Scarlett Johannson shows off her new tattoo from French artist Fuzi Uvtpk. (November 2012)
Photos: Fuzi Uvtpk
I blame Sean Penn for this.
Thanks for sharing.
wow…did she lose a bet?
that is so stupid!
crudley drawn too looks like shit
I could draw a better horseshoe with a pen inserted in my urethra but my wiener has the day off.
Yeah that’s a bummer! It’s not even pretty, and it’s too big.
thats what he said.
and off center.
WTF? Did Michael J Fox do this? That is terrible line work!
Looks like it was drawn by a 3rd grader. The words aren’t even centered correctly.
Classy. That must have come from one of the *4-star* prisons!
that tattoo is awful.
That is a horrible tattoo. Whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves.
He’s French so he is incapable of feeling shame.
You just know that cost her at least 5K
Or two bj’s and some anal!
apparently that shitty work is his style.
Of the two words used to describe this guy, I only believe half of them.
Nothing arrogant about that.
If you did work that shitty in prison you’d get forcibly sodomized for your efforts.
all the class and sophistication of a port-a-potty.
I did a google search to see if Fuzi Uvtpk is a real person, and not just some made up name a dude gave Scarlett so she’s take off her shirt while her drew on her with a sharpie.
Turns out he’s a real “artist” and this tattoo is typical of his quality of work.
1. “Fuzi Uvtpk”—worst Scrabble hand ever.
2. If you can trick Fuzi Uvtpk into saying his name backwards, he’ll be sent back to his home in the 5th Dimension for 90 days.
3. “Fuzi Uvtpk” is not his real name, but something he chose to look like a dirty phrase at a passing glance.
Choose your favorite by texting 55555 NOW!
excuse me #2, I’ll be right back to give my answer
what is it about tattoos that make people insist on showing them off before the swelling and scabs go away. I get it, you are desperate for attention…I don’t want to see your scabby skin, no matter what reason.
So, we’re supposed to ignore the fact that it looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old, simply because he’s an “artist”? I think not. That shit sucks French balls.
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