Adele Looks Different

By: The Superficial / February 14, 2012

Here’s Adele on the March cover of Vogue where you’ll be surprised to learn she’s a svelte, thin-faced, large-breasted model unlike whoever the hell this impostor is at the Grammys. Nice try, pregnant Gillian Anderson.

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Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis

By: The Superficial / February 8, 2012

And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that?

I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant cock costumes for her amusement. So basically she’s a really,… More »

Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News

By: Photo Boy / February 8, 2012

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- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t want you to forget Valentine’s Day. [theCHIVE]

Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke knows that Sparkledick > Terrible Plot. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Aniston is so annoyed by the Brangelina feud rumors that she brought them up again in an interview. [Dlisted]… More »

M.I.A. Has A Middle Finger. Oh, And Something About Madonna, It’s Not Really Important

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2012

In case you haven’t heard by now, America once again found its delicate sensibilities in a bunch when M.I.A. flipped off the camera for all of .005 seconds (after the jump) during last night’s Super Bowl halftime show which I’m only acknowledging for the simple fact that absolutely no one is talking about Madonna who… More »

Madonna On Lady GaGa: ‘She’s No Britney Spears’

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2012

“I guess if GaGa were to have kids, I’d probably devour them or convert them to a life of serving my dark arts, but can we talk about me now? I’m kind of great.”

Apparently Madonna’s giving 800 interviews these days – Presumably to lay waste to Gwyneth Paltrow’s measly one. “Ha! Harper’sMore »

I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2012

In the March issue of Glamour, Amanda Seyfried sets the record straight that she did NOT bang Justin Timberlake and then takes it one step further by basically outing him which is the only way to read this:

Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to… More »

Bar Refaeli Does Italian TV and Other News

By: Photo Boy / January 31, 2012

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- Thigh-High Socks that if you’re looking at, you’re missing the show. [theCHIVE]

- Chronicle is this generation’s The Blair Witch Project. [Huffington Post]

- Fran Drescher represented our species to aliens. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Rooney Mara stole Blake Lively’s job. [LaineyMore »

Christina Aguilera Sings Until Somebody Menstruates. Mostly Her.

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2012

“A whooa-oooaa-whoooaaa why don’t you ever have an opinion about curtains, you assho-ooh-whoo-ole!”

Christina Aguilera performed at Etta James’ memorial service Saturday night and honored the late singer in the classiest way possible if classy means flashing your tits and letting menstrual blood slowly trickle down your leg because you’re a witch hellbent… More »

Kate Gosselin Really Wants You To See Where 8 Babies Came From and Other News

By: Photo Boy / January 20, 2012

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- Yoga Pants: Side-eying men into divorce since 1973. [theCHIVE]

– Exhibit A: Mila Kunis. [Hollywood Tuna]

– I think what David Lynch is trying to say here is he likes coffee. [Huffington Post]

- Dane Cook acted like a douchecanoe. What strange… More »

So Katy Perry Was The Sex Addict?

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2012

“Who’s cheating now, Dr. Jones?!”

When Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage fell apart, you’d just assume he’d be the first one to fly off to Southeast Asia and drown his sorrows in their world-famous sex industry. *tips hat at Anthony Bourdain* Turns out all those stories about Katy being the out-of-control oneMore »

Michael Fassbender Should Wear Tighter Jeans And Other News

By: Photo Boy / January 19, 2012

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- Stacey Dash’s Twitter account should be enough for Congress to kill SOPA. [theCHIVE]

– On the other hand, JLo’s might screw me out of a job where I don’t have to wear pants. [TooFab]

- Jon Voight doesn’t understand how adoption works. [Huffington Post]… More »

Hello Again, Vanessa Hudgens, and Other News

By: Photo Boy / January 18, 2012

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– This would’ve been a link to theCHIVE rife with boobage. Damn you, principled stands! [theCHIVE]

- Kristin Wiig would really, really love to stop talking about Bridesmaids 2. [Huffington Post]

- Jay-Z might also want to consider removing the word “hypocrite” from his vocabulary… More »

Justin & The Dancing Dick-Speaker Robot

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2012

“It just sort of came to me in a dream, you know? ‘Where would Michael want kids to hear music from the most?’ And I think we nailed it.”

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Hilary Duff is HUGE and Other News

By: Photo Boy / December 12, 2011

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– Remember that time Chris Rock said racism was almost over? He should have a look at this. [BuzzFeed]

- George Takei takes a dump on Twilight. [Huffington Post]

- Alec Baldwin destroys the record for the longest-running Facebook app commercial. [Dlisted]

-… More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Bangs This and Other News

By: Photo Boy / November 22, 2011

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- Chelsea Handler proves that women will get jealous over other people’s shitty marriages. I’m as shocked as you are. (I’m not.) [Huffington Post]

- Lindsay Lohan probably wasn’t the best choice for a baby-sitter. [Dlisted]

- Katherine Heigl’s bitch-face had a pair of friendlie… More »

Kim Kardashian Can’t Go On, You Guys

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2011

“Wait. You’re wich ’cause a boy peed on you? — Keep the autogwaph.”

Kim Kardashian is so distraught over her divorce – “I barely even had time to do an evil laugh about all the money I scammed,” I like to believe she said. – that she had no choice but to cancel… More »

Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too

By: The Superficial / November 2, 2011

Remember how everyone was getting pregnant at the same time? Well, now it’s divorces except somehow not involving the people who just had babies which doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, Zooey Deschanel has called it quits with Death Cab For Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, according to Us Magazine:

Just two years after tying… More »

Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2011

Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis:

I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!

I don’t want to… More »

Alright, Who Gave Britney Spears Roids?

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2011

Here’s Britney Spears performing in London last night where on top of a protein-heavy diet so she can continue playing linebacker for the Rams, someone clearly thought it’d be a great idea to combine her retard strength with a steady intake of steroids. Because once you see an entire McDonald’s cracked in half for not… More »

Usher Parks In Handicap Spot, Gets Ass Handed To Him By Middle-Aged Woman

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2011

Because you have to get there early or all the Mr. Goodbars are gone, Usher stopped by the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade in Atlanta over the weekend where he thought it’d be kosher to park in a handicap spot. Turns out middle-aged women in the south don’t take kindly to that and will physically… More »

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