'Yes, this is some nice motherfuckin' weather. Now don't be blowin' up the golf course, Sanjay. Ha! I'm just messin' with you. (But seriously don't.)'
Samuel L. Jackson at the FitFlop Shooting Stars Benefit Golf Tournament in England. (August 4-5, 2011)


Do you know what they call a Royale with Cheese in America? Cos they don’t use the metric system..
Awww Sheeit. I was hopin’ for a white caddy. Motherfuckers need to see what happens when the black man is in charge, ya hear?
I want you to go in that bag, and find my putter…It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker.
there ya go
“English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!”
Having a Forrest Gump moment?
Shut yo mouth and gimme thu muthafukn iron, white muthafukr, or I kill yo white muthafukn ass and send yo back to America. What!? You a negro. Well, shoot, negro, why didn’t yo say so. Lets go kill dem white muthafukrs togetha, niga.