Justin Bieber Tried To Bang Ariana Grande, It Didn’t Work

The Superficial | January 22, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Madonna’s Son Ditched Her On Christmas, Will Pay For His Insolence

The Superficial | December 28, 2015 - 11:30 am

Rocco Ritchie has dared defied Madonna. The end is nigh. More »

Selena Gomez’s Breasts Are Winning The War On Christmas

The Superficial | December 10, 2015 - 11:24 am

Selena Gomez’s boobs aren’t a movie trailer like the last two posts. These are facts. More »

Selena Gomez Is Here To Help

The Superficial | December 7, 2015 - 1:39 pm

Selena Gomez’s Jingle Ball outfits will make you forget all about Satan’s swimsuit video. More »

Ronda Rousey Lost

The Superficial | November 16, 2015 - 10:43 am

Ronda Rousey lost to Holly Holm, which apparently proves that women can’t fight men. Or some stupid shit. More »

Selena Gomez’s Breasts Were On ‘Today’

The Superficial | October 12, 2015 - 11:29 am

How are Selena Gomez’s breasts handling Justin Bieber’s naked penis? A phoned-in post with boobs in it. More »

Ronda Rousey Is Going To Break Justin Bieber In Half

The Superficial | October 8, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Ronda Rousey is no longer a Belieber. More »

Azealia Banks Calls LGBT Community The ‘Gay White KKK’

The Superficial | September 29, 2015 - 10:51 am

Does Azealia Banks actually know how the KKK works? Because I feel like that’s the problem here. More »

Katy Perry’s Cat Vadge

The Superficial | September 28, 2015 - 9:00 am

Katy Perry is surprisingly flexible. More »

Jennifer Lopez’s Ex Is Just Going Ahead And Selling Her Sex Tape

The Superficial | September 23, 2015 - 10:41 am

Jennifer Lopez’s ex claims he found a loophole that will let him sell a JLo sex tape from their honeymoon. More »

Here’s Azealia Banks Calling A Flight Attendant A F*ggot

The Superficial | September 22, 2015 - 11:21 am

Azealia Banks went ballistic on a flight and attacked a Frenchman before calling a flight attendant a faggot. More »

Ariana Grande’s Butt Is The Calm Before The Storm

The Superficial | August 27, 2015 - 10:44 am

Ariana Grande’s butt isn’t everything awful about America, so let’s stare into it for a minute. More »

There’s Another Royal Baby Already

The Superficial | May 4, 2015 - 10:49 am

Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge will now grace us with her presence merely minutes upon exiting the royal noonerhole. More »

Ariana Grande & Big Sean Broke Up

The Superficial | April 20, 2015 - 2:14 pm

Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up. For real this time. Maybe. More »


The Superficial | February 25, 2015 - 9:11 pm

Madonna fell while performing at the BRIT Awards. Our fates are sealed. More »

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

Photo Boy | January 16, 2015 - 10:00 am

Posted by Photo Boy

Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I’m a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail and who cares… More »

Mariah Carey Is Doing A Vegas Residency

Photo Boy | January 15, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Posted by Photo Boy

Mariah Carey announced her Vegas residency with an Oprahesque “You get tickets! You get tickets!” give away on Ellen. A gift that probably would have been better with, I dunno, plane tickets and a hotel room? Via Time (Wait, hold up. We’re quoting Time? Legitimate news source, Time. When… More »

The People’s Choice Awards: A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Butt

Photo Boy | January 8, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Posted by Photo Boy

Iggy Azalea performed last night at The People’s Choice Awards. It’s an event where the common folks’ taste in popular culture for the previous year gets aggregated and celebrated by the prominent celebrities within. Through that lens, Fish and I carefully chose our coverage by looking at pictures and… More »

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

The Superficial | January 5, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”More »

Christina Aguilera Called Mickey Mouse An ‘Asshole’ At Disneyland

The Superficial | December 29, 2014 - 1:40 pm

Christina Aguilera celebrated her birthday at Disneyland a week before Christmas and allegedly flipped the fuck out when Mickey Mouse wasn’t available to take a picture with her because grown ups do that. TMZ reports:

Our theme park source tells us while ringing in her 34th b-day at Disney’s California Adventure, Christina and… More »

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