Kate Gosselin Really Wants You To See Where 8 Babies Came From and Other News

Photo Boy | January 20, 2012 - 11:30 am

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- Yoga Pants: Side-eying men into divorce since 1973. [theCHIVE]

– Exhibit A: Mila Kunis. [Hollywood Tuna]

– I think what David Lynch is trying to say here is he likes coffee. [Huffington Post]

- Dane Cook acted like a douchecanoe. What strange… More »

So Katy Perry Was The Sex Addict?

The Superficial | January 19, 2012 - 5:29 pm

“Who’s cheating now, Dr. Jones?!”

When Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage fell apart, you’d just assume he’d be the first one to fly off to Southeast Asia and drown his sorrows in their world-famous sex industry. *tips hat at Anthony Bourdain* Turns out all those stories about Katy being the out-of-control oneMore »

Michael Fassbender Should Wear Tighter Jeans And Other News

Photo Boy | January 19, 2012 - 12:15 pm

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- Stacey Dash’s Twitter account should be enough for Congress to kill SOPA. [theCHIVE]

– On the other hand, JLo’s might screw me out of a job where I don’t have to wear pants. [TooFab]

- Jon Voight doesn’t understand how adoption works. [Huffington Post]… More »

Hello Again, Vanessa Hudgens, and Other News

Photo Boy | January 18, 2012 - 11:15 am

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– This would’ve been a link to theCHIVE rife with boobage. Damn you, principled stands! [theCHIVE]

- Kristin Wiig would really, really love to stop talking about Bridesmaids 2. [Huffington Post]

- Jay-Z might also want to consider removing the word “hypocrite” from his vocabulary… More »

Justin & The Dancing Dick-Speaker Robot

The Superficial | January 12, 2012 - 12:05 pm

“It just sort of came to me in a dream, you know? ‘Where would Michael want kids to hear music from the most?’ And I think we nailed it.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast NewsMore »

Hilary Duff is HUGE and Other News

Photo Boy | December 12, 2011 - 12:15 pm

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– Remember that time Chris Rock said racism was almost over? He should have a look at this. [BuzzFeed]

- George Takei takes a dump on Twilight. [Huffington Post]

- Alec Baldwin destroys the record for the longest-running Facebook app commercial. [Dlisted]

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Leonardo DiCaprio Bangs This and Other News

Photo Boy | November 22, 2011 - 12:00 pm

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- Chelsea Handler proves that women will get jealous over other people’s shitty marriages. I’m as shocked as you are. (I’m not.) [Huffington Post]

- Lindsay Lohan probably wasn’t the best choice for a baby-sitter. [Dlisted]

- Katherine Heigl’s bitch-face had a pair of friendlies… More »

Kim Kardashian Can’t Go On, You Guys

The Superficial | November 3, 2011 - 12:35 pm

“Wait. You’re wich ’cause a boy peed on you? — Keep the autogwaph.”

Kim Kardashian is so distraught over her divorce – “I barely even had time to do an evil laugh about all the money I scammed,” I like to believe she said. – that she had no choice but to cancel… More »

Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too

The Superficial | November 2, 2011 - 1:03 pm

Remember how everyone was getting pregnant at the same time? Well, now it’s divorces except somehow not involving the people who just had babies which doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, Zooey Deschanel has called it quits with Death Cab For Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, according to Us Magazine:

Just two years after tying… More »

Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man

The Superficial | November 1, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis:

I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!

I don’t want to… More »

Alright, Who Gave Britney Spears Roids?

The Superficial | October 28, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Here’s Britney Spears performing in London last night where on top of a protein-heavy diet so she can continue playing linebacker for the Rams, someone clearly thought it’d be a great idea to combine her retard strength with a steady intake of steroids. Because once you see an entire McDonald’s cracked in half for not… More »

Usher Parks In Handicap Spot, Gets Ass Handed To Him By Middle-Aged Woman

The Superficial | October 28, 2011 - 10:40 am

Because you have to get there early or all the Mr. Goodbars are gone, Usher stopped by the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade in Atlanta over the weekend where he thought it’d be kosher to park in a handicap spot. Turns out middle-aged women in the south don’t take kindly to that and will physically… More »

Snooki Wrote Another Book. Of Course.

The Superficial | October 26, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Following up on the New York Times bestselling success of A Shore Thing – Those words just happened. – Snooki is currently promoting her latest book Confessions of a Guidette where she enriches readers’ lives by inviting them to join the “Snooki Style Revolution.” So for your edification, here are some nuggets of wisdom from… More »

Jennifer Lopez ‘Broke Down’ On Stage

The Superficial | October 24, 2011 - 12:05 pm

While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you read what led up to her “emotional breakdown.” People reports:

Lopez, 42, then launched into “Until It Beats… More »

A Moving Van Was Outside Ashton & Demi’s House. Poop Yourselves.

The Superficial | October 14, 2011 - 12:20 pm

Coming on the heels of Ashton Kutcher tenderly goosing Sara Leal without a condom on, a moving van has been spotted out his house which clearly means Demi Moore is kicking him out and or getting out herself. That or they’re very rich and throw away couches like tissues. Who’s to say?

In… More »

Wow, Mischa Barton Really Needs Money

The Superficial | October 11, 2011 - 1:59 pm

Here’s Mischa Barton posing with a raw steak in her mouth for photographer Tyler Shields who I’m starting to notice loves working with washed up drug addicts and probably for reasons exactly like this:

TYLER: Hey, Lindsay, wanna make 20 bu-
TYLER: Perfect. *wheels out Porta-John full of veal*More »

‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

The Superficial | October 11, 2011 - 11:54 am

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck. – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of… More »

Rihanna is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Also, Naked.

The Superficial | October 11, 2011 - 10:04 am

Here’s Rihanna posing nude for the November issue of Esquire where she’s earned the coveted title of Sexiest Woman Alive 2011. And while they don’t specifically spell it out in the interview, just assume it’s because of the 24-hour butt sex jamboree/Barbadian rum mixer. Esquire’s fancy like that.

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Justin Bieber Wasn’t At The Michael Jackson Tribute? C’mon!

The Superficial | October 10, 2011 - 9:54 am

Boy, Prince Michael looks just like his father. (His dad’s Ted from Hey Dude, right?)

While planning the Michael Jackson Forever Tribute concert in South Wales Saturday night, someone forgot to invite Justin Bieber essentially making the entire production a massive piss on the man’s grave. Because if there’s one thing Michael would’ve… More »

Brandi Glanville: ‘Divorce Drove Me to Booze and Wiener.’

Photo Boy | October 4, 2011 - 10:30 am

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As her ex-husband and destroyer of body image, Eddie Cibrian’s, show takes the epic ratings dump that all hackneyed Mad Men ripoffs eventually will, Brandi Glanville took to the airwaves to discuss how she handled being replaced by a carbon, if not slightly crazier copy of herself. RadarOnline reports:… More »

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