Is Radioman sporting mad wood?
Doesn’t he know the first rule of time travel is not to touch your future self?
“Listen, Baldy, you misspelled my name, but I think I can still cash it. I already gave you the radio, right?”
Fan: May I please have your autograph, Mr. Le Beouf?
Pubebeard: Here you go.
Fan: Why did you sign it James Franco?
Pubebeard: Because I’m revolutionizing art outside of the box while shifting paradigms inside your reality. Your feeble mind can’t comprehend that now he and I are one. Shia James Franco LeBeouf Away!
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Shia LaBeouf at a screening of Lawless in New York City. (August 13, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News