1. Old boney guy

    Okay wait a second. Could you like lean back or something?

    What do you mean, like lay down?

    No just um, like put your shoulders kind of straight. Um you know put your back perfectly straight, so I can get this peanut butter all around your should here.

    Okay, like this?

    Yes, yes very good. That’s a perfectly straight back, and I can’t believe you found sprayable peanut butter. My word what will they think of next? It’s as if…

    Hey.

    Yeah?

    You were telling me about being the trenches.

    Huh?

    The mustard gas.

    Oh right.

    Oh yes the mustard gas, and my tin of tobacco. Speaking of tobacco why don’t you light on up while I finish telling you about World War One?

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