Hello! Welcome to Morty’s fine Jewellery… Can I interest you in a lovely broach, or perhaps this diamond encrusted pendant?

Ch-ch-ch-chia!

This dude reminds me of a sick fucking Jew. Get lost douchebag.

seriously looks like pubes on his face…

Is he gonna play Serj Tankian in some movie?

i tasted it it didnt taste good i think it was becuz ienstad of regular popcorn, chip, pickle, and resses i ate it wit dill pickle, barbercle chip, carmel popcorn, and dark chocolate wit peanutbutter