Sightings

Alexander Skarsgard Went To Toy Fair. Why Not?

The Superficial / February 14, 2012

“If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your… More »


Adele Looks Different

The Superficial / February 14, 2012

Here’s Adele on the March cover of Vogue where you’ll be surprised to learn she’s a svelte, thin-faced, large-breasted model unlike whoever the hell this impostor is at the Grammys. Nice try, pregnant Gillian Anderson.

Photoshop: Is There Anything It Can’t Do?


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Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis

The Superficial / February 8, 2012

And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that?
I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant cock costumes for her amusement. So basically she’s a really, really shitty… More »


Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News

Photo Boy / February 8, 2012

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- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t want you to forget Valentine’s Day. [theCHIVE]
Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke knows that Sparkledick > Terrible Plot. [Huffington Post]
- Jennifer Aniston is so annoyed by the Brangelina feud rumors that she brought them up again in an interview. [Dlisted]
- JLo and that gay au… More »


M.I.A. Has A Middle Finger. Oh, And Something About Madonna, It’s Not Really Important

The Superficial / February 6, 2012

In case you haven’t heard by now, America once again found its delicate sensibilities in a bunch when M.I.A. flipped off the camera for all of .005 seconds (after the jump) during last night’s Super Bowl halftime show which I’m only acknowledging for the simple fact that absolutely no one is talking about Madonna who… More »


Madonna On Lady GaGa: ‘She’s No Britney Spears’

The Superficial / February 3, 2012

“I guess if GaGa were to have kids, I’d probably devour them or convert them to a life of serving my dark arts, but can we talk about me now? I’m kind of great.”
Apparently Madonna’s giving 800 interviews these days – Presumably to lay waste to Gwyneth Paltrow’s measly one. “Ha! Harper’s Bazaar. Pitiful… More »


I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay

The Superficial / February 2, 2012

In the March issue of Glamour, Amanda Seyfried sets the record straight that she did NOT bang Justin Timberlake and then takes it one step further by basically outing him which is the only way to read this:
Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to date you.&#8221… More »


Bar Refaeli Does Italian TV and Other News

Photo Boy / January 31, 2012

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- Thigh-High Socks that if you’re looking at, you’re missing the show. [theCHIVE]
- Chronicle is this generation’s The Blair Witch Project. [Huffington Post]
- Fran Drescher represented our species to aliens. Oh, good. [Dlisted]
- Rooney Mara stole Blake Lively’s job. [Lainey Gossip]
- The 25 Hottest WAGs who also… More »


Christina Aguilera Sings Until Somebody Menstruates. Mostly Her.

The Superficial / January 30, 2012

“A whooa-oooaa-whoooaaa why don’t you ever have an opinion about curtains, you assho-ooh-whoo-ole!”
Christina Aguilera performed at Etta James’ memorial service Saturday night and honored the late singer in the classiest way possible if classy means flashing your tits and letting menstrual blood slowly trickle down your leg because you’re a witch hellbent on waving… More »


Kate Gosselin Really Wants You To See Where 8 Babies Came From and Other News

Photo Boy / January 20, 2012

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- Yoga Pants: Side-eying men into divorce since 1973. [theCHIVE]
– Exhibit A: Mila Kunis. [Hollywood Tuna]
– I think what David Lynch is trying to say here is he likes coffee. [Huffington Post]
- Dane Cook acted like a douchecanoe. What strange and unusual times are these… [FilmDrunk]
– Everybody… More »


So Katy Perry Was The Sex Addict?

The Superficial / January 19, 2012

“Who’s cheating now, Dr. Jones?!”
When Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage fell apart, you’d just assume he’d be the first one to fly off to Southeast Asia and drown his sorrows in their world-famous sex industry. *tips hat at Anthony Bourdain* Turns out all those stories about Katy being the out-of-control one were true… More »


Michael Fassbender Should Wear Tighter Jeans And Other News

Photo Boy / January 19, 2012

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- Stacey Dash’s Twitter account should be enough for Congress to kill SOPA. [theCHIVE]
– On the other hand, JLo’s might screw me out of a job where I don’t have to wear pants. [TooFab]
- Jon Voight doesn’t understand how adoption works. [Huffington Post]
- Cindy Crawford is Kris JennerMore »


Hello Again, Vanessa Hudgens, and Other News

Photo Boy / January 18, 2012

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– This would’ve been a link to theCHIVE rife with boobage. Damn you, principled stands! [theCHIVE]
- Kristin Wiig would really, really love to stop talking about Bridesmaids 2. [Huffington Post]
- Jay-Z might also want to consider removing the word “hypocrite” from his vocabulary as well. [Dlisted]
- Ryan Phillippe&#8217… More »


Justin & The Dancing Dick-Speaker Robot

The Superficial / January 12, 2012

“It just sort of came to me in a dream, you know? ‘Where would Michael want kids to hear music from the most?’ And I think we nailed it.”
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Hilary Duff is HUGE and Other News

Photo Boy / December 12, 2011

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– Remember that time Chris Rock said racism was almost over? He should have a look at this. [BuzzFeed]
- George Takei takes a dump on Twilight. [Huffington Post]
- Alec Baldwin destroys the record for the longest-running Facebook app commercial. [Dlisted]
– While Blake Lively checks out Apple for her… More »


Leonardo DiCaprio Bangs This and Other News

Photo Boy / November 22, 2011

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- Chelsea Handler proves that women will get jealous over other people’s shitty marriages. I’m as shocked as you are. (I’m not.) [Huffington Post]
- Lindsay Lohan probably wasn’t the best choice for a baby-sitter. [Dlisted]
- Katherine Heigl’s bitch-face had a pair of friendlies underneath this time. [Lainey Gossip]
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Kim Kardashian Can’t Go On, You Guys

The Superficial / November 3, 2011

“Wait. You’re wich ’cause a boy peed on you? — Keep the autogwaph.”
Kim Kardashian is so distraught over her divorce – “I barely even had time to do an evil laugh about all the money I scammed,” I like to believe she said. – that she had no choice but to cancel an upcoming… More »


Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too

The Superficial / November 2, 2011

Remember how everyone was getting pregnant at the same time? Well, now it’s divorces except somehow not involving the people who just had babies which doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, Zooey Deschanel has called it quits with Death Cab For Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, according to Us Magazine:
Just two years after tying the knot,… More »


Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man

The Superficial / November 1, 2011

Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis:
I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!
I don’t want to say Green Man ha… More »


Alright, Who Gave Britney Spears Roids?

The Superficial / October 28, 2011

Here’s Britney Spears performing in London last night where on top of a protein-heavy diet so she can continue playing linebacker for the Rams, someone clearly thought it’d be a great idea to combine her retard strength with a steady intake of steroids. Because once you see an entire McDonald’s cracked in half for not… More »


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