Scarlett Johannson shows off her new tattoo from French artist Fuzi Uvtpk. (November 2012)
Photos: Fuzi Uvtpk
I blame Sean Penn for this.
Thanks for sharing.
wow…did she lose a bet?
that is so stupid!
crudley drawn too looks like shit
I could draw a better horseshoe with a pen inserted in my urethra but my wiener has the day off.
Yeah that’s a bummer! It’s not even pretty, and it’s too big.
thats what he said.
and off center.
WTF? Did Michael J Fox do this? That is terrible line work!
Looks like it was drawn by a 3rd grader. The words aren’t even centered correctly.
Classy. That must have come from one of the *4-star* prisons!
that tattoo is awful.
That is a horrible tattoo. Whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves.
He’s French so he is incapable of feeling shame.
You just know that cost her at least 5K
Or two bj’s and some anal!
apparently that shitty work is his style.
Of the two words used to describe this guy, I only believe half of them.
Nothing arrogant about that.
If you did work that shitty in prison you’d get forcibly sodomized for your efforts.
all the class and sophistication of a port-a-potty.
I did a google search to see if Fuzi Uvtpk is a real person, and not just some made up name a dude gave Scarlett so she’s take off her shirt while her drew on her with a sharpie.
Turns out he’s a real “artist” and this tattoo is typical of his quality of work.
1. “Fuzi Uvtpk”—worst Scrabble hand ever.
2. If you can trick Fuzi Uvtpk into saying his name backwards, he’ll be sent back to his home in the 5th Dimension for 90 days.
3. “Fuzi Uvtpk” is not his real name, but something he chose to look like a dirty phrase at a passing glance.
Choose your favorite by texting 55555 NOW!
excuse me #2, I’ll be right back to give my answer
what is it about tattoos that make people insist on showing them off before the swelling and scabs go away. I get it, you are desperate for attention…I don’t want to see your scabby skin, no matter what reason.
So, we’re supposed to ignore the fact that it looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old, simply because he’s an “artist”? I think not. That shit sucks French balls.
Worst tattoo ever…
holy fuck thats horrible
Stupid woman. That should’ve been her tramp stamp. A message the dude nailing her from behind would definitely agree with.
Good gawd, what a shitty tat! I bet Kat Von D is spinning in her grave.
This is bit of a stretch, but…I think the Superficial breeds haters. :D
It’s actually really bad!! Girl get your $$$ back!
‘Fuzi Uvtpk’…must mean ‘Fuck Up’ in Croation (or something).
Hey, if a Croat did that shitty a tattoo job, they’d at least have the decency to shrug and say, “Meh. I was drunk” as opposed to set up a webpage and try and pretend they knew what they were doing.
I’m pretty sure he was drunk or high. If you look at the gallery in the post below his normal work is the same drawing style but the line work is SIGNIFICANTLY better.
This belongs on the Ugliest Tattoos website. What was she thinking????
Is she trying to bring an end to nude scenes?
Probably hoping to score a deal with a cosmetics firm that does cover-up.
Looks like shit.
He has a section of shirts called Ignorant People? Are you fucking kidding?
This guy is an epic troll who is laughing all the way to the bank.
That shit is too terrible to even be considered “so bad that it’s good.” I can’t believe ScarJo let that ink butcher put ANYTHING on her body. There is a show on Spike TV called “Tattoo Nightmares” which shows some excellent artists specializing in cover-ups…Luckily for her there IS hope!
This bitch gets the shittiest tattoos.
I wonder if anyone told her, to her face, what it really looks like yet?
Hey, Fuzi Uvtpk…buy a couple of vowels or something!
Ugly shit like that should help discourage further hacked nude photos….all part of her master privacy plan
Apparently, french artist Fuzi Uvtpk can’t make uniform letters.. I believe both of them must have been drunk.. I’ve seen better tats made in jail without proper equipment, much better..
Very smart decision to get an amateurish tat on such a pretty girl. Good work!
Wow..gotta say, I am a tattoo artist in my APPRENTICESHIP only tattooing for a year..and even I know a poorly done tattoo when I see one. Not even the linework is clean..and that is his “specialty” from what I saw on his website…you’d think a celebrity could be recommended to a good artist! We get to cover-up tattoos like this everyday!
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