Sightings - Page 15

And, Wow, It’s The Royal Baby Already. Okay.

While Kim Kardashian is still keeping her over-a-month-old daughter under wraps for maximum publicity, not even 24 hours after giving birth, Kate Middleton and Prince William literally walked their newborn son into a crowd of people outside of the hospital like it ain’t no thing. “A baby, you say? Oh, right, this little chap. Yes,… More »


Holy Shit, Adrian Paul Is Immortal In Real Life

Some people will try to tell you the big news out of Comic-Con this weekend is the announcement of a Superman/Batman movie or the reveal of the villain for The Avengers 2, and those people will be idiots. The real news is that Adrian Paul was not only there, alive and well, but hasn’t aged… More »


Goddammit, Rolling Stone

Because apparently Jann Wenner’s kid is picking the covers now, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is on the cover of Rolling Stone’s August issue which, if you haven’t heard by now, has caused some shit. And understandably so because what the goddamn fuck?! I get that there’s an exhaustively researched piece in the issue that’s… More »


Jennifer Lopez Has Made $10 Million Performing For Dictators And Despots

“Betcha never seen a ‘gas chamber’ quite like mine. Now, c’mon, North Korea, make some NOOOOOIIISEE!”

Turns out that time Jennifer Lopez sang Happy Birthday to Turkmenistan dictator wasn’t a one-time thing because she’s been quietly collecting somewhere in the ballpark of $10 million by performing for some of the worst dictators and… More »


I Made This Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction Happen With My Mind

Yesterday, I joked about trying to make Selena Gomez have a wardrobe malfunction, and apparently she actually had one. Granted, it’s slightly lower than where I was aiming, my magic is as imperfect as it is beautiful. More importantly, if you look hard enough, you can still see Justin Bieber’s tear stains from the day… More »


Paula Deen’s Publisher Cancelled Her Already #1 Best-Selling Cookbook

“Oh, how rude of me, sugah. Y’all probably never seen one of these in your village. This is a book. El book-o.

Because America is a shitty place, pre-orders of Paula Deen’s upcoming cookbook “Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up” shot to #1 on Amazon as a direct result… More »


Stretch That Arm Just A Little Bit Higher, Selena Gomez, And Other News

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is actually happening. [Lainey Gossip]

– Reports of the Canadian Apocalypse have been greatly exaggerated. It was just a rehearsal. [Dlisted]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- Channing Tatum describing his daughter’s birth will Skarsgard a baby in you. More »


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