Taylor Lautner Wants To Know Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout and Other News

Photo Boy | September 30, 2011 - 9:00 am

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- Steve Carell is taking a not-at-all cliche dramatic turn with his acting. [Huffington Post]
– STOP THE PRESSES! Zahara got her ears pierced. (Read: Brad and Angelina are getting married.) [Dlisted]
- Penn Badgley is keeping it warm for Michael Fassbender. [Lainey Gossip]
- Cameron Diaz hot-looking photos that can… More »

Chris Brown Allegedly Had Gay Sex With Martyn, Leaked DMs Allegedly Allege

The Superficial | September 29, 2011 - 12:20 pm

“Alright, now lower me into his anus!”

One of the theories regarding the night Chris Brown beat Rihanna and left her for dead is that she peeped his phone and found out he was having sex with dudes not his manager. And to further that theory, here comes another round of alleged leaked… More »

Jennifer Aniston Should Probably Stay Out of Ireland and Other News

Photo Boy | September 27, 2011 - 1:40 pm

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- The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2011 [Complex]
- Bruno Mars is now the soundtrack to the deflowering of your teenage daughter. [Huffington Post]
– Lesbians aren’t allowed to make out on Southwest flights. No, really. [Dlisted]
- Ashton Kutcher is ready to stop sticking his penis into the dustbowl… More »

The Irish Made Rihanna Cover Up

The Superficial | September 27, 2011 - 12:47 pm

If you clicked through yesterday’s The Crap We Missed, you might have noticed Rihanna shooting a video in Ireland wearing what appears to be a bikini made out of red bandanas. Turns out the farmer who owns the field also noticed and found his Christian sensibilities to be offended. BBC News reports:
“I thought it… More »

It’s Nancy Grace’s Nipple. Hot Dog.

The Superficial | September 27, 2011 - 11:59 am

While Christians lost their shit over Chaz Bono’s mere presence on Dancing With The Stars being an affront to God and a harassment of traditional family values, no one kept an eye on Nancy Grace who gave viewers an eyeful of her nipple last night. Legend says it emerged solely to utter the words, “Casey… More »

Remember When I Said Leelee Sobieski Looked Hot? About That…

The Superficial | September 27, 2011 - 11:09 am

Back in July, Leelee Sobieski was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus ofMore »

We Get It, Jennifer Lopez. You’re Single.

The Superficial | September 26, 2011 - 3:37 pm

Fresh off of pretending Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors are tripping over themselves to sample her pollo fundido – I almost said enchilada, but it just seemed racist. – here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeartRadio Festival in Vegas over the weekend where she also agreed to a paid appearance at PURE nightclub. Because apparently the… More »

Lindsay Lohan Actually Found Work

The Superficial | September 26, 2011 - 1:15 pm

When Lindsay Lohan went to Milan instead of completing her community service, the last thing I expected her to do was find any type of work that doesn’t (explicitly) involve pleasuring married, wealthy businessmen. Or “marks,” as Dina calls them. Anyway, here’s Lindsay modelling for German designer Philipp Plein who actually stared deep into theMore »

Kim Delaney Really Respects The Troops

The Superficial | September 23, 2011 - 1:15 pm

Army Wives star Kim Delaney was invited to the Liberty Medal Award presentation for former defense secretary Robert Gates last night where she felt it’d be best to honor the brave men and women fighting for our freedom by being drunk and/or high as shit while conflating her fictional role on Army Wives with their… More »

Don Draper’s Back, Baby

The Superficial | September 23, 2011 - 10:38 am

That was supposed to be ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man.” I swear to God.
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Kirstie Alley Refused To Have ‘Fat Sex’

The Superficial | September 22, 2011 - 12:40 pm

An allegedly 100 pounds lighter Kirstie Alley is opening up about her dramatic weight loss and how it’s improved her sex life because fat people know having sex with them is freakish and unnatural yet still happens because men will stick their penis in anything. It’s our superpower. Via The Daily Mail:
The former DancingMore »

Beyonce Wore This And Other News

Photo Boy | September 22, 2011 - 12:39 pm

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– Just follow Miranda Kerr’s lead, Bey, and all will be well. [Popoholic]
- Hugh Jackman broke a wrestler’s jaw (this is not true at all) during a publicity stunt for his movie about boxing robots. [Huffington Post]
- LeAnn Rimes thinks this fat bitch could really work on the abs… More »

Pippa Flashed Her Knickers, She Did

The Superficial | September 22, 2011 - 12:02 pm

Ever since we discovered her “ass” was an elaborate ruse by the British to socialize our medicine and stop us from executing black guys – Suck it, Limeys!Pippa Middleton hasn’t been on the site much lately. So here she is flashing her panties at a London Fashion Week show which has set the… More »

Who Ordered The Lindsay Ellingson? And Other News

Photo Boy | September 21, 2011 - 10:55 am

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- Levi Johnston calls out the Palins for being media whores while whoring his book to the media. [Huffington Post]
- Steve-O broke his nose on Mike Tyson’s fist. [Dlisted]
- Sarah Jessica Parker’s terrible movies are finally turning even women who support her solely because she’s unattractive, yet inexplicably famous… More »

Poppy Montgomery Can Cook Without Pants On, Too

The Superficial | September 20, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Ala Chrissy Teigen, here’s Without a Trace, and now Unforgettable, star Poppy Montgomery posing for… More »

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye

Adam | September 16, 2011 - 1:06 pm

Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a… More »

What The Hell Did PETA Do To My Kelly Brook’s Face?

The Superficial | September 15, 2011 - 1:34 pm

Here’s Kelly Brook posing for PETA as some sort of snakewoman to stop.. snake abuse? (Way too late for that. Adding… really? Snakes? We’re protecting snakes now?) And if you’re wondering why they had to Photoshop the ever-living crap out of it, that’s because PETA let resident vegetarian Bryan Adams – Yes, that Bryan Adams. More »

Nicolas Cage and The Fudgesicle Bandit

The Superficial | September 15, 2011 - 10:23 am

“To this day, I’ll never understand why he only left the Creamsicles… *chokes up* Can we do this another time?”
While promoting his new movie Trespass at the Toronto Film Festival, Nicolas Cage opened up about the time an intruder broke into his house and violated the sanctity of his frozen treats. Via Huffington Post:… More »

Scarlett Johansson Has Leaked Photos Now ‘Allegedly’

The Superficial | September 14, 2011 - 12:24 pm

Two nude leaked photos (Don’t worry, they’re censored so you won’t lose your mediocre job providing for your mediocre family. See how much I care?) alleged to be Scarlett Johansson are making the Internet rounds this morning. Although, I swear to God the butt one was passed around earlier in the year, only now it… More »

‘The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!’

The Superficial | September 14, 2011 - 10:59 am

Oompa Loompa, doopity doo,
I’ve got another story for you,
What do you get when you’re feeling depressed?
Turns out there’s an alien living in you,
How do I get him out of my chest?
You must buy an eMeter, you must buy an eMeter,
You must buy an… e… meterrrrrrr…
Oompa Loompa, doopityyyyy DOOOOOO!!!!
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