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C’mon now you don’t expect her to be rich, young attractive, AND have a clue? She needs room to grow, after all.
Yikes. No smoking please. ew.
Cut her some slack. As far she knows, a nozzle always starts flowing as soon as she grabs it.
Maybe it’s a good thing some people end up being celebrities. Rather a celeb than in a job where they could really fuck shit up for the general public.
Selena believes in pulling out the hose before the car gets pregnant.
I don’t think she’s put it in, yet. I think the hose just got a little over-excited. If Selena was holding my hose, I’d probably have the same reaction.
[fake]
she looks like a fucking alpaca here
Yeah, an alpaca they’d have to pull me off of. She’s stupid hot.
Yeah baby. Squeeze that hose.
Photo trickery! She isn’t pulling the pump lever, and gasoline is yellow, not clear.
Loathe as I am to defend a celebrity, you’ve got a point about the pump lever thing.
Orange Mocha Frapuccino!
How can you be rich enough to own any car you want and still be driving an Escape?
Don’t care, always on a plane or in a limo or out of town.
“Hey look! A fellow Oregonian!” shouted the pasty white bearded man, sporting a fanny pack, jorts, and crocks with socks.
PREMATURE EJACULATION
Obviously the only hole Justine Beaver taught poor Selena to to insert something into was his anus.