Azealia Banks Calls LGBT Community The ‘Gay White KKK’

The Superficial / September 29, 2015

Does Azealia Banks actually know how the KKK works? Because I feel like that’s the problem here. More »

Katy Perry’s Cat Vadge

The Superficial / September 28, 2015

Katy Perry is surprisingly flexible. More »

Jennifer Lopez’s Ex Is Just Going Ahead And Selling Her Sex Tape

The Superficial / September 23, 2015

Jennifer Lopez’s ex claims he found a loophole that will let him sell a JLo sex tape from their honeymoon. More »

Here’s Azealia Banks Calling A Flight Attendant A F*ggot

The Superficial / September 22, 2015

Azealia Banks went ballistic on a flight and attacked a Frenchman before calling a flight attendant a faggot. More »

Ariana Grande’s Butt Is The Calm Before The Storm

The Superficial / August 27, 2015

Ariana Grande’s butt isn’t everything awful about America, so let’s stare into it for a minute. More »

There’s Another Royal Baby Already

Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge will now grace us with her presence merely minutes upon exiting the royal noonerhole. More »

Ariana Grande & Big Sean Broke Up

The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up. For real this time. Maybe. More »


The Superficial / February 25, 2015

Madonna fell while performing at the BRIT Awards. Our fates are sealed. More »

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

Photo Boy / January 16, 2015

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Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I’m a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail and who cares about… More »

Mariah Carey Is Doing A Vegas Residency

Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

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Mariah Carey announced her Vegas residency with an Oprahesque “You get tickets! You get tickets!” give away on Ellen. A gift that probably would have been better with, I dunno, plane tickets and a hotel room? Via Time (Wait, hold up. We’re quoting Time? Legitimate news source, Time. When did thi… More »

The People’s Choice Awards: A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Butt

Photo Boy / January 8, 2015

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Iggy Azalea performed last night at The People’s Choice Awards. It’s an event where the common folks’ taste in popular culture for the previous year gets aggregated and celebrated by the prominent celebrities within. Through that lens, Fish and I carefully chose our coverage by looking at pictures and going, “ASS!&#8221… More »

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”More »

Christina Aguilera Called Mickey Mouse An ‘Asshole’ At Disneyland

The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Christina Aguilera celebrated her birthday at Disneyland a week before Christmas and allegedly flipped the fuck out when Mickey Mouse wasn’t available to take a picture with her because grown ups do that. TMZ reports:
Our theme park source tells us while ringing in her 34th b-day at Disney’s California Adventure, Christina and her crew… More »

Iggy Azalea Has To Be Nice To Azealia Banks Or Her Sex Tape Will Leak

The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks (Who are surprisingly not the same person. God, I’m old.) have been having some sort of online shit-to-cuffs over Iggy’s appropriation of hip-hop culture without paying respect to the black community which is apparently a legitimate criticism because Q-Tip wrote a giant Twitter essay telling Iggy about herself. On to… More »

Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Was On TV!

The Superficial / December 18, 2014

A major American film studio completely caved to North Korea-sponsored hackers essentially putting unprecedented power into the hands of anyone who can access rich people’s emails, but that was 10 minutes ago. Now it’s all about Nicki Minaj’s nipple slip provided you count 1/4th of an areola as a nipple which the Internet does because… More »

So Remember When Ariana Grande’s Rep Denied She’s Carried Like A Baby?

The Superficial / December 12, 2014

A story broke out this week that one of Ariana Grande’s numerous diva demands is to be carried like a baby whenever her feet get too tired. Her rep denied the story and called it “fake” except Jezebel found a photo of Ariana Grande literally being carried like a baby (above) from her own InstagramMore »

Ariana Grande Loves ‘Big Black Balls’

The Superficial / December 9, 2014

While performing during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, America’s favorite eighth grader Ariana Grande apparently told Ed Sheeran that she enjoys bouncy balls which he turned into a perverted joke about giant black testicles because the British are always trying to make scrotum jokes involving children. I’ve watched your BBC, sir! Via E! News:
“It… More »

Are Children’s Christmas Pageants Supposed To Be Sexy? This Seems Wrong

The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Is Stephen Collins the musical director? What the hell’s happening here?
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Bill Cosby Stripped Of Honorary Navy Title As More Women Come Forward

The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Some of you haven’t enjoyed my coverage of the Eric Garner decision, or racism in general, so in this post I not only believe that a black man is guilty of a crime, but also (slightly) question the motives of his alleged rape victims. It’s practically Christmas for your tiny little white dicks. Let’s roll! More »

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen’s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!
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