Sightings - Page 12

George Clooney Got Engaged

“Mr. Clooney, you’re aware that marriage means no new vagina, correct?
“I’m sorry, you said what now?”

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I guess today is going to just be crazy old white guys be crazy day with the news that George Clooney got engaged to Amal Alamuddin. Here’s as close… More »


Katy Perry Did Jewface

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If you’re like me, and you’ve always wondered what would happen if the creators of Jackass got drunk, had unprotected sex with the creators of Punk’d, then decided to abort the hellspawn they produced, then you’re in luck, because Katy Perry’s new video for her song ‘Birthday’ is that… More »


Lindsay Lohan Is Broke (Again)

Back in July, Oprah paid Lindsay Lohan $2 million to appear on a reality show that accurately portrays her as the fuck up she is. So the fact that I’m writing this post almost nine months later instead of the very next day is a miracle in and of itself. I’m man enough to admit… More »


Here’s What People In ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Might Look Like And/Or Punch

Makes you wonder how much faster her sisters could’ve killed Heath Ledger with all that power, doesn’t it? I know.

When you own an entire network like Disney does, you can use it whenever you want to shamelessly pimp your products however and whenever you want. Which is exactly what Disney did last… More »


Our Long National Lena Dunham Naked Nightmare Might Be Over

“Wait. Did a bounty hunter just pull a thermal detonator on someone who wouldn’t pay 50,000 for a Wookiee? If so, I’m gonna queef.”

Because sometimes it’s fun to dress The Penquin in fancy dresses and take his picture, Lena Dunham is the cover interview for the April issue of Glamour where she… More »


Vadgity Chipmunk’s Hee-Haw Hootenanny!

Because it apparently takes 24 hours to edit Miley Cyrus twerking on a horse, here’s her MTV Unplugged performance with Madonna that aired last night. And if anyone wants to start throwing around the word “demonic,” maybe start here because as soon as I finished watching this, a faceless baby floated in front of me… More »


Aw, Shit, Here Comes The Hardest Motherf*cker On The Planet

When you hire a lawyer like Roy Black who famously helped William Kennedy Smith duck rape charges in 1991, so I have no idea why Justin Bieber would have his number on hand, none at all, you should probably be very concerned if he doesn’t tell you to roll down your fucking sleeves and stop… More »


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