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  1. Tango till your sore

    Dear Scarlett Johansson you’re doing it right.

  2. Old Boney Guy

    Oh ho, look at the wave. That’s an entire wave of water you could be filling up this water bottle with. We could just sit here and drink all that water right from that one wave.

    If I had that chair I couldn’t really enjoy laying flat like this. Those chairs aren’t designed to tan the bun side of your body. Got my elbows ALL in the sand.

    Can you walk me past the sand crabs real fast? They know you, they wont attack me if they see you.

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