Sightings - Page 15

Chris Brown Had A Seizure Because Y’All Be Hatin’

Chris Brown’s suffered from seizures ever since he was a small boy which technically is something one should be sympathetic to, but hoping he ironically bit his tongue off is a valid response, too. (You can’t see it because you have sin in your heart, but Jesus is nodding in agreement right now. And dunking… More »


Bruce Willis Called ‘Lazy And Greedy’ By Man Starting Production On His 11th Sequel

“Vhy are you not speaking to Bruce? Did he vuck your maid, too?”

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Full Disclosure: Having recently declared A Good Day To Die Hard as the death knell to my man love for Bruce Willis, I have to go on record here to say that Sylvester StalloneMore »


THE ROYAL CAR SEAT STRAPS ARE ALL WRONG! STOP THE INTERNET!

“I can’t flip anybody off in here! RELEASE YOUR KING AT ONCE.”

Some people might say this site is the worst possible type of blog imaginable, soul rotting, bullshit even, and those people would be mostly right except they’d be forgetting there’s still one step below me: Mommy blogs. Case in point: The… More »


Behold! The Royal Rugrat Has Been Named

First off, huge thanks to everyone in the comments yesterday for pointing out the Royal Baby was flipping everybody off. I fucking love this kid already. And now the little scoundrel has a name, according to People:

“The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their son… More »


And, Wow, It’s The Royal Baby Already. Okay.

While Kim Kardashian is still keeping her over-a-month-old daughter under wraps for maximum publicity, not even 24 hours after giving birth, Kate Middleton and Prince William literally walked their newborn son into a crowd of people outside of the hospital like it ain’t no thing. “A baby, you say? Oh, right, this little chap. Yes,… More »


Holy Shit, Adrian Paul Is Immortal In Real Life

Some people will try to tell you the big news out of Comic-Con this weekend is the announcement of a Superman/Batman movie or the reveal of the villain for The Avengers 2, and those people will be idiots. The real news is that Adrian Paul was not only there, alive and well, but hasn’t aged… More »


Goddammit, Rolling Stone

Because apparently Jann Wenner’s kid is picking the covers now, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is on the cover of Rolling Stone’s August issue which, if you haven’t heard by now, has caused some shit. And understandably so because what the goddamn fuck?! I get that there’s an exhaustively researched piece in the issue that’s… More »


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