Sightings - Page 13

Don Draper’s Back, Baby

That was supposed to be ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man.” I swear to God.

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Kirstie Alley Refused To Have ‘Fat Sex’

An allegedly 100 pounds lighter Kirstie Alley is opening up about her dramatic weight loss and how it’s improved her sex life because fat people know having sex with them is freakish and unnatural yet still happens because men will stick their penis in anything. It’s our superpower. Via The Daily Mail:

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Beyonce Wore This And Other News

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– Just follow Miranda Kerr’s lead, Bey, and all will be well. [Popoholic]

- Hugh Jackman broke a wrestler’s jaw (this is not true at all) during a publicity stunt for his movie about boxing robots. [Huffington Post]

- LeAnn Rimes thinks this fat bitch… More »

Pippa Flashed Her Knickers, She Did

Ever since we discovered her “ass” was an elaborate ruse by the British to socialize our medicine and stop us from executing black guys – Suck it, Limeys!Pippa Middleton hasn’t been on the site much lately. So here she is flashing her panties at a London Fashion Week show which has set the… More »

Who Ordered The Lindsay Ellingson? And Other News

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- Levi Johnston calls out the Palins for being media whores while whoring his book to the media. [Huffington Post]

- Steve-O broke his nose on Mike Tyson’s fist. [Dlisted]

- Sarah Jessica Parker’s terrible movies are finally turning even women who support her solely… More »

Poppy Montgomery Can Cook Without Pants On, Too

Ala Chrissy Teigen, here’s Without a Trace, and now Unforgettable, star Poppy Montgomery posing for … More »

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye

Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a… More »

What The Hell Did PETA Do To My Kelly Brook’s Face?

Here’s Kelly Brook posing for PETA as some sort of snakewoman to stop.. snake abuse? (Way too late for that. Adding… really? Snakes? We’re protecting snakes now?) And if you’re wondering why they had to Photoshop the ever-living crap out of it, that’s because PETA let resident vegetarian Bryan Adams – Yes, that Bryan Adams. More »

Nicolas Cage and The Fudgesicle Bandit

“To this day, I’ll never understand why he only left the Creamsicles… *chokes up* Can we do this another time?”

While promoting his new movie Trespass at the Toronto Film Festival, Nicolas Cage opened up about the time an intruder broke into his house and violated the sanctity of his frozen treats. Via… More »

Scarlett Johansson Has Leaked Photos Now ‘Allegedly’

Two nude leaked photos (Don’t worry, they’re censored so you won’t lose your mediocre job providing for your mediocre family. See how much I care?) alleged to be Scarlett Johansson are making the Internet rounds this morning. Although, I swear to God the butt one was passed around earlier in the year, only now it… More »

‘The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!’

Oompa Loompa, doopity doo,
I’ve got another story for you,
What do you get when you’re feeling depressed?
Turns out there’s an alien living in you,
How do I get him out of my chest?
You must buy an eMeter, you must buy an eMeter,
You must buy an…
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Blake Lively’s Hiding a Bikini Under There

Here’s Blake Lively shooting some new scenes for Savages, a movie in which her character seems to constantly wear bikinis, so I’d just like to state for the record that, yes, I wrote it. I’d get into why IMDB lists Shane Salerno and Don Winslow as the writers, but trust me when I say it’s… More »

Madonna Wouldn’t Let TIFF Volunteers Look at Her

Following on the heels of Hydrangea-Gate, Madonna was her sunny, corpse-like self again yesterday when she made volunteers at the Toronto International Film Festival stare at the fucking wall because she didn’t want them looking at her when she walked past them. No, really. The Globe and Mail reports:

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Just Because, and Other News

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- Tyler Perry earned more money than anyone in Hollywood last year. [Huffington Post]

- Tom Hardy doesn’t understand that the fake controversy about his sexuality is supposed to surface when promoting a big film, not when shooting it. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Westfeldt makes sure… More »

Jessica Alba is Lactating and Other News

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- Jessica Simpson’s stalker wrote a tell-all book about his make believe love affair with her. [Huffington Post]

- Serena Williams is “not the one.” [Dlisted]

– And she’s not the only “not the one.” Spontaneous athlete rage always makes sense, right? [Bleacher Report]
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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night and Other News

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- Oprah’s plan to keep her career alive/start up OWN begins with live-chatting on Facebook. Yup, that should do it. [Huffington Post]

– According to The National Enquirer, Will Smith is gay now, so you know it’s true. [Dlisted]

- Elisabetta Canalis on her break-up… More »

And Tara Reid Just Started World War III

Fresh off of getting drunk Tuesday night, here’s Tara Reid drunk last night where she thought it’d be an awesome idea to continually expose her midsection because apparently we don’t go to war with England enough. So hopefully they’ll start this thing now, and that way President-elect Rick Perry can try to pray our enemies… More »

Of Course There’s a Topless Amy Winehouse Memorial Statue

Taking time off from such groundbreaking works as “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez’s Love is a Goose Dick Inside an Armadillo” and “Maple Bieber Wiener: A Looney Tunes Retrospective,” artist Daniel Edwards has now drawn up plans for a Amy Winehouse bust at the behest of some British people he met on Facebook. (Read: Voices… More »

Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is Fancy and Other News

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- Dave Grohl still wants Ryan Murphy to go fuck himself. [Huffington Post]

- Anderson Cooper is a never-nude. [Dlisted]

- Scarlett Johansson is singing for Moet now. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]

- Olivia Munn is wearing out her welcome with dresses like… More »

Ali Lohan Looks Healthy

In all the hustle and bustle of watching Lindsay Lohan flagrantly wave her freckle flaps at the court system, we forget that there’s a young, impressionable girl who’s been living with her/standing ready with an adrenaline needle for the past four years now because Dina Lohan prefers a more Laissez faire style of parenting that… More »

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