Gosh, Shia, if someone had their finger up your ass, its because they were trying to poke you in the eye.

HAHAHAHA, this post is GOLD!Double Oh Kitten reminds me of a cat we used to have named Helen (she was pre-Steve). She spent her days pltiotng the death of several birds who lived in a near by tree.Steve, incidentally, is holding out for Harry Potter as his summer blockbuster.