Based on every episode of 21/2 men claiming an elephant sized penis; I am betting it is smaller than a Baby Carrot

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean this guy was destined for this. He took the life out of his ex wife. There is a reason these things happen but real men handle them with dignity and respect for their significant others and break up without their private parts advising them all the way. Of course its a baby carrot (lol) its the same size as his heart.