1. Fase Buck

    Please date younger men so I can have a shot. I think you’d really enjoy doing stuff with me, like going to the beach and other things that I see you do at thesuperficial dot com. No Sean Penn. Call me

    • Scarlett Johansson

      Hey Fase!

      So happy you said something. You know, Valentine’s day is coming up and I have a real hard time finding men that want to date me. Bummer you didn’t leave your number. How am I supposed to get a hold of you??!?!

      Yours,
      SJ

  2. Leah

    so there are girls who DON’T actually have cellulite?

  3. FreeJena

    Um, have you actually SEEN real cellulite? Man, what a hater.

Leave A Comment