Sightings

Jennifer Lopez & Alex Rodriguez Will J-Rod The A-Lo Now

So Jennifer Lopez has been with Alex Rodriguez this whole time. – *looks around, quietly slides post into ‘Drake is on the DL’ file* – What? More »


Bertney Stands On Fences ‘Cause Papa Makes Her Get Strong

Britney Spears works out because there’s a goddamn shock collar around her neck. It’s right there! More »


Stuff Happened Around Katy Perry’s Boobs At The BRIT Awards

Katy Perry performed at the BRIT Awards and stuff that isn’t her boobs happened. I think. Don’t quote me on that. More »


Pretty Pictures Of Famous People At The Grammys

Lady Gaga’s underboob, Rihanna’s diamond flask, and Jennifer Lopez’s cleavage pretty much cover all the bases. I’m an actual journalist. Trust me. More »


Madonna Adopted Twins From Malawi Like She Said She Wouldn’t

So remember when Madonna said she wasn’t adopting a child from Malawi again? She lied and adopted twins. More »


Britney Spears Had A Nip Slip, Good Luck Reporting Anything Else

Britney Spears had a nip slip last night in Vegas, so now’s a good time to light the Constitution on fire. No one will even notice. More »


Beyonce’s Pregnant With Twins

Beyonce’s having twins, so you’ll never guess who else is pretending she might be pregnant. More »


Madonna Wants To Adopt Two More Kids After Women’s March Blow-Up

Madonna is in a buttload of trouble with the government, so why not bring two more kids into the mix? More »


Mariah Carey Was Sabotaged, You Guys

Mariah Carey performed at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin Eve. It, uh, it went well. More »


Kim Kardashian Tried To Call Beyonce, It Didn’t Go Well: Report

Beyonce reportedly called Kim and Kanye “talentless and pathetic.” More »


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