1. I’m guessing Stratos is her stylist’s favorite Master of the Universe. Ram Man is her boyfriend’s.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Which one of you motherfuckers has my red ball? Give it up!”

  3. Frank Burns

    Long thought extinct, the Puerto Rican Giant Bloody Parrot was hunted not for its red feathers, but in retribution for kidnapping young men, and for keeping the villagers awake with its ghastly squawking.

  4. Hands up if you wanna hear “Freebird”

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