1. Getting kicked in the ding-ding with a name like Shia, means he has a small bell.

  2. Meshuggah Tits

    He’s brave to wear his velvet jeggings.

  3. Inner Retard

    LaBeouf’s Creed: This is my doucheness. There are many like me, but… c’mon you know I am special. My doucheness is my best friend. It is my life. I have master it like I will never master method. My doucheness, without me, is useless. Without my doucheness, I am useless… and still an asshole.

  4. The anti-douche backlash has begun.

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