"Freedom isn't free! It has to be grabbed and yanked and jerked and sometimes set aside for a minute because the Slow Jams compilation is skipping then quickly returned to.''

According to a new tell-all book, Sarah Palin allegedly dabbled in cocaine and had a sexual relationship with African-American basketball star Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd Palin.
10 Comments
  1. your mom

    You’re a genius, and I love you.

    Sep 14, 2011 at 2:16 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Iveski

    “Slow Jams”… *chuckle, snort*

    Sep 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm /  Reply /00
  3. guy rossi

    ” I DEMAND SOUL POLE UP IN MY HOLE(clap clap clap) !”
    “You betch ya!”

    Sep 14, 2011 at 2:58 pm /  Reply /10
  4. dontkillthemessenger

    This is the best one.

    Sep 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm /  Reply /00
  5. slappy magoo

    And I did it like this and that is why it was only a one-night stand. What did I do wrong, ladies? Yes, in three words: Too much teeth.

    Sep 14, 2011 at 5:56 pm /  Reply /00
  6. SonicAlligator

    And you finished this off perfectly.

    I’m sure that’s what she said to him too.

    Sep 14, 2011 at 6:09 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Ragu

    You’re a boss, Fish.

    Sep 14, 2011 at 6:31 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Minako

    Posts like this are why I love you.

    Sep 14, 2011 at 9:20 pm /  Reply /00
  9. gumption

    good stuff my man. And what is up with her hair? Horrible colors.

    Sep 14, 2011 at 10:48 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Steve Rodgers

    The slow jams made me laugh at my desk. Good job getting me in trouble!

    Sep 15, 2011 at 6:51 am /  Reply /00

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