Needless to say, unless he’s golfing Mike Tyson or someone equally as frightening, It’s in your best interest to let this motherfucker win.
I don’t think we have been properly introduced. I’m Samuel L. Jackson. Who the f*ck are you?
Golf mutha fucka do you play it?
Divorce. Injuries. Whore-withdrawal. Tiger isn’t aging gracefully.
I was actually at a charity golf tourney in Portland, OR years ago and he was playing. After every shot, we heard him say ‘solid gold!’…its was fucking hilarious!!!
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