1. Do you know what they call a Royale with Cheese in America? Cos they don’t use the metric system..

  2. OK

    Awww Sheeit. I was hopin’ for a white caddy. Motherfuckers need to see what happens when the black man is in charge, ya hear?

  3. I want you to go in that bag, and find my putter…It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

  4. “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!”

  5. Having a Forrest Gump moment?

  6. Golfing John

    Shut yo mouth and gimme thu muthafukn iron, white muthafukr, or I kill yo white muthafukn ass and send yo back to America. What!? You a negro. Well, shoot, negro, why didn’t yo say so. Lets go kill dem white muthafukrs togetha, niga.

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