My first thought: Mayim Bialik made The Superficial?
My second thought: Why is Bruce Willis in drag?

Am I the only one who thinks Demi and Bruce weren’t meant to make babies together????

Why didn’t she just use Rumer’s id? They look identical. What a dumbass.

My God! These Willis girls are hideous!

that chin! a shame those girls both look like bruce

The officer then tried hitting her in the jaw with his club when she resisted but it broke into tiny splinters before she ate him whole.

Demi shits out the halloween masks like a pez dispenser.

The Willis kids just can’t get a genetic break. They always wind up looking like those “celebrity mash-up” photoshops rather than offspring.

Why the long face?

“Busted For Underage Drinking”?? Hells bells, I thought she was like 35.

WTH? Hit by the ugly tree, for sure…..I’d drink, too, if I looked like that….