Please date younger men so I can have a shot. I think you’d really enjoy doing stuff with me, like going to the beach and other things that I see you do at thesuperficial dot com. No Sean Penn. Call me
So happy you said something. You know, Valentine’s day is coming up and I have a real hard time finding men that want to date me. Bummer you didn’t leave your number. How am I supposed to get a hold of you??!?!
Please date younger men so I can have a shot. I think you’d really enjoy doing stuff with me, like going to the beach and other things that I see you do at thesuperficial dot com. No Sean Penn. Call me
Hey Fase!
So happy you said something. You know, Valentine’s day is coming up and I have a real hard time finding men that want to date me. Bummer you didn’t leave your number. How am I supposed to get a hold of you??!?!
Yours,
SJ
Hey ScarJo…call me I just dumped my girlfriend Jenny!!…555-8675309.
so there are girls who DON’T actually have cellulite?
Um, have you actually SEEN real cellulite? Man, what a hater.