Blake Lively’s Hiding a Bikini Under There

The Superficial | September 13, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Here’s Blake Lively shooting some new scenes for Savages, a movie in which her character seems to constantly wear bikinis, so I’d just like to state for the record that, yes, I wrote it. I’d get into why IMDB lists Shane Salerno and Don Winslow as the writers, but trust me when I say it’s… More »

Madonna Wouldn’t Let TIFF Volunteers Look at Her

The Superficial | September 13, 2011 - 1:56 pm

Following on the heels of Hydrangea-Gate, Madonna was her sunny, corpse-like self again yesterday when she made volunteers at the Toronto International Film Festival stare at the fucking wall because she didn’t want them looking at her when she walked past them. No, really. The Globe and Mail reports:
It was a bit of a… More »

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Just Because, and Other News

Photo Boy | September 13, 2011 - 1:55 pm

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- Tyler Perry earned more money than anyone in Hollywood last year. [Huffington Post]
- Tom Hardy doesn’t understand that the fake controversy about his sexuality is supposed to surface when promoting a big film, not when shooting it. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Westfeldt makes sure Jon Hamm’s penis is free and… More »

Jessica Alba is Lactating and Other News

Photo Boy | September 12, 2011 - 12:50 pm

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- Jessica Simpson’s stalker wrote a tell-all book about his make believe love affair with her. [Huffington Post]
- Serena Williams is “not the one.” [Dlisted]
– And she’s not the only “not the one.” Spontaneous athlete rage always makes sense, right? [Bleacher Report]
- George Clooney drank Brangelina under… More »

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night and Other News

Photo Boy | September 9, 2011 - 1:33 pm

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- Oprah’s plan to keep her career alive/start up OWN begins with live-chatting on Facebook. Yup, that should do it. [Huffington Post]
– According to The National Enquirer, Will Smith is gay now, so you know it’s true. [Dlisted]
- Elisabetta Canalis on her break-up with George Clooney: “He no like-a… More »

And Tara Reid Just Started World War III

The Superficial | September 8, 2011 - 3:07 pm

Fresh off of getting drunk Tuesday night, here’s Tara Reid drunk last night where she thought it’d be an awesome idea to continually expose her midsection because apparently we don’t go to war with England enough. So hopefully they’ll start this thing now, and that way President-elect Rick Perry can try to pray our enemies… More »

Of Course There’s a Topless Amy Winehouse Memorial Statue

The Superficial | September 8, 2011 - 12:47 pm

Taking time off from such groundbreaking works as “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez’s Love is a Goose Dick Inside an Armadillo” and “Maple Bieber Wiener: A Looney Tunes Retrospective,” artist Daniel Edwards has now drawn up plans for a Amy Winehouse bust at the behest of some British people he met on Facebook. (Read: Voices… More »

Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is Fancy and Other News

Photo Boy | September 8, 2011 - 12:10 pm

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- Dave Grohl still wants Ryan Murphy to go fuck himself. [Huffington Post]
- Anderson Cooper is a never-nude. [Dlisted]
- Scarlett Johansson is singing for Moet now. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]
- Olivia Munn is wearing out her welcome with dresses like this. [Hollywood Tuna]
– But 1998’s Miss… More »

Ali Lohan Looks Healthy

The Superficial | September 7, 2011 - 2:42 pm

In all the hustle and bustle of watching Lindsay Lohan flagrantly wave her freckle flaps at the court system, we forget that there’s a young, impressionable girl who’s been living with her/standing ready with an adrenaline needle for the past four years now because Dina Lohan prefers a more Laissez faire style of parenting that… More »

Chris Brown Just Came

The Superficial | September 2, 2011 - 1:45 pm

Here’s Glee’s Heather Morris posing for Tyler Shields which a lot of people are claiming promotes domestic violence instead of the more sensible route of just saying, “Wow, this is shitty art.” E! News reports:
“In no way were we promoting domestic violence. We wanted to do a bruised-up Barbie shoot and that’s exactly what… More »

