Justin Bieber was granted unprecedented access to the Jackson family presumably per Michael’s last dying words. “Make sure my ghost.. cough cough shamone! … can look at his penis…” Except now Paris Jackson hates the man Justin Bieber’s become and not just because her father died from spending his whole life trying to be white… More »
Sightings - Page 14
Yesterday, word got out that Paris Jackson attempted suicide after she was told she couldn’t go a Marilyn Manson concert. A scenario that Alice Cooper handled deftly to Extra while Marilyn Manson told TMZ yesterday that Paris has VIP treatment anytime she wants to come his shows:
After learning about the incident, Marilyn… More »
After attempting to blight the eyes of God with such creations as The Underage Armadillo Gang-Bang Will Be Televised and Hey, Remember Looney Tunes? I Turned Them Into Justin Bieber’s Dick, here’s Daniel Edwards’ latest artistic endeavor which is, at last, his true golden calf, and I’m specifically saying that because it’s a naked statue… More »
A little background: Last week, Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher was really hoping to find some clues to the Boston Marathon Bombing that would ideally show the Tsarnaev brothers were Obama’s illegitimate sons (You know black guys…) or at the very least, smuggled into the country with his Kenyan Muslim magic. So Rohrabacher enlisted the aid… More »
Justin Bieber’s already been in trouble once this year for racing his Ferrari through his gated neighborhood then spitting in the face of neighbors telling him to slow down. (It’s all about Christ’s love, y’all.) So it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s being investigated again, this time for almost plowing over children. More »
While The Pope just nullified Pascal’s wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn’t have spectacular breasts so I don’t even know why I brought it up. But Alice Eve does, so here she is on Conan where she ironically talks about… More »
Nepotism is a tricky move to pull off because it’s almost always a sure-fire way to immediately lose the trust and respect of your employees even though they’ll go to extreme lengths to hide that fact from you while secretly getting their resume ready before you can replace them with your cousin. My point is… More »
- Tom Cruise showed up to the premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness to tell J.J. Abrams the true story about the events of Star Wars: Episode VII. “Not a lot of people know this but L. Ron Hubbard invented the Force…” [Lainey Gossip]
- Brooke Mueller doesn’t want to lose custody of… More »
Hey, Farrah, how you doing?
By now your sex tape has been out for an entire business week, and you probably feel pretty awesome because everyone’s talking about you and doing interviews with you and totally believing all your horseshit.
Except they’re not, and welcome to your last remaining bits of… More »