'I'm tryin' to stretch, motherfucker. What's it look like I'm doin'? Motherfuckers don't stretch in England?'

Samuel L. Jackson at the FitFlop Shooting Stars Benefit Golf Tournament in England. (August 4-5, 2011)
5 Comments
  1. PoorMaryKelly

    Needless to say, unless he’s golfing Mike Tyson or someone equally as frightening, It’s in your best interest to let this motherfucker win.

    Aug 5, 2011 at 4:41 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Fast Eddie

    I don’t think we have been properly introduced. I’m Samuel L. Jackson. Who the f*ck are you?

    Aug 5, 2011 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Flynbyu

    Golf mutha fucka do you play it?

    Aug 5, 2011 at 6:31 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Double D

    Divorce. Injuries. Whore-withdrawal. Tiger isn’t aging gracefully.

    Aug 5, 2011 at 10:16 pm /  Reply /00
  5. LuLu

    I was actually at a charity golf tourney in Portland, OR years ago and he was playing. After every shot, we heard him say ‘solid gold!’…its was fucking hilarious!!!

    Aug 6, 2011 at 4:55 am /  Reply /00

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