Kris Jenner Manages Kris Humphries Now

The Superficial | August 25, 2011 - 12:34 pm

Because Kris Jenner runs the tightest Sasquatch whorehouse in Beverly Hills, it only makes sense that she’s going to manage Kris Humphries’ career now because that’s what good mother-in-laws with the same name as you do after talking you into an entirely fake marriage to their daughters. It’s their way of saying, “Welcome to the… More »

Jennifer Lopez is a Talented Performer and Other News

Photo Boy | August 24, 2011 - 2:32 pm

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- John Slattery just let everyone know he knocked up January Jones. [Huffington Post]
- Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will prove that reality TV truly has no bottom. [Dlisted]
- Sharon Stone looks great as Aphrodite in Gods Behaving Badly, but will there be reverse cowgirl in it? [Lainey Gossip]… More »

Pregnant Cameron Diaz Looks Natural

The Superficial | August 24, 2011 - 11:54 am

Mostly because I think they’re contagious, I don’t spend a lot of time around pregnant woman as illustrated by my lack of ability to even recognize one. That being said, I’m pretty sure they don’t look like assless male marathon runners who magically sprout a perfectly round belly like Cameron Diaz’s character in What ToMore »

David Hasselhoff is The Gay Matrix Now

Photo Boy | August 22, 2011 - 3:30 pm

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Here’s David Hasselhoff performing at something called G-A-Y London which I naturally assume is some sort of club where they hold Fantasy Football draft parties. I guess I could use someone else’s computer to actually look up this place and find out what it really is, but that would require effort… More »

This is Brad Pitt’s Assistant

The Superficial | August 22, 2011 - 2:21 pm

Last week, the Internet was aflutter after photos surfaced of Brad Pitt with a comely young assistant, Lara Marsden, on the set of World War Z.
This is that assistant.
Now, while most people might be inclined to say Angelina Jolie better watch her back now that there’s a younger woman unweathered by the… More »

Octomom’s Showing Off Her Scars Now

The Superficial | August 22, 2011 - 1:36 pm

“For the last time, lady, we know how you got those scars. Quit askin’.”
If you can’t tell by the Snooki pool party post, it’s lunchtime on the east coast, so here’s Octomom showing off her pregnancy scars at a celebrity boxing match over the weekend because apparently Octomom celebrity boxes now. Anyway, I like… More »

Rihanna’s Stage Presence is a Symphony of Poise, Grace and Other News

Photo Boy | August 22, 2011 - 1:35 pm

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- Victoria Justice’s camel toe in a bikini, anyone? [Egotastic]
- Jeffrey Ross apparently has no idea who Charlie Sheen is. [Huffington Post]
– Even Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t this much of an asshole. Just consider for a moment what it took to type that sentence. [Dlisted]
- Brad Pitt now thinks… More »

Snooki Threw a Pool Party Again

The Superficial | August 22, 2011 - 11:45 am

Despite the fact her last one looked exactly like those pig guards from Jabba’s palace threw a bikini kegger – True Story: George Lucas already added the footage to the Blu-ray editons. “It was my original vision,” he said to a flannel shirt and no one else. – Snooki was somehow invited to host another… More »

Tara Reid Made Her Debut on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ Last Night

Photo Boy | August 19, 2011 - 3:32 pm

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Tara Reid is not only starring in Celebrity Big Brother, but also has a role in the upcoming American Reunion. Granted, I’m pretty sure her role in the film has been cut down to them just using a close-up of her belly for the poster, this still means that she’s got… More »

Ricky Gervais Made a Promo For ‘Life’s Too Short’

Photo Boy | August 19, 2011 - 2:30 pm

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Ricky Gervais made Warwick Davis wear a frog suit for this. If I had anything funny that I could add to this, I’d be the one making this face after checking my account balance. For your viewing pleasure via YouTube:

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Danny DeVito Got a Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame

Photo Boy | August 19, 2011 - 10:30 am

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Danny DeVito has only gotten his own post once before and that was for being shit-hammered on live TV. Since we’re firm believers in one good turn deserves another (and yes, I’m absolutely positive I’m using that idiom incorrectly), here’s Danny getting honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of… More »

Abercrombie & Fitch Stock Plummets After The Situation Publicity Stunt

The Superficial | August 18, 2011 - 10:54 am

And these photos should finish it off.
Yesterday, word got out that Abercrombie & Fitch had issued a press release Tuesday night offering to pay The Situation if he stopped wearing A&F clothes. It tarnishes “the aspirational nature of our brand,” they said because aspiration apparently means knocking back Red Bulls and ordering some “za”… More »

Courtney Stodden Isn’t 16. I’ll Start There.

The Superficial | August 16, 2011 - 11:15 am

For those of you just joining the Internet, people lost their shit last month when Horace from Lost (Real name: Doug Hutchison) somehow married “16” year old Courtney Stodden, an aspiring model from Washington hence this entire production. I say 16 in sarcastic quotes because she just posted a picture of herself to Twitter ala… More »

This is Zack Kehayov, Mr. Tara Reid

The Superficial | August 15, 2011 - 4:24 pm

Because this day has basically been nothing but bikini and Tara Reid posts – And Heidi Klum topless. – here’s the first look at her new husband Zack Kehayov because Tara somehow already sold the wedding photos to Life & Style for their Wednesday issue. The wedding that just happened yesterday, mind you, the same… More »

Here’s Brooke Hogan Naked in a Cage

The Superficial | August 12, 2011 - 12:05 pm

You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, “So, listen, I’ve got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity,” and she said, “Sure!” From there it was a simple matter of finding the right… More »

Zack Morris Got Engaged Three Months After His Divorce, Why Not?

The Superficial | August 11, 2011 - 9:27 am

Sadly, this story has nothing to do with Kelly Kapowski. I’ve toyed with your emotions, I know. People reports:
Gosselaar, 36, whose divorce from Lisa Ann Russell was finalized in May, proposed recently with a 5 carat cushion-cut diamond ring, custom designed by his friend, jeweler Neil Lane.
“He couldn’t wait to propose,” Lane tells… More »

Someone Made a Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

The Superficial | August 9, 2011 - 5:23 pm

So, remember in the Old Testament when God got all pissed off about people building golden idols and worshiping them? I’m sure this is nothing like that. Via Splash News:
US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude,More »

Tricia Helfer Riding a Hog and Other News

Photo Boy | August 9, 2011 - 1:30 pm

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- Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera will hate-bang your eyes and ears now. [Huffington Post]
- Gavin DeGraw learned a valuable lesson about writing theme songs for One Tree Hill. [Dlisted]
– Don’t try heckling Aziz Ansari. [Lainey Gossip]
- Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale in another Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]… More »

Why Hello, Lacey Schwimmer.. No, Over Here and Other News

Photo Boy | August 8, 2011 - 10:39 am

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- Rob McElhenney got fat for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia for reasons that sound awfully hipster-ish, but I’ll let it slide for now. [Huffington Post]
- Jane Fonda on the other hand, ain’t having it. [Starpulse]
- David Beckham’s daughter will forever be in his clavicle? [Dlisted]
- Tyra Banks’s… More »

Kanye West: ‘Stop Calling Me Hitler, I’m Michael Jordan!’

The Superficial | August 8, 2011 - 10:38 am

Do I even need a setup here? Kanye West opened his mouth and crazy come out in a heavy ego sauce. Via TMZ:
“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler.”
He continued, “One day the light will shineMore »

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