Snooki Threw a Pool Party Again

The Superficial / August 22, 2011

Despite the fact her last one looked exactly like those pig guards from Jabba’s palace threw a bikini kegger – True Story: George Lucas already added the footage to the Blu-ray editons. “It was my original vision,” he said to a flannel shirt and no one else. – Snooki was somehow invited to host another… More »

Tara Reid Made Her Debut on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ Last Night

Photo Boy / August 19, 2011

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Tara Reid is not only starring in Celebrity Big Brother, but also has a role in the upcoming American Reunion. Granted, I’m pretty sure her role in the film has been cut down to them just using a close-up of her belly for the poster, this still means that she’s got… More »

Ricky Gervais Made a Promo For ‘Life’s Too Short’

Photo Boy / August 19, 2011

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Ricky Gervais made Warwick Davis wear a frog suit for this. If I had anything funny that I could add to this, I’d be the one making this face after checking my account balance. For your viewing pleasure via YouTube:

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Danny DeVito Got a Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame

Photo Boy / August 19, 2011

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Danny DeVito has only gotten his own post once before and that was for being shit-hammered on live TV. Since we’re firm believers in one good turn deserves another (and yes, I’m absolutely positive I’m using that idiom incorrectly), here’s Danny getting honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of… More »

Abercrombie & Fitch Stock Plummets After The Situation Publicity Stunt

The Superficial / August 18, 2011

And these photos should finish it off.
Yesterday, word got out that Abercrombie & Fitch had issued a press release Tuesday night offering to pay The Situation if he stopped wearing A&F clothes. It tarnishes “the aspirational nature of our brand,” they said because aspiration apparently means knocking back Red Bulls and ordering some “za&#8221… More »

Courtney Stodden Isn’t 16. I’ll Start There.

The Superficial / August 16, 2011

For those of you just joining the Internet, people lost their shit last month when Horace from Lost (Real name: Doug Hutchison) somehow married “16” year old Courtney Stodden, an aspiring model from Washington hence this entire production. I say 16 in sarcastic quotes because she just posted a picture of herself to Twitter ala… More »

This is Zack Kehayov, Mr. Tara Reid

The Superficial / August 15, 2011

Because this day has basically been nothing but bikini and Tara Reid posts – And Heidi Klum topless. – here’s the first look at her new husband Zack Kehayov because Tara somehow already sold the wedding photos to Life & Style for their Wednesday issue. The wedding that just happened yesterday, mind you, the same… More »

Here’s Brooke Hogan Naked in a Cage

The Superficial / August 12, 2011

You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, “So, listen, I’ve got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity,” and she said, “Sure!” From there it was a simple matter of finding the right… More »

Zack Morris Got Engaged Three Months After His Divorce, Why Not?

The Superficial / August 11, 2011

Sadly, this story has nothing to do with Kelly Kapowski. I’ve toyed with your emotions, I know. People reports:
Gosselaar, 36, whose divorce from Lisa Ann Russell was finalized in May, proposed recently with a 5 carat cushion-cut diamond ring, custom designed by his friend, jeweler Neil Lane.
“He couldn’t wait to propose,” Lane tell… More »

Someone Made a Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

The Superficial / August 9, 2011

So, remember in the Old Testament when God got all pissed off about people building golden idols and worshiping them? I’m sure this is nothing like that. Via Splash News:
US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude,More »

Tricia Helfer Riding a Hog and Other News

Photo Boy / August 9, 2011

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- Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera will hate-bang your eyes and ears now. [Huffington Post]
- Gavin DeGraw learned a valuable lesson about writing theme songs for One Tree Hill. [Dlisted]
– Don’t try heckling Aziz Ansari. [Lainey Gossip]
- Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale in another Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]… More »

Why Hello, Lacey Schwimmer.. No, Over Here and Other News

Photo Boy / August 8, 2011

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- Rob McElhenney got fat for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia for reasons that sound awfully hipster-ish, but I’ll let it slide for now. [Huffington Post]
- Jane Fonda on the other hand, ain’t having it. [Starpulse]
- David Beckham’s daughter will forever be in his clavicle? [Dlisted]
- Tyra Banks&#8217… More »

Kanye West: ‘Stop Calling Me Hitler, I’m Michael Jordan!’

The Superficial / August 8, 2011

Do I even need a setup here? Kanye West opened his mouth and crazy come out in a heavy ego sauce. Via TMZ:
“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler.”
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Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Slip Has Destroyed The Very Fabric Of Our Society

The Superficial / August 5, 2011

While performing on Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj’s nipple popped out, and ABC didn’t catch it in time for the east coast feed prompting the Parents Television Council to commence its Puritanical pants-shitting because anyone under 80 actually watches GMA and isn’t trained to skip the musical performances by now. – “Rock n’ roll, you… More »

Olivia Munn, The Power of Padded Bras and Other News

Photo Boy / August 5, 2011

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- Roseanne Barr is running for President. Until they cancel her reality show about nuts. [Huffington Post]
- Octomom hates penis also, as it turns out. [Dlisted]
– Did Blake Lively get plastic surgery? Start your investigation here, but for God’s sake, only in the name of medical science. [Lainey Gossip]… More »

Tom Brady is The Prettiest Quarterback in All The Land

The Superficial / August 4, 2011

Apparently season ticket holders get to watch the New England Patriots have an extra special practice just for them, so here’s Tom Brady at Gillette Stadium last night giving the crowd some sizzle as he prances and preens knowing full well their eyes are undressing him gleefully, like a man alone with his waterslide. Later,… More »

Henry Cavill is Dressed Like Superman, Have You Heard?

The Superficial / August 4, 2011

If you logged onto this global porn delivery device we call the “Internet” today, you’ve probably been buffeted in the face with this first image of Henry Cavill as Superman in the Zack Snyder eventual clusterfuck Superman: Man of Steel. So here’s that image again because I’m dedicated to exciting, fresh content which is why… More »

Oh Good, It’s Bethenny Frankel’s Panties and Other News

Photo Boy / August 4, 2011

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- Beyonce knows that this token friend thing goes both ways. [Huffington Post]
- Nicole Kidman looks freakishly hot here. [Dlisted]
- Sandra Bullock keeps dressing her kid up like Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy. I’m just saying. [Lainey Gossip]
- Aubrey O’Day posted new Twitter pics. Now with le… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow is Talking About Gwyneth Paltrow Again

The Superficial / August 3, 2011

Gwyneth Paltrow is the cover interview for the September issue of ELLE who refer to her as “The Spellbinder” because she’s so “unexpectedly funny” and not at all as insipid as every single word that comes out of her mouth suggests. Words like these for example:
On her famous friends coming to see her atMore »

Miranda Kerr Doing What God Handmade Her To Do and Other News

Photo Boy / August 3, 2011

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- James Spader is terrifying the cast of The Office. [Huffington Post]
- George Clooney is banging Stacey Keibler now. [Dlisted]
- Taryn Manning feels like she deserves an Oscar. Wait, who? [Lainey Gossip]
- Selena Gomez vs. Never Going To Be Clooney’s Wife: A quandary of perversion vs. homo-erotic confusion. More »

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