‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

The Superficial | October 11, 2011 - 11:54 am

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck. – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of… More »

Rihanna is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Also, Naked.

The Superficial | October 11, 2011 - 10:04 am

Here’s Rihanna posing nude for the November issue of Esquire where she’s earned the coveted title of Sexiest Woman Alive 2011. And while they don’t specifically spell it out in the interview, just assume it’s because of the 24-hour butt sex jamboree/Barbadian rum mixer. Esquire’s fancy like that.

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Justin Bieber Wasn’t At The Michael Jackson Tribute? C’mon!

The Superficial | October 10, 2011 - 9:54 am

Boy, Prince Michael looks just like his father. (His dad’s Ted from Hey Dude, right?)

While planning the Michael Jackson Forever Tribute concert in South Wales Saturday night, someone forgot to invite Justin Bieber essentially making the entire production a massive piss on the man’s grave. Because if there’s one thing Michael would’ve… More »

Brandi Glanville: ‘Divorce Drove Me to Booze and Wiener.’

Photo Boy | October 4, 2011 - 10:30 am

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As her ex-husband and destroyer of body image, Eddie Cibrian’s, show takes the epic ratings dump that all hackneyed Mad Men ripoffs eventually will, Brandi Glanville took to the airwaves to discuss how she handled being replaced by a carbon, if not slightly crazier copy of herself. RadarOnline reports:… More »

Pippa Middleton Wore This and Other News

The Superficial | October 3, 2011 - 12:48 pm

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- Arrested Development is coming back. Not sure if everyone’s heard. [Huffington Post]

- Russell Brand is the premier practical jokester of the international travel practical jokesters. [Dlisted]

- Kelly Brook should have played Indy’s son. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr is back… More »

Martyn Confirms Gay Sex With Chris Brown, Tells Him To Come Out

The Superficial | September 30, 2011 - 10:16 am

“Too many men in audience.. must stop.. pelvic thrusting…”

Yesterday, allegedly leaked DMs between Chris Brown and R&B singer Martyn revealed the two allegedly had some kind of butt sex with Chris Brown being on the receiving end as almost everyone suspected. While the authenticity of the screencaps have been questioned, Martyn has… More »

This Kristen Stewart ‘Snow White’ Movie Looks Alright All Of A Sudden

The Superficial | September 30, 2011 - 9:38 am

Mmm… pale, mumbling emo cleavage.

Here’s Kristen Stewart on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday which apparently is going to feature medieval boobery along with all those other pics of her running around in knight’s armor. Also it looks like her breasts have the power to heal horses, so I… More »

Everyone’s A Vampire From The Civil War

The Superficial | September 30, 2011 - 9:03 am

Apparently this is going to be the new Internet fad, so here’s another one of those historical time-traveling vampire photos, this time featuring John Travolta. Although I’m not a sucker for the liberal media’s lies and know this is just time-traveling Nicolas Cage wearing John Travolta’s face so he can bang his wife and let’s… More »

Taylor Lautner Wants To Know Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout and Other News

Photo Boy | September 30, 2011 - 9:00 am

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- Steve Carell is taking a not-at-all cliche dramatic turn with his acting. [Huffington Post]

– STOP THE PRESSES! Zahara got her ears pierced. (Read: Brad and Angelina are getting married.) [Dlisted]

- Penn Badgley is keeping it warm for Michael Fassbender. [Lainey Gossip]
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Chris Brown Allegedly Had Gay Sex With Martyn, Leaked DMs Allegedly Allege

The Superficial | September 29, 2011 - 12:20 pm

“Alright, now lower me into his anus!”

One of the theories regarding the night Chris Brown beat Rihanna and left her for dead is that she peeped his phone and found out he was having sex with dudes not his manager. And to further that theory, here comes another round of alleged leaked… More »

Jennifer Aniston Should Probably Stay Out of Ireland and Other News

Photo Boy | September 27, 2011 - 1:40 pm

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- The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2011 [Complex]

- Bruno Mars is now the soundtrack to the deflowering of your teenage daughter. [Huffington Post]

– Lesbians aren’t allowed to make out on Southwest flights. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is ready… More »

The Irish Made Rihanna Cover Up

The Superficial | September 27, 2011 - 12:47 pm

If you clicked through yesterday’s The Crap We Missed, you might have noticed Rihanna shooting a video in Ireland wearing what appears to be a bikini made out of red bandanas. Turns out the farmer who owns the field also noticed and found his Christian sensibilities to be offended. BBC News reports:

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It’s Nancy Grace’s Nipple. Hot Dog.

The Superficial | September 27, 2011 - 11:59 am

While Christians lost their shit over Chaz Bono’s mere presence on Dancing With The Stars being an affront to God and a harassment of traditional family values, no one kept an eye on Nancy Grace who gave viewers an eyeful of her nipple last night. Legend says it emerged solely to utter the words, “Casey… More »

Remember When I Said Leelee Sobieski Looked Hot? About That…

The Superficial | September 27, 2011 - 11:09 am

Back in July, Leelee Sobieski was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus ofMore »

We Get It, Jennifer Lopez. You’re Single.

The Superficial | September 26, 2011 - 3:37 pm

Fresh off of pretending Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors are tripping over themselves to sample her pollo fundido – I almost said enchilada, but it just seemed racist. – here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeartRadio Festival in Vegas over the weekend where she also agreed to a paid appearance at PURE nightclub. Because apparently the… More »

Lindsay Lohan Actually Found Work

The Superficial | September 26, 2011 - 1:15 pm

When Lindsay Lohan went to Milan instead of completing her community service, the last thing I expected her to do was find any type of work that doesn’t (explicitly) involve pleasuring married, wealthy businessmen. Or “marks,” as Dina calls them. Anyway, here’s Lindsay modelling for German designer Philipp Plein who actually stared deep into theMore »

Kim Delaney Really Respects The Troops

The Superficial | September 23, 2011 - 1:15 pm

Army Wives star Kim Delaney was invited to the Liberty Medal Award presentation for former defense secretary Robert Gates last night where she felt it’d be best to honor the brave men and women fighting for our freedom by being drunk and/or high as shit while conflating her fictional role on Army Wives with their… More »

Don Draper’s Back, Baby

The Superficial | September 23, 2011 - 10:38 am

That was supposed to be ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man.” I swear to God.

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Kirstie Alley Refused To Have ‘Fat Sex’

The Superficial | September 22, 2011 - 12:40 pm

An allegedly 100 pounds lighter Kirstie Alley is opening up about her dramatic weight loss and how it’s improved her sex life because fat people know having sex with them is freakish and unnatural yet still happens because men will stick their penis in anything. It’s our superpower. Via The Daily Mail:

The… More »

Beyonce Wore This And Other News

Photo Boy | September 22, 2011 - 12:39 pm

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– Just follow Miranda Kerr’s lead, Bey, and all will be well. [Popoholic]

- Hugh Jackman broke a wrestler’s jaw (this is not true at all) during a publicity stunt for his movie about boxing robots. [Huffington Post]

- LeAnn Rimes thinks this fat bitch… More »

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