Marc Anthony Doesn’t Know Jennifer Lopez is Spreading The Cheating Rumors

The Superficial | September 1, 2011 - 11:53 am

“Marc, it’s okay. Now, tell us where her butt touched you.”
In his first post-divorce interview, Marc Anthony says absolutely nothing interesting at all except that his split from Jennifer Lopez wasn’t “sensationalistic” and that he doesn’t know where all these rumors come from. Probably because he still loves Jennifer making him blind to the… More »

Kendra Wilkinson’s Breasts Hosted a Pool Party and Other News

Photo Boy | August 30, 2011 - 1:10 pm

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- Julie Bowen is trying to destroy her twins’ lives by embarrassment. [Huffington Post]
– Meet the star-studded new cast of Dancing With The Stars. [Dlisted]
- Matt Damon thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is the greatest actress he’s ever worked with. [Lainey Gossip]
- Gwen Stefani is doing this as poorly as… More »

JWoww’s New Face is Breathtaking

The Superficial | August 29, 2011 - 4:07 pm

What you’re looking at is JWoww hosting at PURE Nightclub on Friday with her new face that she wants people to believe is simply the result of routine weight loss through diet and exercise and not plastic surgery which is an interesting thing for someone whose thighs I could live off of for the winter… More »

Remember When Britney Spears and Madonna Made Out? Lady GaGa Did

The Superficial | August 29, 2011 - 11:55 am

For those of you lucky enough to lead healthy, productive lives full of purpose and meaning, the MTV VMAs were last night, Lady Gaga dressed like Ralph Macchio and Richard Lewis love-child the entire time and referred to herself as Jo Calderone during stand-up sets that made you want to snort the Hantavirus. Now, for… More »

You’ll Believe A Woman-Beater Can Fly

The Superficial | August 29, 2011 - 9:55 am

Thanks to a fanbase of young girls who are all too eager to accept that a woman has it coming to earn the favor of their beloved idol, Chris Brown was invited to perform on last night’s VMAs where someone thought it’d be an awesome idea to make him fly. Because that’s what’s missing from… More »

Sinead O’Connor is Really Horny

The Superficial | August 26, 2011 - 1:50 pm

“Why aren’t you a penis?! ARRRGGHHH!!”
Sinead O’Connor looks like this now, so keep that in mind as you read the personal ad she posted to her blog over the weekend that people are only just now catching onto because, honestly, we all thought she was dead. I posted the full text after the cut… More »

Britney Spears Wanted To Be a Teacher

The Superficial | August 26, 2011 - 1:45 pm

Back in March, Britney Spears told Out that she wanted to be a lawyer when she grows up, but those answers were provided via e-mail (Read: By a publicist.), so here she is doing a phone interview with Popjustice where she says she would’ve been a teacher if she didn’t become a popstar because she… More »

Jersey Shore’s Deena Banged A Chick

The Superficial | August 25, 2011 - 2:40 pm

Welcome to the Sex Buffet. Population: Ladies.
While filming in Italy, Jersey Shore’s Deena somehow managed to hook up with a chick The Situation brought home for himself, so I think it’s safe to say these kids are carting home cadavers now. That’s the only explanation here. Via Us Magazine:
Unfortunately for 24-year-old Cortese, her… More »

‘I Demand Kelly Brook on a Cycle!’ The Mayor of London Said, And So It Was

The Superficial | August 25, 2011 - 1:55 pm

“And be sure she peeps me tackle- Oh, very good.”
Because the British are an adorable nation of chimney sweeps and street urchins with a keen mastery of politics, the mayor of London launched his new Sky Ride today and per Parliamentary custom he demanded a pair of giant knockers preside over the day’s festivities. More »

This Is Why No One Likes Atheists

The Superficial | August 25, 2011 - 1:21 pm

Nope. Nothing pretentious here.
Photo: Splash NewsMore »

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