction Happen With My Mind

Yesterday, I joked about trying to make Selena Gomez have a wardrobe malfunction, and apparently she actually had one. Granted, it’s slightly lower than where I was aiming, my magic is as imperfect as it is beautiful. More importantly, if you look hard enough, you can still see Justin Bieber’s tear stains from the day… More »


Paula Deen’s Publisher Cancelled Her Already #1 Best-Selling Cookbook

“Oh, how rude of me, sugah. Y’all probably never seen one of these in your village. This is a book. El book-o.

Because America is a shitty place, pre-orders of Paula Deen’s upcoming cookbook “Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up” shot to #1 on Amazon as a direct result… More »


Stretch That Arm Just A Little Bit Higher, Selena Gomez, And Other News

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is actually happening. [Lainey Gossip]

– Reports of the Canadian Apocalypse have been greatly exaggerated. It was just a rehearsal. [Dlisted]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- Channing Tatum describing his daughter’s birth will Skarsgard a baby in you. More »


And Now Jared Leto In Drag Because Your Ability To Sleep At Night Offends Me

Would you fuck Jared Leto? Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto. Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto so hard…

 

What? Fruit wouldn’t hang this low if it wasn’t asking for it.

Photo: Terry’s DiaryMore »


BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Wants You To See Her Butt

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night just hours before being brutally beaten by Chris Brown in a Lamborghini then left for dead on the side of the- what’s that? Not until next Tuesday? *rereads memo from Miley’s publicist* Goddammit…

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENNMore »


Paris Jackson Hates Justin Bieber Now

Justin Bieber was granted unprecedented access to the Jackson family presumably per Michael’s last dying words. “Make sure my ghost.. cough cough shamone! … can look at his penis…” Except now Paris Jackson hates the man Justin Bieber’s become and not just because her father died from spending his whole life trying to be white… More »


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