"Some of you might notice I'm grinding my teeth a lot, but that's just because I, uh, I hate socialism so much. Just grrr! Quit socializing me, Obama. Now, is there a restroom around here? Or maybe just a CD case..."
According to a new tell-all book, Sarah Palin allegedly dabbled in cocaine and had a sexual relationship with African-American basketball star Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd Palin.
